Disclaimer: Penny: Aw, thanks! But that sucks ) : I'll do a wishfulshipping fic for you to make up for it, okay? Tri: It was, thank you : ) Oh well, as long as you like your presents, I guess that's what matters ^^' Fromidam: Hi! Oh yeah, you better be jealous ; ) I love Soulsilver; I hope you're having fun playing! OMIGOD YOU'RE STARTING A NUZLOCKE? TELL ME WHEN IT'S UP! This is a judgement free zone, no worries. Hm… I think Ruby called her that in the Japanese version, but it was lost in translation- either that or I'm just making it up ^^' Glad you liked it! Silver: Same to you, Silv! Yeah, it's pissing me off -_- And it doesn't play GBA games! The fuck is that? But I still have my old DS Lite, so if I feel the urge to play Emerald/ LeafGreen, then I can. And aw, thanks : ) I'm happy people seem to like that chapter. Mitsy: Great minds think alike. Omigod, I have two Harajuku perfumes : D Oh jeez, why can I picture Sapphire hating May for some reason? And Ruby fawning over Drew (even though they aren't technically counterparts, Brendan only got a cameo)? Beast: We're working on it : )

Question:

My Answer:

Characters: Cilan X Burgundy, as requested.

Summary: This is a meme I found on Tumblr.

Domesticity Meme

Who Is The Big Spoon/ Little Spoon

Cilan cuddled up to Burgundy on the couch as they watched their favourite cooking network, with her arms wrapped around his torso.

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What Is Their Favourite Non-Sexual Activity

"Needs more salt," muttered Burgundy, and Cilan nodded in agreement as they added a pinch of it to their new recipe.

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Who Uses All The Hot Water In The Morning

"Cilan!" Burgundy fumed, banging her fists on the closed door of the bathroom. Her raging, however, couldn't be heard due to the coupling of water running and Cilan singing.

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What Is The Most Trivial Thing They Fight Over

"I am the better connoisseur!" she insisted, face blotchy with irritation.

He held her away from him calmly. "You still have room for improvement," he chided her.

Her violet eyes shone with anger. "Battle me, then!"

"Fine," he answered, allowing a little bit of acid to leak into his voice.

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Who Does Most Of The Cleaning

Cilan danced around the leaving room, apron tied around his front and vacuum in hand as his favourite song blared from the radio.

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Who Calls Up The Landlord When The Heat's Not Working

"I don't care if you're busy!" she shouted into the phone, teeth chattering. "It's the middle of the winter, and the heat's not working!" There was a faint reply from the other end. "No, I will not calm down! Fix it now!" And with that she slammed the phone down, and then rushed off to quiet baby Paprika, who was crying.

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Who Steals The Blanket

"Burgundy, give it back," Cilan mumbled groggily, tugging fruitlessly at the covers that Burgundy had cocooned herself in.

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Who Leaves Their Stuff Around

"Burgundy, cleanliness is next to Godliness," scolded Cilan, who trailed after her, picking up unwashed clothes as he went.

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Who Remembers Anniversaries

"Uh… this is for you," Burgundy stammered, holding out a velveteen box to him.

"And this is for you," he said in return, giving her a bouquet and a kiss. "Happy anniversary, Burgundy."

"Happy anniversary, Cilan," she answered, and gave him one of her rare smiles.