25, October 2015 6:00 AM:
DMP had woken up. He looked at his alarm clock, lazily.
DMP: shit its early, well can't go back to sleep now.
Disappointed, DMP got up from his bed and went to the bathroom to take a dump. Afterwards, he went over to his desk, and turned on his computer. A message from Connor popped up.
Message: Hello DMP, we are The Illuminati. We have been carefully monitoring you and your friends for a while now. We have noticed that you all pose a threat to us, and our new world order. Agents are coming to your location now. In fact they may already be there now. :)
DMP: wow, Connor shure is funny and kookey.
DMP responded. "LOL ok ill be waiting :3"
DMP then began to fool around on his computer. But then he heard something outside his window.
DMP: Meh, must be a branch...
But, then DMP realized, HE HAS NO TREES NEAR HIS HOME!
DMP: Meh, must be an animal...
But, then DMP remembered, HE KILLED ALL THE ANIMALS NEAR HIS HOME!
DMP looked outside his window. Yet then, he was hit in the face with the butt of and assault rifle.
DMP blacked out