Kevin's POV

The f*ck she just say?!

Kevin heard the prostitute call out his name. HIS NAME. It could have been someone named Kevin whom she was in love with, but that would have been way to big of a coincidence considering. And right now Kevin wasn't in the mood for games.

He stepped back and gripped Marion by the shoulders, forcing her to spin right around. Doing so, the purple hair did a 180 and slipped right off. Black bed head hair fell down and cascaded around the women's face. At that point, Kevin finally got a good look at her. The frail body, the giant gap, the black hair, the brightest blue eyes he'd ever seen. And the makeup didn't had the truth any longer.

No.. F*ckin'.. Way..

Mouth agape, arms stiffened and locked on shoulders, Kevin spoke in disbelief, "Double Dweeb."

Once the name left his lips, he still didn't believe it. Edd's eyes went wide and were filled with horror, "PLEASE FORGIVE ME!" his voice squeaked out.

Kevin watched the dork flail and reach for his pants, yanking them up to conceal himself once more. Though, he did notice Edd's legs were still covered with his mess.

Whoa.. Wait a f*ckin' minute! I just came on and against Double Dork! I said all those things to the nerd I used to beat up, my next door f*ckin' neighbor! Sh*t! If this gets out my rep is completely trashed!

"Kevin, I never intended things to go as far as they did! It was all due to my carelessness. Eddy's moranic planning, and my inability to deny his requests!" Double D sounded as though he was speaking in tongue, he was talking so fast.

All Kevin could do was watch and listen to the dork's pleas.

Oh man, he really doesn't realize what just happened does he? He thinks he's the one that's in trouble here. Not me. Kevin mustered up the his best devilish grin, Awesome.

"Well, well," He started, cutting the nerd off, "Guess I caught myself a crossdresser." he slid his hands in his pockets.

He knew exactly what he could do now. Double D's so smart, he obviously looked over one crucial thing. And Kevin was about to use that to his advantage.

"Now, what should I do with you?" he smirked, "Or better yet, what should I tell other's about you?"

The nerdy boy's knees were shaking and his palms were clutching onto his red tank, stretching it down. He looked as though he just saw a ghost, and like he was about to cry, "Pl-please... Have mercy..." he whimpered under his breath.

The athlete's grin only widened. He said nothing, only exited the room. He went to his bedroom and went over to the jacket he has flung onto his bed, moments ago. He shoved his hand into his jacket pocket, pulling out his phone. This will be good. He came back into the kitchen, noticing Double D hadn't moved an inch from his spot. He stood back in front of him, positioned his phone and snapped multiple pictures.

"Kevin! What in the name of science are you doing?" Edd asked.

"I'm taking evidence Double Dense, what do you think?" He saved all the pictures and hid his phone once more, "Gotta have proof if i'm gonna show the guys on the team."

"Show the g-guys on the t-team..."

"You heard me." Kevin stepped forward, until he had Edd pushed up against the counter. He looked down at the nerdy boy. OH man... I just realized something... Double Dweeb doesn't have his hat on...

Without thinking, Kevin pushed his fingers through the raven colored locks. Double D's hair was really soft and surprisingly thick. Why in the world would he wear a hat to cover all of this? he wondered. Kevin's hand slid through until he found it land on the back of Edd's neck. One push, he told himself, and those lips would he on mine again. He looked at Double D's face again, always smooth and his eyes were really something else. He wasn't ugly, that was for sure.

Stop it Kevin! You like girls, that's why you bought the d*mn hooker in the first place!

"Now, listen good. Until I decide when this little 'secret' of yours is boring and dead to me. You're gonna have to do everything I say." he let go of the boy and stepped back, "NO matter when, where, or how, if I say jump. You better find a f*ckin' cliff."

Edd being the idiotic smarty pants that he was, he asked the not so obvious question, "But Kevin.. How will I know when you say it?"

What a real dumba**... Does he even care that i'm blackmailing him?

"Where's your phone dorky?" Kevin asked and extended a hand towards him.

He watched as Edd bend over, reaching into his shoe and pulling out his cellphone, "Uhm.. H-Here it is."

Kevin immediately grabbed it and saved his number in the contacts, then sent a message to himself. The text tone on his phone went off and he grinned wickedly. He tossed the phone back at Double D, who almost missed catching it, and saved the number on his, "There. Once you get my message you better come running. If you don't, then i'll be happy to forward the pictures to everyone in school."

Make this all about him and the dork will completely overlook his own blackmail to me. He chuckled.

Double D just stared at Kevin in pure terror.

"Y-Yes K-Kevin..."

Kevin bend down and picked up the purple wig from the floor, brushed it off and placed it back on Edd's head; tucking the black feather like hair back inside. He then went to reach into Edd's pocket to collect his money back, but couldn't decide if that would remind the dork about the whole situation again. He withdrew his hand.

"Uhm... Kevin, I-"

Kevin pushed his finger up to Edd's lips to seal them from making another noise, "Don't you dare say a word dork." he warned, "You just need to get the h*ll out of my house. Right now. Get that sh*t off your face." he pointed, referring to the make up, "And expect my text at anytime." he smirked and grabbed the nerdy boys short collar, pulling him along. Once he got to the door he opened it and flung Double D out through the threshold.

He stumbled a bit, and quickly turned to face Kevin.

"See you later Double Dweeb." he slammed the door shut.

Man, he couldn't wait till Monday...

OH Gosh! This chapter was really hard for me! I don't know why!

/cries

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With love~