Jen ran out on the streets still in her pajamas panting loudly, "UH! I HATE running! A lot!" Jen stopped running when she saw a taxi pass by screaming cupping her hand over her mouth to amplify her voice. "HEY! TAXI! I NEED YOU! COME ON! I HAVE TO GET TO THE AIRPORT!" Jen sprinted again to the taxi trying to catch up with it when it finally stopped.
"I need a ride to the airport!" Jen climbed in the taxi while the driver gave her a weird look because she still wore sleeping attire outside in public and hailed a taxi in the middle of the night. "No time to explain! I just need to get to the airport to make sure my friend hasn't landed herself into trouble the last time she was at an airport!" Jen slammed the car door shut as the taxi sped off.
Jen started biting her fingernails, a classic habit of her's, "Come on, come on..." BEEP! Went the air around Jen. "Oh no... I'm screwed..." Jen took a look of the traffic jam forming in front of her to her horror. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jen poked her head outside the taxi window seeing the mounds of cars piling up.
"Okay, calm down Jen, just a little traffic jam... nothing t be worried about..." Jen cured up on her seat shaking. A car honked outside of the car's window as Jen leaned her head outside, "OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME TO WATCH IT! WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME BOAT! AND NO, I DID NOT MEAN THAT LITERALLY!" Jen waved her fist outside the window groaning.
Scrolling up her window, Jen smushed her face on the window with an anime tick-mark forming, a big one. After thirty minutes if wait, the taxi still did't move a centimeter, a stressed-out Jen stuck her head outside the window, "OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA!(Jen's bey is Sun Ra) WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?!" Even stared at Jen as Jen, in her pajamas my I mind you, stepped out the taxi slamming a few Yen on the seat and stomping out.
"Okay, what's the cause of this traffic jam?!" Jen yelled as everyone pointed to a bunch of weird people that looked like elves in the middle of the street making Jen scream. "OKAY! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! WHY ARE YOU DRESS AS ELVES?!" Jen pointed her finger suspiciously at the people who looked like elves.
"We're not trying to look like elves," one of the elves responded in a calm voice. "We ARE elves. We're looking for someone that works for the WBBA named Jen." The elf put up a picture of Jen.
"That's me!" Jen immediately recognized her face. "Why do you need me?"
"Well, we believe you know this insane authoress named Gocty-" the elf started to speak when Jen interrupted him.
"Yeah I know her! She's my creator!" Jen waved her hands in the air as the elf cleared his throat signaling for Jen to quiet down. "Sorry," Jen shrugged.
"Anyway," the elf continued speaking. "Santa is missing, and your friend Blossom is searching for Gocty who can help find Santa since she has insane authoress powers. But there's a problem, Santa's home in the North Pole has disappeared!"
Some dramatic music sounded for dramatic effect as Jen's eyes twitched grabbing the elf by the shoulders and shaking him, "YOU WERE WATCHING ME TELL BLOSSOM ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH SANTA?! STALKER! THAT'S CREEPY! CREEP!" Jen slapped the elf as the elf sighed.
"Well..." he tried to explain. "We're not... er... stalking... you. We're just... watching your every move to see if you've been naughty or nice... it works with the whole gift giving thing you know!" The elf put up his hands in midair in defense.
"Yeah right...!" Jen turned away from the elf as the elf sighed.
"Listen, I know yo think we're creepy, but Santa's missing, and we don't know where he is, Santa's home in the North Pole mysteriously vanished, and we needed to tell Mrs. Clause who was on vacation in the Hawaiian Islands that someone just accidentally spilled invisible potion all over the place to keep her from worrying on a video call because she noticed the missing house! So please! Help us!"
"I think about, but first, I have to get to the United States! I can't stand not being at work or not going on a world saving secret mission," Jen marched away deciding at this rate, she would get to the airport fast if she walked.
"But wait! We need you! Jen! Jen! Jen! Jen! Jen! Jen! Come one!" The elf called out from behind Jen. "The name's Elven! Just... Think about it? We need Gocty and your help!" Elven used some of his elf magic to send Jen his business card that spontaneously appeared in the palm of Jen's hand as she complained about the freezing weather.
Meanwhile...
"Okay you two, you NEED to get out of the school! A teacher called security after you two, and you two aren't exactly good at blending in with the crowd!" I anime-fall as I stand back up and push them out the locker room then out the door.
"Okay, okay!" Kyoya grumbles as I close the door behind them as they leave.
A few hours later...
"YES! EXAM WEEK IS DONE, AND WINTER BREAK HAS BEGUN!" I jumped up and down out of school. "Hey, that last phrase rhymes!" I started jumping around all the way home since winter break is two weeks, so NO SCHOOL FOR A WHOLE TWO WEEKS! :D
"La, la, la, la, la," I reach home singing like how Yu says "La, la, la, la, la" a lot to find Blossom and Kyoya sitting around in my room. "HOW DID YOU GUYS GET IN HERE?!" I shout.
"We sneaked in through your window," Blossom shrugged as I faint. "By the way, Santa's gone. We need a space-time portal to the North Pole."
I sigh and snap my fingers to transport us to the North Pole where a bunch of elves are waiting for us. "What the?" I anime sweat-drop. I see some penguins as my eyes widen, "WHAT THE?! PENGUINS LIVE MOSTLY IN THE SOUTH POLE AND SOME PLACES STRICTLY IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE, BUT NOT THE NORTH POLE!"
"I don't know where the penguins came from either," an elf walked up to us as I screamed.
"OMG! ELVES ARE REAL!" I nearly faint.
"Anyone has eggnog?" Blossom asks as her stomach grumbles.
Meanwhile...
Jen already jumped off the plabe not paying attention to everyone that stared her because of the fact that she wore pajamas, "UH! It's not easy to run in pink fuzzy bunny slippers!" Jen somehow reaches my room panting heavily to find us gone. "Oh come on!"
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