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It was a spooky night, full moon floating high above, giving anything its light touched a mysterious glow. It was beautiful in a strange way, Uchiha Sasuke, proud 'last' member of the 'elite' Uchiha clan couldn't help but admit that as he was being dragged down one of the not-so-busy streets near the centre of Konoha by his blond haired teammate.

Why was he getting dragged down the street by the enigma known as Uzumaki Naurto who was grinning like there was no tomorrow with an excited glint in his eyes? It had happened a good five minutes ago, he had just finished his nice, relaxing nightly bath with his most precious rubber ducky and just as he was about to retire for the night his mysterious blond idiot of a teammate had appeared out of nowhere, said something about finding Sakura, sake and then proceeded dragged him off to kami knows where.

Luckily for him he had managed to slip his cute pyjamas that were splatted with little kittens on before he was grabbed by the collar of said pyjamas and dragged out of his own apartment.

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How did Naruto know where he lived anyway? Wasn't that something that only the Hokage knew due to the fact that with him being the 'last' Uchiha meant that kidnapping was a high possibility?

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Hiruzen looked out the window of his private estate with a joyful look that was, at the same time full of pity. Finally he was home! Free from all that treacherous paperwork! He was so full of joy, he felt so much younger! But a part of him couldn't help but think that giving the location of Uchiha Sasuke's apartment to Naruto was a bad idea….

"Oh well! In exchange Naruto did all the paperwork for me. I can finally sleep! I'M FREE!"

Ah yes, Old Sarutobi Hiruzen was free for the night. But when he would next awaken, he would deeply regret making that deal with one of the most infamous ninja ever known.

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When Sakura had been dragged out of her house in the middle of the night by Uzumaki Naruto she had decided that kicking and screaming loudly was the best idea. But when she saw her precious Sasuke, well that had shut her up. When Naruto had –quite literally- dragged both of them to buy some sake with a smirk on his face, she hadn't known what to think. They, even as ninja were underage and as such no one would sell them any kind of alcohol.

When they entered a liquor store she hadn't been surprised to see the owner attempt to kick them all out, she also wasn't surprised when Naruto didn't leave, a somewhat amused smirk on his face. What had surprised her was that he had pulled a piece of paper with the hokages signature on it. It was an official request stating that, the moment it was signed as long as they were ninja, drinking was legal no matter what age. Apparently the hokage wasn't as responsible as she had one thought he was. But really….

How had her idiot blond teammate gotten that document signed anyway?

They had literally purchased all the sake in the shop.

What were they going to do with all of that?

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If someone had said that the Uzumaki Naruto had planned a graduation party for all the graduating gennin teams and their Jonin senseis, they would have said that it was a few weeks to late. But so what? Everyone showed up! A party's a party!

If someone had said that the Uzumaki Naruto had thrown a graduation party for all the graduating gennin teams and their Jonin senseis, managed to manipulate the Hokage into taking the age restriction on alcohol off for ninjas and managed to get twelve ninja –including himself- and a demonic cat –Tora- all drunk at the exact same time they would have laughed it off. Saying it was impossible.

If someone had said that the Uzumaki Naruto had destroyed his rundown apartment and then gained the Hokage's permission to move into the apartment next to Uchiha Sasuke….. Well….

Sasuke blinked.

"Hey, Sasuke-gaki! You wanna give me a hand?"

"What are you doing here, dobe?" 'Why does he always call me a brat? It's not like he's older than me…'

"You didn't hear? My old apartment way destroyed by a high level Katon jutsu, so I'm moving in next door." 'High level Katon? I thought the Uchiha's were the only ones in Konoha that knew those… You act like an idiot but you take note of everything and you're manipulative, to manipulative… Uzumaki Naruto….. Who are you really?'

If someone said that the Uzumaki Naruto was Uchiha Madara reborn and had all his memories and abilities no one would believe them, it wasn't possible. Or was it?

He used to be Uchiha Madara, but now… Now he was Uzumaki Naruto, he would make the most out of this second chance, he would protect those precious to him. But first he needed to go prank someone! Now… who would be his next victim?

Finished! Sorry about the late update though…. Things happen, ya know?

Anyway, I'm not really sure if this chapter was all that humorous. Wasn't really sure what I should do for it, but I felt that I needed to do something with Sasuke and Sakura!

The plot will start to move in the next chapter… So yay! Whenever the next chapter is done that is… I'll get around to it sometime!

Also, if anyone has any suggestions, advice or anything else they want to say please do so! I always enjoy hearing (reading?) readers opinions on my stories, I feel that it helps me improve my writing skills!