Chapter 11
"Let's talk about that." He said excitedly. 'My puppy's a killer.' He thought proudly.
"Well. I think I was like 11 at the time and I was playing on the swings. I jumped off and being the cluts I am, ran into a tree knocking myself out. When I woke up, I found a cat laying on my stomach. It looked up at me and started purring. It was so discussing. So I thought I could make it stop by snapping its neck. What do you know, it worked like a charm. Being a kid I got excited and ran home with the cat to show dad my achievement. Uncle Zal was there too though. Dad understood what happened but uncle just thought I was excited about the cat, not noticing it was dead." She laughed.
"Wow, really?" he asked laughing.
"Yea. And then later he came back with a box. A box of fakin kittens. Oh I was not amused." She explained annoyed.
"Haha, how'd you kill them?" he asked having fun.
"Well, I took them up to my room and took a black one out. It had blue eyes that reminded me of water. I had to wait for dad to get out of the house first, and then I filled the bath tub with boiling water." She said smiling at the memory.
"Wow, you we're an evil child." He said surprised.
"Yup. I was a fucked up kid. I threw the kitten in the bath but not without getting covered in small cuts. It was fun to watch it drown." She snickered.
"The others?" he asked.
"Well, I cut one to pieces with an axe, I dissected one and skinned another." She said counting on her fingers.
"Your bad." He laughed.
"I hate cats. Though they seem to like me for some fucked up reason." Nobu shrugged.
"Didn't you like one specific cat though?" he asked recalling something about that.
"Oh yea. Cheshire cat, but that's different, he's cool and has a huge smirk." She argued.
"I'll never get your obsession with that film, or the one with the skeleton." He shook his head.
"Nightmare before Christmas? I love them and I love Boogie and Hatter." She grinned. "I have a question now."
"Go on." She smiled down at her, loving this little catch up session, although he would have preferred it if he was part of more of her past.
"I remember being really fond of you when I was a kid, you were my favourite, and you seemed to be good with kids, well at last good with me. Why was I drawn to you the most? And don't say cause of something perverted, cause I'll kill you." Nobu asked curious.
"I liked playing with you, you were a cool little kid. And I guess I was drawn to you as much as you to me, not in a perverted sense. I guess I also had patience." He said in thought.
"Had? Why, don't you anymore?" she asked, picking up on his words.
"I don't like kids very much now. Truth be told, ever since what happened with you, I couldn't look at them the same way. They reminded me of you and loosing you hurt so I began hating them." He explained with a shrug.
"Oh, I see. I'm glad I got you back though." Nobu smiled warmly up at him as he pulled her into a bear hug.
"Come on now. Let's see how well you handle yourself." He stood up pulling her with him.
They moved to the middle of the room as he let out a loud whistle, grabbing every one's attention as they walked up to them.
"For the rest of the lesson we're gonna see Nobu's skillset. Let's start with the weapons, shall we?" Offendy announced and walked to the weapons.
"Uh, do they have to watch?" Nobu asked following him.
"Yes, why?" he asked confused.
"Never mind." She brushed his question off.
"LJ go get a target board." Offendy called and he walked off to the storage room. "Besides, we wouldn't want them to miss out on seeing how sexy you are when handling a blade, now do we?" he purred.
"I do." She glared.
"Let's start with targets. Here's some throwing knifes. Hit the centre of that." He said as LJ pulled the target out, and Offendy handed her three of them. "Throw one facing it, one from your side and one from a longer distance."
Nobu held the knife on the blade with her right hand and focused on the target, moving her arm to the left she swung her arm back and threw the knife using her wrist and hitting bull's eye.
"Excellent." Offendy said as the other's cheered.
She moved so her right side faced the target. Holding the knife like previously, she moved her arm above her head and as she swung down she let go of the knife and it embedded itself beside the previous one.
"You're good." Jeff commented happily.
Nobu walked a few meter's back and facing the target she threw her last knife, hitting bull's eye once again.
"Your father taught you well." Offendy commented with a smirk as he pulled the throwing knifes out of the target.
"Thanks." Nobu smiled.
"Next is bow and arrow." Offendy handed her said weapons.
She stood in stance, pulling it back, concentrating, she let go of the arrow and watched it hit the target.
"You really are good." Offendy said impressed.
"Having a weapons expert for a father does that to you." She smirked at him.
Offendy made Nobu try out most of the weapons after that. Stuff like, combat knifes, swords, hatchets, axes, spears, staff, etc.
"Ok, this is the last one. A gun." Offendy cheered. Everyone was really surprised at how good Nobu was with weapons and Offendy was extremely proud.
"Uh, I aint touching that. No way." Nobu glared at the gun in Offendy's hand.
"What? Why not? It's just a gun, come on." He pleaded.
"No!" She stepped back.
"You'll have to learn it eventually. Why didn't your father teach you if you learned everything else?" he asked as he grabbed her with his tentacles and placed the gun in her hand.
"But I don't want to learn, and he tried but I bit him on the arm." She glared throwing the gun at him and snickering as it hit him in the face.
"Oh you will learn this no matter what." Offendy growled getting annoyed. He grabbed her and put the gun in her hand again, holding her in place, facing the target.
"It's not that hard, you just aim at the target and shoot. It's not rocket science, geez." Offendy argued as the others were laughing at the fuss she was making.
"But I don't want to." Nobu whined facing him, gun still in hand. "Guns are pathetic."
They started arguing and Nobu flailing her arms about a lot. The rest took couple of steps back from them, not trusting Nobu with that.
"I'm the teacher and I say you will learn it." Offendy argued.
"No! You don't tell me what to do even if you were the devil." Nobu spat back.
Suddenly as she was flailing her arms about she squeezed her hand a bit tighter, and because Offendy's smart and left the safety open on the gun, she accidentally shot him in the left tight.
The whole room was engulfed in silence just staring at them wide eyed.
"Holy shit. I'm so sorry. I-" Nobu tried to say as she was panicking but was cut off by Offendy raising one hand.
"It's ok, don't worry about it. Things like this happen." He said calmly. 'Why is he so calm?! I just fucking shot him in the leg!' Nobu screamed in her head.
Without a word he limped out of the gym to the infirmary.
Nobu just stared wide eyed at the doorway terrified and gun loose in her hand.
"I think it's best if we take that from you." Hoodie said taking the gun.
"Y-yea." Nobu looked at the weapon disgustedly.
[Please can the following people come to my office; Nobuki, Slender, Zalgo, Puppeteer and Jane. Thank you.] Mr Creepypasta's voiced filled the gym through the speakers.
"I guess now you gonna get in trouble for beating those two up." Masky said.
"They started it." She snapped.
"Save the fight for later, go." Jeff said and she ran out.
On her way there, she ran into Slendy.
"Slendy. Um, I accidentally shot my uncle in the thigh." She said awkwardly.
"Witch one?" Slendy asked amused.
"Um, Offendy." She said looking down in shame.
"Oh, that's ok, he had it coming." He said patting her head as she stared at him in disbelief.
They got to Mr Creepy's office and met with Zalgo and his two kids. They were all bandaged up and everything, glaring at Nobu as she just smirked at them.
"Thanks for getting here so quickly." Mr Creepy said, leaning against his desk, arms crossed. "Can you tell me what happened exactly?" he asked, although he already knows.
"She just fucking attacked us!" Puppeteer shouted.
"She could have killed us!" Jane whined angrily.
"Bitch please. I have more control than to kill you by accident. I would do it intentionally." Nobu growled at them her ears sticking down in annoyance.
"Enough. Arguing won't solve anything." Mr Creepy said and all went quiet. "Now, Nobuki tell me your side of the story."
"I was heading to my next class when these two stopped me. They didn't let me go and because they thought I was human, they wanted to 'teach me my place'. I was trying to stay calm even though they hit me. But then he tried to uncover my eyes. I even warned them, that they shouldn't. They ignored my warning, now they're in that state." She explained angrily, arms crossed. This wasn't her fault and she hates it when she gets blamed for something she wasn't to blame for.
"What about your story? Why'd you attack her?" he asked turning to the two injured.