Zeldas POV

"Come on Palutena, WAKE UP!" I was trying to wake up Palutena but she kept rolling over and pushing me away. Well... It was 4:30 am.

"Thats it Zelda! What do you want!?"

"Our revenge on our X men!"

"right..." She said closing her eyes.

"PALUTENA!" I screamed.

"What? Oh sorry... IM AWAKE!" I smirked.

"lets get going" I took her through the dark woods guarding the smash bros building. We kept on walking for about an hour till we heard this coming out of nowhere.

" I smell like beef... I smell like beef... I smell like beef... I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF!" Then a dark shadow came out of nowhere.

"Hey ladies, LIKE MY BEEFY SMELL?" Dark Pit rose his arm pits.

"Umm, puts the armpits down." Palutena said.

"Maybe his name should be ARM PIT, instead of DARK PIT!" Pit said from behind DP.

"Not funny Pit-stain"

"Shut up Pittoo!" Pit started hysterically laughing.

"Umm, actually DP, me and Palutena need to talk to you." I said

"WE DO!?" Palutena looked shocked.

"Yes, and... WITHOUT PIT!" Pit left with tears but quickly smiled when he saw Link a kilometre away!

"Good he's gone..." Palutena mumbled.

When Pit was completely gone I said, "DP. We need you for our deep dark plan."

"I like dark!"

"We are trying to ruin Link and Pits relationship."

"Why would I care?"

"Pits needs to be turned into a killer robot!" I shouted.

"I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!" He said, "BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY! For a price..."

"Anything! I need Link back!" I pouted.

"No getting sloshy here. You have to buy me an extra large pizza from Pizza Pizza."

"Sure?" I was laughing in the inside. This guy must truly be a cheapskate! DP then pulled out some weird looking bow and arrow. It was baby blue and had stars on it. It kind of looked like the silver bow but instead of a dark blue middle its yellow. The bow shot out Z's and had a sleeping moon on the bottom.

"This will shoot out sleeping arrows so it will be easy to bring him in my lab."

"I kind of saw that."

"What about Link?" Palutena asked.

"Wait so whos dating who? You kind of seemed more interested in Link there."

"I just don't want my future boyfriend to be a killer and not hers!"

"Sorry Palutena." I said, "Link stays the same!"

"Aww. WHATEVER! Be selfish like dat!"

"Break it up. Just get Link away from Pit and we can start!"

"AYE-AYE!" We saluted.

7:30 am Smash bros. building PALUTENAS POV

"Get to Pits room." Zelda ordered.

"Your being quite bossy!" I said

"Im a princess!"

"Thats true." I said, "BUT! I'm a GODDESS!" Zelda sighed.

"Make this easy and just do it! He is YOUR future boyfriend. REMEMBER?! You wouldn't care if you walked in there an saw him naked!"

"Links in there too! What if HES naked!?" I argued.

"Fine!" She walked in very sneakely. Its been like 10 minutes. All I hear is talking. A minute later Zelda and Link walk out.

"Come on Link come hang out with me and Palutena. Link looked so annoyed but I wonder why he followed. I peaked in at my love. He was sitting on his bed staring at the floor. He looked up and saw me.

"P-Palutena!?" He cried. I dashed away followed Link and Zelda.

8:00 am Pits room PITS POV

I wonder why Link left just because Zelda was going to buy him peanut butter cups! I also wonder why Palutena was at the door... Theres a loud bang at the window. It's Pittoo he's hanging on for dear life on the window sill. I laughed. I then closed the window on his fingers and watched his pain. To my surprise his fingers actually came off and he started to fall.

"PITTOO?!" I yelled opening the window and looking down. He landed splat on top of a tree. "ouch..." I said. Then I started howling with laughter at the guy! Then there was a bang at the door. Red faced I opened it seeing Pittoo calmingly looking at me.

"Shouldn't you be crying right now?

"They were fake fingers!"

"Where did you get them?" I asked. Dark Pit scowled.

"DOLLAR STORE!"

"Oh they must have been a dollar."

"NO DUH SHERLOCK! Now fight me!"

"Fight you? I would gladly!"

AND THE BATTLE BEGAN!

DP's plan was to somehow hit this skilled fighter with his sleepy arrows. It wasn't gonna be easy!

"BRING IT ON PITTOO!"