Disclaimer: Mitsy: "N: Yeah, so I was planning on going to Hoenn- Us: Great, we'll see you there! 8 D" …Thanks for the questions! Tri: YAY I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT. Olihmajor: Exactly! I rewatched The Avengers last night, hehe~~ And he is rather similar to Loki, isn't he? Dorma: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it! Lumpy: Haha, thanks for the question! Puppy: I feel honoured X D And yes, that's the Canadian spelling of the word, so I do write it that way. The Mocking J: Ahhhh, thank you so very much! : 3 And thank you for the questions, too. From: I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS LOVING MY LET'S LIVE IN THE WOODS IDEA. And you're living away from home? Good luck, dear! *Hugs* And you'd be surprised. I'm sure you'll make tons of new friends. AND AHHHH OMG I KNOW RIGHT?! IT BETTER BE TRUE, BECAUSE AHHHHH. ALL OF MY FERRISWHEELSHIPPING FEEELS. *I've also been on Tumblr too much, can you tell? X D*

Question: I've decided to do a series of 'Ask _'. What that means is that I select a character, all of you wonderful people send in questions/comments, and I make the character answer them. For shits and giggles.

My Answer: Next up is Gary Motherfucking Oak! Send your questions in, everybody!]

Characters: Wally.

Summary: So, I have jaw surgery tomorrow. At six in the morning. Which means that I'll have to wake up at 4: 30. Whoop-de-fucking-do.

Also, I have to stay in the hospital for a day or two, so this'll be my last update. Goodbye, everybody! Cheer me up by reviewing, okay?

Upload your cover art for my contest; I'll be checking it on the thirtieth of August.

Wally

The authoress sighed irritably, bringing her mallet down hard onto the table. "Alright, everyone, quiet down," she growled. "Let's just get this over with."

The Shadow Triad ripped the blindfold from Wally's eyes, and then dematerialised. The green-haired boy blinked, and looked around bewilderedly. "What's going on?"

"I love you and think you're adorable, so I decided to bring you in for questioning," Odile grumbled.

"You think I'm adorable?" He blushed.

"Yes, I do." Her cold expression thawed a little. "I think you look like a green-haired Oz Bezarius. Y'know, from Pandora Hearts." She cleared her throat. " , question time!"

The Mocking J stood up, smiling. "Wally," she said into the microphone, bringing his attention over to her, "I love you too, you're so shy and cute!"

"W-wow! T-thank you," he stammered, his blush intensifying.

Lumpy jumped up next. "Wally, do you watch My Little Pony?"

"I…" He scratched the back of his neck, looking bashful. "I do, but don't tell my friends, alright? They'd make fun of me for it."

The Mocking J spoke up again. "Is green your all-time favourite colour, Wally?"

He beamed. "Yep, it is! It's just such a fresh, vibrant colour, and-" He broke off, coughing. After wheezing for a few minutes, he straightened back up, and flashed everyone a watery smile. "It reminds me of better days," he said hoarsely. "Back before I got sick, my dad and I would go camping in the woods around Petalburg. The plant life was always so green, and the trees were so tall, it was like time stood still there…"

"WALLY!" Everybody in the room flinched at Mitsy-chan's outburst.

"Um, yes?" he asked, taken aback.

"Can I glomp you?"

Wally relaxed, and held his arms out. "I'd really like that, actually."

Mitsy-chan stepped carefully into his embrace, and cuddled him gently. "You seem kinda weak and stuff, so don't want to hurt you," she explained.

He averted his eyes. "I don't like it when people worry about that," he said. "Just treat me normally. I might be weak, but that doesn't make me different from anybody else."

She patted his head, and jogged back to her seat.

"Anybody else?" the authoress asked, her mouth twisting into a frown.

The Mocking J lifted a hand. "Oh! By the way, Wally, I left you some flowers. Hope you get well soon."

He looked incredibly touched, and sad. "Thanks," he said, unable to meet her eyes.

"Okay, last question!" Odile hollered.

No one said anything. After a moment's hesitation, Mitsy stepped forward. "Um… Wally, what are your goals in life?"

His eyes creased in a half-smile. "To live," he said simply. Then the Shadow Triad whisked him away, and went off to kidnap Gary Oak.