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Question: Which in-game pairing do you think is most canon?

My Answer: Lunick X Solana. That is blatant, in-your-face romance right there, made canon by the other characters' comments. LUNICK I LOVE YOU *shot*

Characters: Ben, the main playable character in Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs. Actually, I haven't played that game yet. Should I?

Summary: This is a reminiscent of the chapter 'Let Me Borrow That Top'. This is also inspired by a pic I saw on DA.

I'm On A Raikou

Ben looked from his styler to the raikou, and then back again.

"Fuck. Yes."

000

"I'm on a raikou, I'm on a raikou,

"Everybody look at me

"'Cause I'm on a raikou," he sang as he rode the yellow legendary. Deliberately slowing down as he passed Red Eyes, he yelled in the antagonist's ear, "Take a good hard look at the motherfucking raikou!"

Red Eyes loaded up the Z. Z Flyer and shot at Ben, but the brunette was already racing away.

000

"I'm on a raikou, motherfucker, take a look at me:

"Straight running on a raikou, you can't beat me-

"Busting Pokemon Pinchers' stylers, with wind whipping at my coat,

"You can't stop me, motherfucker, 'cause I'm on a raikou!"

One of Edward's long white brows twitched in annoyance, but he refrained from saying anything as Ben circled him atop the yellow-furred beast.

000

"Take a picture; I'm on a raikou, bitch,

"I could get electrocuted, but hey, it's no risk;

"I got my styler and my ukulele pichu,

"I'm on a raikou, you're on a staraptor,

"Wishing you were on a raikou!"

Summer stared up at him with her best 'Bitch, please' look, her staraptor at her side. Ben's exuberance faded bit by bit, and he rubbed the back of his neck, a flush stealing across the grooves of his face.

"Was it really that bad?" he asked after a while.

"You can rip his tongue out now," Summer told her staraptor in reply, and the giant bird pokemon clicked his beak in anticipation as Ben swallowed hard.