Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Leannabending. Long ago, the four nations lived together in Harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the TRUE Avatar, master of all Five Elements could stop them. But when the world needed HER most, she vanished. My brother and I met the REAL REAL Avatar, a goth girl named Leanna. And although she has alot to learn (Not really) I believe she can save the world!
DuDuhhDumDumDummmDum (Just pretend is the Avatar tempo opening thingy)
Previously on Avatar:
"Leanna, you have to come with us!"
"I GUESS...I have no other choice!" she screamed suicidally.
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"This is appa katara & sokka" Aang introduced.
Aang had dark blood red eyes, and lots of satanic Pentegram tattoos instead of gay arrows. He also wore all black funeral clothes. Katata was actually a lesbian irl cus she thought having sex with girls was cool. Katana had blood red hair and vampire fangs and wore fishnets like a stripper would. Sokka had black hair and yellow Silverstone colored eyes and HE was a irl vampire too and Leanna thought this gothicness was super cool.
"i take it this is the mortal leanna u were talking so profoundly of...shall we suckher blood dry? What do u think brother?" Asked katara suicidally.
"Stop we need to spare her she is extremely gorgeous and we foumd her 4 a reason, sis. Let's not eat her."
"Ty," Leanna started sniffling sexilly. Her gothic midnight black hair was wicked and satanic and cool. "Where r we going next"
"TheKyoshi Island," shrkeked aang psychotically. "we are going to kill everyone in th world with your help and we will start a brand new world where we worship Satan and shop at Hot Topic...Only!"
The group of 4 laughed in unison and poured a glass of blood in cups and cheered and drank as they flew away on appa.