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Question: Who is stoked on life that B/W 2 comes out today?

My Answer: MEMEMEMEMEMEME. BUT GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I DON'T KNOW WHO TO SHIP MYSELF WITH. I'M STILL IN LOVE WITH CHEREN BUT THEN N COMES BACK AND THEN I'LL BET THAT NEW RIVAL WILL BE FLIRTING WITH ME AND THEN OF COURSE THERE'S MARLON IN HIS SEXY SPANDEX I JUST DON'T KNOW. GUISE. GUISE. SRSLY. GUISE.

Characters: Kyo X Various.

Summary: A birthday present for KyoTheGreatCat. An entire month too late. Because I am a douchebag. ; A ;

Kyo

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I'm still disappointed that Odile forgot my birthday, Kyo thought as she walked down the virtual streets of Fanfiction. Net. I'm sure she's busy, but I was really looking forward to it.

Sighing, she opened the computer-generated doors... and immediately found herself covered in confetti.

"Happy belated birthday, Kyo!"everyone chorused. Dazed, Kyo glanced around: the room was decked out in balloons and streamers, banners dangling from the ceiling tiles. Reviewers and game characters alike all rushed to congratulate her, shoving virtual presents into her arms and asking how her real birthday went.

"Kyo!" Odile fought her way through the crowd, and threw her arms around the other girl's neck. Instantly, she started to babble. "Kyo, I can't believe I forgot your birthday- I saw your PM today and remembered that I had never got around to PMing you back, so I went to do that and remembered that it was your birthday on the fourth of September and I felt like shit so I typed this up and I know it doesn't make up for the fact that I forgot your birthday in the first place but I hope it's enough to get you to forgive me."

Kyo opened her mouth, but Odile beat her to it. "Come on, I have a few surprises for you."

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"First up is this," Odile said, grinning. She gestured to the incredibly huge, elaborately decorated cake that was on the coffee table. "Go on, make a wish."

Kyo went closer to the cake, only to find that the candles weren't lit. "But-"

Suddenly, the top of the cake popped off. And Green Oak stood up from inside.

Shirtless.

"Surprise!" cheered Odile. "Isn't this better than a cake?"

No answer was necessary.

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"Now it's time for presents." The authoress had Kyo by the hand, and was dragging her around. Guiding her into the living room, she sat Kyo down and motioned for the reviewers to bring over the presents. "We got you two. Hope you like them!"

Curiously, Kyo picked up the small box that was placed in her lap. She took off the lid, and peered inside. "Is this… mistletoe?"

Smiling hugely, Odile nodded. "Yup."

"Why…" Kyo trailed off. She started to laugh when an angry-looking Silver was hauled into the room, his arms tied together with ribbon. A bright red bow covered his mouth. "Ohhh, I get it."

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"Last but not least," said Odile, ushering Kyo into a darkened room and sitting her down, "is the show."

"Show? What-"

The lights were turned on.

And everybody had to contain their nosebleeds.

Red, Falkner, Pearl, and Volkner were dressed in very scanty, very provocative clothing, and were dancing to SexyBack by Justin Timberlake.

One of the male reviewers turned to Odile, looking disturbed. "Was this influenced by that movie Magic Mike or something?"

"Fufufu~ Quite possibly. Now shhh."

Everyone watched as the boys continued to dance: Red with a poker face; Volkner almost too skillfully, making people wonder if he maybe had prior experience; Pearl like a spaz, knocking over various pieces of furniture; and Falkner awkwardly, looking uncomfortable in his own skin.

"I didn't agree to this," the Flying-type gym leader said, fighting to be heard over the music.

"Neither did the others," Odile said, "and they look like they're enjoying it. So just shut up and keep looking pretty for Kyo, bird boy."