Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06

Hiatus Finale

The Legend

Critique not the consoles

Their graphics, price, or lighting

Lest their fancolts wreak destruction

Upon the forum in which they clash

Though the gamer's great guardian

Shall rise to quell the fighting

Alone it's ban shall fail

Lest the earth shall turn to Mash

Into thine hooves

Play together all three

Their powers combined

Match the P of the C

From the trio of consoles

DLC shall you take

For between start and end

All the difference it makes

Climb into bed this fight shall be long

And your mom will reveal her sexiest thong