We got in so much trouble after we left. The head nurse is one scary lady. We weren't allowed to leave our rooms for anything else other than food for two weeks. Yet, they still managed to barge into my room. Eve and Chung snuggled on my couch and Aisha sipped tea and occasionally glanced over with a disgusted look while Elsword massaged her feet. I sat in the corner, seething.
"Why are you guys here? You're supposed to be in your own places!" I finally hollered.
"No need to raise your voice." Aisha shot me a distasteful look. "My room has bad vibes. That could affect my magic. Honestly, mortals are so dumb. Ow! Elsword!" She glared at the red head. He sheepishly ducked his head down.
"Speaking of bad vibes," I glared at Eve and Chung, "can you please take that to your own rooms?"
Eve rolled her eyes but ceased. "You are so dramatic."
"I'm dramatic? Miss I-Got-Everyone-In-Trouble-Because-I-Was-A-Selfish-Brat?"
"Why you impudent—" Eve rose from her seat.
"Rena is correct. You did get us all in trouble. I believe you owe us a favor." Aisha cut in, kicking Elsword in the face before standing up. "Of course, there is nothing a mortal can possibly do for me."
"Me? Favor? Don't be ridiculous—"
"But you could help Rena get her non-existent love life back on track."
"What?!"
"That would take a miracle." Eve crossed her arms.
"Hey!"
Chung smothered a laugh. I shot him a look. He deadpanned.
"But that does sound interesting..." She stroked her chin.
"Son of a—"
"Oh, hush. We all know you and Raven lust for each other." Aisha tossed her hair.
"We do not! He is my therapist. He's all of your therapists!" I protested. Okay, maybe he is super sexy and gorgeous but I'm not the only girl who thinks that! If he were even interested in somebody, it would probably be Amelia. She flirts with him all the time. And she's actually in his league.
Eve ignored me and looked over at Aisha. "I like the way you think."
"Likewise."
They smirked at each other.
"Operation: Find Rena A Boyfriend or 'FRAB' is a go!"
Goddammit.
Day 1: Sex Appeal
"I am not going to wear that!"
"Come on! I have a pair of shorts that matches this top." Aisha shoved the "shirt" in my arms. It was a white blouse that was about ten times too small.
"That 'shirt' is for children!"
"Exactly. It enhances your larger-than-life bust which, let's face it, is your only good point. Physically, that is." She replied. Elsword was blushing so hard, I thought he might overheat and pass out.
"Go on. Change. But wear this bra." Eve ordered, handing me a hot pink, lacy, frilly push-up bra.
"What the f—"
"This will be scenario: You will walk up to Raven and greet him, I will come up to you and 'accidentally' spill water on you." Aisha explained.
"There is no way that I'm going—"
"If you don't do it, I'll tell Raven that you dream about him giving you a lap dance while dressed as Hatsune Miku."
"...fine."
I walked into the cafeteria reluctantly. The people stared at me with more horror with usual. I'm pretty sure this shirt is actually making my boobs smaller because it's so tight. It barely covers my rib cage and my shorts should've even be considered shorts. It should be denim panties. I spotted Raven immediately but he already saw me. His facial expression showed no emotion. He looked at me as if I were dressed normally. Before I could make my way to him, Daisy and her crew snickered.
"I knew you were a slut."
"Whore."
"You look like your number should be written on a bathroom wall."
I ignored them.
"Morning." I said cheerfully.
"Good morning." He nodded at me.
"You look nice." I said, trying super hard to remember the dialogue Eve and Aisha drilled into my head.
'Stick with the script no matter what he says!'
"Thank you. You..."
I waited.
"...r hair looks nice."
"Thanks."
Now I'm supposed to skip to the lunch line.
I skipped/shuffled to the line, my boobs bouncing painfully against my skin. This is why I wear sports bras. He followed me quietly. So far, this is not turning out well. My face is on fire and my shirt is threatening to rip at any moment. They need to hurry up and spill that water on me.
Speak of the devil, Aisha walked up to me with a glass of water.
Wait a moment-
She tossed the water right onto my chest and I let out a gasp.
"Oh no. I'm so sorry. That was an accident." Aisha said, monotonously. She put both hands on her cheeks.
Raven looked horrified. Eve put her face in her hands in the corner of the room. I just stood there, dripping wet.
Fuck my life.
Author's Note: Hey guys! I was going to post this on my birthday but I totally forgot. I'm a great author! :D Short chapter, I know. I was going to make this longer but it just seemed like the perfect place to end! This chapter was literally written in like 3 in the morning with me half-awake. I let my inner pervert take over. I'm so sorry. I understand if you hate me for making you wait for so long and then getting this bullshit.
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Young love, young love...
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