A/n; uh...wats starkits prophecy?

and i'm not a homophob. im just a good cristian! And i get ta trol romanse alredy so quit explaning it!

ACSHULLY YO NOW WAT? jUS SHUT UP/! this storyy is realy good1 jus caus youre to stupidy to uderstond wats gong on dosnt men its a bas storu k? If u guis dont stip im gonna set mu boyfrend SAm on you and teres a guy in tha bible namd Samyul adn tat sunds a lot lik sam and Sam can evn be short fir samyul adn sinse Samuls in ta bibl adn biblycal ppl ar ta sit, tat mens Samm wil beet yu up caus you suck! N alsoo cents yu mad fun ov mu stry yur all gonna go too hel adn im gonna go tto Haven wit sam caus yu giuz all suck wjd!

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Ranbow dash adn rarity had ben walkin for a few days tryin to find Larvendar.

"War is she?' Farty assed

'i dunno." Siad Rinbow. 'lets jus keep lokin.'

Sudnely tey saw lavender! Sollix adn karkat and gamze had founded her an tey all fell in luv wit her so tey were trying to convinc xxxxxxxxxxs her to live wit them!

'i wan her to liv wit me!' Gamzeee sid

"no i want her to live wih me.' sad karjat.

;I lik her ta mostest!' sad soliz.

Ten ranbow and rarity cam ofer. "wats goin on?" rainboo askd.

'fir som reson teyre arguin over me!' Lavender sad.

"it's becaus yur so butiful.' Said solux romancilly and lavender fell in lov wit him.

"darn it.' Karkar adn gamze sad

"Yay' sad sollix

Sudney everon herd somting! it sonded lik a huge bitch sayin someting stupid!

'wat ar yu doin sillox?' arada sad bitcly.

"Tis is my new grillfrend, sad solux. "im breakin up wit yu aradia.

Arada strated to cry bbitchly adn ran away cryin.

Sollix adn Lavender kissd.

"yay.' everone said...exsept for Gamze becase he was relly jelos!

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'lets go ahed adn go into Karkraps hous so we can explan everyting to yu." Rainboww dashes rsaid to larvender.

'ok.' sad lavder.

Tey all went into karkars huse. aradia was ter to. She hid uder ta couch wwere she thout tey coudnt see her but she hid relly badly adn tey al new were she was.

'Yu ar te only one wo can spred gods word, Laver!" said ranboi.

"OMg relly?' harped Lavender.'well i am GODS dater.'

"R-EEEEEEEElly?' somone said STUPIDLy. It was feferi!

"fick off fereri.' Sad Soliz.

"Buts i lov yu!' fefiri sad. Se tryed to necro Solux to get him to dat her but solix luved Larveder so mutch tat he completly ignord her.

Ten nepetta adn Equs cam in!

Aradia desided to dat Equis becase se's a SLUT adn a BITC adn becas she was jellos tat Solix adn me were datin. Equus adn ardia went awy nd had sex but aridaa dyed cux equz is to stong nd also cux he ssweated al over her adn she drownd.

"oh nooooooooo'p fereri said

"Stfu!" dave siad. "nonody leiked her anywy.

"i licked her!' fefery sad.

"well nobdy cars if u loked her.' slux sed.

ten fefry cryed adn se cryed so much tat se drowned in her own ters. Everyon lafed at her adn at arada.

'So wat were yu sayin abot me bein ta only on wo can spred GODS mesage?" i asked wen we were don lafing.

Rainbow das opned her moth to respind...