Chapter 14
Grabbing her keys, she ran downstairs and drove off to school on her bike.
Sitting through form time while having an ear full of Slendy ranting at her about turning everyone back, she kept on yawning. She has trouble dealing with sleep deprivation, as she loses a lot of energy and has trouble staying focused.
Her first lesson was Sex Ed with Offendy as the teacher (yup, I went there, deal with it), except he didn't turn up at all. Nobu was guessing that he was harassing Slendy and his other brothers somewhere.
Maths, that was taught by Squidward Suicide and Physics, that was taught by Shadowlurker went by pretty quickly as Nobu fell asleep several times during the lesson and earned a kick from Jeff, but all in all she has to say it was a pretty boring morning. She still got glares and desperate pleas for the reverse spell from the others.
As lunch rolled around, Nobu grabbed her usual sweets and cakes. Though the others were relentlessly teased for being the opposite gender.
"Nobu, want a candy?" Fem-LJ asked grinning down at her.
"Yesh." Nobu grinned back up at him, taking it happily. She noticed the others staring at her weirdly and that LJ was holding back his laughter. Ignoring it, she popped the candy in her mouth and went back to playing LOZ: Phantom Hourglass on her 3DS.
"Why are you not dead?" Fem-Masky asked in disbelief.
"Should I be?" Nobu asked with a raised eyebrow under her long bangs..
"Yes!" most of them shouted.
"My candy's poisonous." Fem-LJ stated no longer laughing but watching the hound in wonder. No one have survived his candy yet.
"Oh. So that's that weird taste. Yes, well the Slenders are immune to every type of poison and disease in this world and so am I. Sorry but your murder attempt failed." She explained snickering, patting a depressed LJ on the back.
"Cool." Fem-EJ said.
4th period being Combat Training, they headed down to the gym, but just as their Sex Ed; Offendy was not there, so they just got on with whatever.
"Hey, Nobu." Fem-Jeff called to her as she was twirling a scythe around with the upmost grace.
"Wha?" she turned to him after she put the weapon back to its place.
"Can I see your eyes?" he asked with a fake innocence. Nobu stepped back with a glare.
"No." she said suspiciously.
"That's ok, in that case I'll just cut your fringe." 'she' grinned and ran at Nobu with a big ass pair of scissors.
"No!" Nobu shouted eyes wide and made a run for it. Unfortunately Jeff; female or not, caught up with her and pushed her up against a wall.
"This is for turning me into a fakin chick." Jeff growled with the scissors dangerously close to her eyes.
"Jeff, don't." Nobu cried panicking.
"Sorry princess, but this has to be done." 'her' already big smile widened as Nobu's hair fell between the scissors' blades.
Before Jeff was able to finish his ministrations, Nobu's body got surrounded by her black smoke and Jeff stepped back with caution.
Her figure started to change shape and as the smoke dissolved, a giant white wolf with red fur running down its back and tail appeared out of the smoke. It's right eye completely black but the left one is a lilac purple, reaching up to Jeff's shoulder in height.
Realising that the beautiful wolf is indeed Nobu's full Hell Hound form, Jeff swore a string of colourful curses and started running for his dear life.
Nobu caught up to him in mere seconds and was growling in 'her' face, pinning 'her' body to the floor. She snapped her razor sharp fangs down at Jeff but 'she' was able to dodge it in time.
"Nobuki get off." Came Zalgo's voice from the doorway. With a low growl she got off and sat down beside Jeff with an unhappy thud, looking away in annoyance.
"What do you think you're doing young lady?!" Zalgo asked angrily.
'He wanted to cut my fringe.' Nobu's voice echoed in everyone's head as they stared at her surprised. The only way she can communicate in that form is through telepathy.
"Well then Jeffery, you brought it upon yourself." He said shaking his head. Nobu then shrunk down to a puppy hound and run up to Zalgo.
"Where's Offendy?" she asked hoping he knew.
"I heard my name." Fem-Offendy shouted as he suddenly appeared behind Zalgo, startling everyone. "Puppy!" he shouted in joy, picking Nobu up and cuddling her.
'Offendy!' Nobu shouted back in every one's head happily, licking his face.
"You're the cutest thing ever. God I missed you." Offendy said happily stoking her soft fur.
"Zalgo." Came a voice from the doorway. Everyone looked to where Seedeater stood.
"I see your niece can shift to her full Hell Hound form now." He said walking up to them.
"She was able to before, but she isn't all too good at controlling this form." Zalgo explained on her behalf as she just played with Fem-Offendy.
"In that case I advise she joins my class for some of her Combat Training, I could teach her all she needs to know in her Full Hound form." Seedeater proposed his idea.
'That would be so helpful.' Nobu piped up, but soon after got distracted by one of Offendy's white tendrils as she jumped on it and started chewing it.
"I have to agree. I'll go and edit your timetable in that case. Oh and Offender?" Zalgo said as he was about to leave but turned back getting the now female's attention as Nobu was hanging off one of 'her' tendrils by her teeth.
"Where have you been all day, may I ask?" Zalgo ask un-amused turning to Fem-Offendy.
"Well, do you want the short or the long story?" 'she' asked with a smirk.
'Harassing Slendy all day, I bet.' Nobu said laughing.
"Please attend your classes. You are a teacher. Act like one." Zalgo glared and turned to leave, Seedeater already gone.
"You know that wont happen too often. I'm surprised you haven't fired me yet." Fem-Offendy said smirking at Zalgo.
"Don't temp me." He said in a dark tone and turned to leave.
"Haha . . . your joking . . . right? Right? Zalgo?" 'she' panicked and ran after him, after giving Nobu puppy to Fem-EJ.
'I hope he doesn't get fired.' Nobu said and licked EJ's mask.
"He is surprisingly good at what he does." 'she' replied.
As that was the end of the lesson they all headed to Music and Nobu turned back to normal.
"Ah, Nobuki. I got the reverse." Fem-Skintaker said happily as 'she' came into the room.
"Really?" Nobu asked surprised as everyone cheered.
"Yes, you just have to play the song backwards." 'she' said giving her the music sheets for the song.
"Cool, when did you find it?" Nobu asked taking the paper and summoning her flute.
"Never mind that." 'she' said dismissing the question. 'I probably shouldn't mention the fact that I knew the reverse all along. Besides, it was funny.' Skintaker thought to himself chuckling.
Nobu looked through the music as Offendy was thrown into the room by Slendy.
"Stay!" he shouted at the female Offendy.
"But I wanna love you." Fem-Offendy cried from the floor.
Slendy face palmed and walked back out without another word.
"Ok, I guess everyone's here now." And with that she started to play. She felt the air shift and the shuffling of feet. Opening her eyes, Nobu found everyone back to normal now.
"Ohhhh." Offendy cried disappointed. "You ruined my fun."
"As much as I enjoy seeing you destroying Slendy's pride, I'd be dead in less than a second if I didn't turn them back." Nobu said gesturing to the others.
"Finally! I'm back to my beautiful self." Jeff shouted happily as the others agreed to being back to normal.
"Haha, I knew you can play." Skintaker grinned at Nobu.
"Come again." She said confused.
"Previously, you said that you can only paly one song on the flute, but you just read over the music sheet and played the song perfectly. I think there is something you're not telling me young lady and I don't appreciate being lied to." He glared down at her, crossing his arms.
"Um. Sorry?" she asked shrugging her shoulders.
"So then, what can you play, and tell the truth." He asked.
"Ok, if I have to tell the truth then I wont tell at all. I don't like people watching me play." Nobu frowned, suddenly oh so fascinated in her feet.
"She plays the guitar!" Jeff shouted wrapping an arm around her shoulders as Nobu went wide eyed under her bangs.
"She can also sing." EJ said wrapping an arm around her from the other side.
"Excellent." Skintaker beamed happily.
"Fuck you guys." Nobu groaned.
"Just cause you want to." Jeff joked smirking.
"In your dreams Snow White." She glared pushing him off.
"No way, shorty." Jeff snapped back.
"My height has nothing to do with anything." She growled her hound ears sticking down in annoyance.
"Sure it doesn't, twerp." He laughed.
"You will die a slow and horrible death, and I will make sure that you will suffer like no one suffered before." She growled with a dark menacing tone, making some of them step back in fear.
"Bring it, bitch." Jeff smirked as he got into a fighting stance.
"Alright, alright. That's enough. Back to your seats." Skintaker said before they could go at each other's throats.
Growling they went back to their seats but not without Nobu tripping Jeff up and laughing like a maniac.