AN: I haven't updated this in a while... I'll mostly be working on 'The Blind Ninja' and 'Liquified Ghost' but will still be updating this when I feel like it.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!
"Hokage-Sama for the love of kami please! I'll even give up all of my Icha Icha and I'll stop being late so please! I'm begging you!" Hatake Kakashi was down on his hands and knees in front of the Hokage's desk looking like he had just gotten out of a torture session with both Anko and Ibiki, only it had been worse.
The third Hokage sighed and said in a serious tone.
"Look Kakashi, I'm sorry but my hands are tied, you can not quit being a Jounin Sensei until your team has passed the Chunin exams." The copy ninja looked as if he had just lost all of his precious books.
"B-b-but Hokage-Sama! If you can't take me off the team then please take that little evil devil off the team or swap it with someone else then-"
Hiruzen Sarutobi sighed, this wasn't what he had expected when he had agreed to let Naruto to be on a team with Sasuke. He had expected the blond to torture his Uchiha descendant, not their Jounin Sensei!
"Alright Kakashi, I'm not going to allow any team adjustments, however if you would tell me what exactly has been happening in the past week since you had passed the team then I will try to find a solution."
"Well Hokage-Sama, at first Naruto had held my precious book hostage, then after that he has been doing extremely torturous things to me. They were all horrible, to horrible. Heck! He even befriended Tora the Demon Cat and now I can't sleep at night because I fell that damn cat watching me!"
"Oh yeah! I remember that one!" It wasn't the Hokage who had said it, oh how Kakashi has wished it had been though. Looking up the copycat ninja saw his -evil- student sitting on the Hokage desk filling out random paperwork while the third Hokage was reading a copy of Icha Icha Paradise.
The Hokage looked up from his book and said.
"Kakashi, I am sorry to say that there is nothing I can do... For the villages safety I can not change the teams." All Kakashi did was sigh in defeat and exit the room. Hiruzen looked at Naruto.
"I've been curious, how did you manage befriend Tora anyway?" Naruto looked up from the current document he was reading and said.
"Hiruzen-gaki, I used to play fetch with the Kyuubi. I guess I'm just good at taming animals!"
In Naruto's mind the almighty demon fox shuddered at the memories of Madara 'taming' him when Konoha had first been created. Kurama wouldn't admit it but he still had nightmares of those times...
Finished! please review! Constructive criticism, advice and suggestions are all greatly appreciated!