Disclaimer: J: *grabs your hands and makes you join in on my girly hops* Question: Do you know if you can rename Hugh or not? And Adult!Cheren oh my gosh, and Chili and Cress and Cilan and Marlon and Hugh and N and just everyone. Everyone. AND YOU CAN RIDE ON THE FERRIS WHEEL WITH CHEREN OH MY GOD I CAN'T CONTAIN MY FEELINGS.
Question: GUYS GUESS WHOSE MOM JUST POPPED IN AND GAVE HER WHITE 2?
My Answer: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Characters: SOOOOOOO EXCIIIIIIIIIIIITTEEEEEEEEED
Summary: I JUST BROKE MY OWN EARDRUMS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I THOUGHT SHE DIDN'T GET IT BUT SHE DID OH MY GOD THANK THE HEAVENS
A/N: This is such a crackfic, I can't even… Okay, after this I promise I'll go back to putting effort into my writing. I didn't even try with this one.
White 2
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Below: A recount of Cheren's first battle as a Gym Leader.
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"Cheren!" Odile screamed, running across the battle field. "Cheren! Cheren!"
"What?" Too stunned to call out a command, Cheren's first pokemon fainted. "Odile, I'm in the middle of a battle-"
"CHEREN I JUST GOT WHITE 2." She jumped on him, wrapping her arms and legs around his torso. "OH MY ARCEUS CHEREN I CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE FEELS."
"O-Odile, let me go. It's clear that you've been spending too much time on Tumblr-"
"N'S GOING TO MAKE MY HEART GO DOKI DOKI."
"Why are you talking about another man when you're with me-"
"AND I'M GOING TO GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER IN THE GAME AND CALL YOU EVERY DAY AND IT WILL BE ROMANTIC GODDAMMIT."
"Odile-"
"AND I GET TO BATTLE WITH MY STRIATON TRIPLETS YUSSSS."
"What are you saying-"
"AND OOOOOH MISTER MARLON, OOOOOH~"
"Odile-"
"AND THE RIVAL IS GOING TO BE AMAZINGLY CUTE I JUST KNOW IT-"
"Stahp."
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Needless to say, he lost that day.
And Odile was forced to sleep on the couch for a week afterwards.