Regina's temp looked down her nose at Trian, Kelly and Diana "Do you have an appointment?". She was not overly impressed by Trian's Tron outfit. Anybody would think that he had fallen through a portal.
"We give people appointments" Trian snapped back. A brilliant bolt of electricity arced from his hand and gave her a static charge. She would have to visit the hair dresser again.

Regina was deep in conversation and was not amused when Trian and party marched into her office. Trian sat down in his most casual style and eyed up the office while Regina composed her explosion.
"And you are?" Regina knew that these were the people who had somehow got into Storybrooke and had been asking about Hook's ship.
"Forgotten us Deere?" replied Trian in a caricature of The Dark One.
"Have we met somewhere?" Regina replied in a commanding voice. She was baffled.
"Well, we were in nappies at the time when you visited our play school"
"And when was this?" !
"Then nineteen years ago Dad gave you the finger and we left town. Remember?"

Regina did remember. The Environmental Chemist who she had continual arguments with, mainly over fees, and who had then revealed that his memory was not subject to The Dark Curse. She had not enjoyed that revelation.
"What do you want?"
"Protection for this lady and the baby she is protecting, from a couple of big and very bad baby snatchers"
"Surely the police are the people to provide protection"
"Not from Evil Great Uncle or Something Crown Prince Victor von Shitus" replied Trian, taking out the DVD's and holding up and tensing one arm.

Trian concentrated and teleported Regina's entire TV system onto his hand, and by using the Bracer of Motion, caused it float in mid air. Exerting his electrokinetic ability, Trian powered up the TV system. Telekinetically inserting a CD, the astounded Regina could then see and hear Prince Victor threatening Captain Renard (and his mother). It wasn't exactly TV quality, but Regina recognised that this was from a scrying vision, as if one were using a viewing crystal or a magic viewing mirror. Now that was impressive, though everything else wasn't. How had they, whoever they were, enchanted a DVD with a vision. Enchanting was not for the amateur. Creating that bracelet for the mermaid had been taxing enough.

"That's evil Prince Victor zu Shitus threatening his cousin, Diana's dad, Captain Renard of the Portland PD".
"So, surely the police are the people to provide protection"

"It's a pity Diana's mother isn't here. She's in Victors dungeon at the moment. She's a Hexenbiest and the dungeon is Hexenbiest proof. Know what a Hexenbiest is?"
"No, so what!"
"Adelind can do what you can do, sort of, outside Storybrooke. See ..."

Trian telekinetically inserted the next DVD. Adelind and Juliette in a hexenbiest cat fight. Regina was impressed, and uneasy. Kelly was horrified and gasped. Trian turned to her and said "Adelind stripped Nick of his second sight. Captain Renard's mother gave Juliette the means to restore Nick's power, but magic always comes with a price, a rather unforeseen one"
Kelly gasped "Nicky needs me"
"No, they are working things out"
Trian turned back to Regina "There are those who use magic, YOU, and those who have magic, US, Adelind. Victor and the other Royal Houses can get their claws on others besides Adelind who have magic and will do his evil work. Once they get their hands on Diana they will corrupt her, then big trouble"

"But not for us" Regina confidently replied. Actually she was not that confident.

"Ah, Deere, you forget, the second baby snatcher, and his camp followers". With gestures worthy of The Dark One, Trian inserted the third DVD. Regina watched horrified as Rumple talked to Ursulla about getting their happy endings. Trian continued "The other camp followers are Cruella De Vil, the puppy eater, and Maleficent. Checked under the Clock Tower lately Deere? And oh, Maleficent's daughters are hitching a ride into Storybrooke"
"Daughters!"
"Yep, three hellions straight out of Saint Trinians, all leather, sex and perversion. And they have accessed some magic tricks and sources that you don't know about, and they know all about Diana. Getting through that flimsy town barrier is only a matter of time, despite our reinforcement"

Regina felt rather faint.

Trian "dropped" the TV system, got up, stretched and said "Diana needs hiding from Victor with a Blood Magic Shield. Both need psychic shields. The fairies can do it but they need your help. Go to it"

With Regina now flabbergasted by his impudence, Trian headed to the garden doors, willed them open, and transformed. It was good to stretch his wings. Maybe he would fly down main street and terrify the yokels. Hey, he could use that minor resize transformation spell Dad had taught them. Squeeze through the door and get dinner at Granny's? That would be a great wheeze.

Regina felt a migraine coming on.