Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

The unicorn Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's most prized pupil, is being sent to Ponyville to learn about the magic of friendship, and she's not happy about it.

60. Apple Family Reunion

Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Apple Family Reunion

Dear Princess Celestia,

So I hear the Apples are having a family reunion. Gee, I wonder how much inbreeding will take place during that.

Your former student who is not from down south,

Twilight Sparkle

Dear Twilight,

You're one to talk, Miss I-Want-My-Brother-To-Fuck-Me-Senseless.

-Applejack

P.S. Pa, I hope you're enjoying the afterlife. Who would've thought that your floozy of a marefriend would make you climax so hard it'd give you a heart attack?

~Racist barn, racist barn

One, two, three, four

Let's build upon this redneck farm,

One, two, three, four

Up up up, prejudice

We won't reconsider this

This new barn'll draw quite the crowd

But Zecora's not allowed