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"So, what kind of crazy shenanigans do you guys get up to around here?"
"Crazy shenanigans?" Damon repeated. "Here? Why would you think anything happens here?"
"Umm, clearly this is some sort of supernatural breeding ground. You've got it all: witches, vampires, werewolves, me. And with a name like Mystic Falls, you've practically inviting shit to mess up your life. I lived in a perfectly non-mystically named part of New York, and a bunch of stuff went down. Like a bunch."
"Oh, really? Tell me more." He demanded, chin on hand.
"No way bub, I asked you first. Spill."
"Well," Damon looked contemplative, "it all started with a doppleganger." He looked to me. "You do know what a doppleganger is right?" I rolled my eyes. This old man.
"Of course I do. In fact, I've had some troubles with my own."
"Oh do tell." Said Damon. I gave him a flat look.
"During the last family reunion w were invited to in Spain, I got tricked into using a spell on myself that separated my good side from my evil side. It. Was. A. Mess." I stopped. "But please, Damon, continue with your doppleganger story. I'm sure it's much more interesting, and relevant." He sighed heavily, and rolled his eyes.
"There's this girl in town, you'll probably see her sooner or later, since you do live across from her, but she's a doppleganger. Her name's Elena Gilbert, she's actually Stefan's girlfriend."
"Yeah, yeah. Pretty girl, straight brown hair. When she smiles it looks like she's trying her hardest not to cry." I nodded. "She and Stefan are a good match."
"Why, because they can brood together?" He scoffed.
"Exactly. It's like we share a mind... Wait, how do you know where I live?" I asked, suspiciously, but not overly worried.
"I was watching you when you moved in."
"You mean you were creeping on me even before we officially met in bar that night?" He shrugged.
"Technically, yes, but it's my job. Mystic Falls is my territory, can't let any dangerous people just come in whenever they want to." I chuckled.
"Well, looks like you failed."
"How so?"
"You didn't kick me out at your first chance, so now you're stuck with me."
"Yeah, like you're dangerous." He mocked. "What? Are you gonna tell me you're a danger magnet now."
"Of course not," I waved that off, "I don't attract trouble, I intentionally invite it." I gave him a devious smile. Damon put his hand over his chest and gasped.
"A girl after my own heart." I lifted my eyebrows at him.
"You say that now, but I've caused several incidences of almost worldwide domination in my short life. Really, it's been a few years since the last one, so I'm probably due for some craziness soon now that I think about it." I frowned, so much for a vacation.