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It was seven in the morning and Hiruzen Sarutobi, third Hokage of Konohagakure sighed as he started to attempt to defeat the mountain of paperwork that was supposed to be his desk. The current sheet of paper had a request for someone to quit being an academy teacher because of 'those horrible, evil, demonic children'. Why was he getting paperwork for things like that anyway?

'The ninja academy... If Naruto had still been alive then he would have joined last year...' The old kage still felt guilty for what had happened, if only he hadn't let his guard down!

Five years and three months ago Hiruzen and his most trusted ANBU, Inu had been informed about a council meeting that was on Naruto's birthday, October 10th. The third Hokage had felt suspicious due to the fact that normally everyone on the council would be at the Kyuubi festival, it was only when he had entered the meeting room that he had realised what was really going on. The civilian council had set the trap, he had fallen into it and, by that time, it was already to late. Naruto's first mob attack had been his last.

After that, changes had been made. The civilian council had lost a lot of its power, Danzo's ROOT had been disbanded and Naruto's heritage had been revealed, but only to the council and there had been a law placed down so that no one was to talk about it.

Hiruzen chuckled at the memory of the civilian council members shocked faces when they had found out that they had killed the son of the fourth Hokage. But then he remembered that said son was dead, just like his mother and father. The third Hokage could only hope that Naruto had been reunited with his family in the afterlife...

Hiruzen sighed as he grabbed another random sheet off the evil pile of paperwork that was surrounding him, was it just him or had the paperwork just doubled?

'Hm? This request is strange...'

The request was that a Ramen Bar that had only been open for a few weeks be destroyed, the person who had made the request had wrote that 'the demon brat' had come back from hell to destroy them while in the disguise of a Ramen bar owner.

The third Hokage frowned, this person obviously still had a huge amount of hatered towards Naruto but there was some concern in the matter of what Ramen Bar it was. There had been rumours about that ramen bar connecting the living and the dead, add that to the fact that no one had noticed the ramen bar being built... Perhaps it was worth looking into the matter?

With a single notion with his hand an ANBU with a cat mask came out of seemingly nowhere.

"Neko, go tell Kakashi to come to my office immediately. Tell him that if he makes it here in... let's say... One minute then I'll get him the complete limited edition version of the Icha Icha series." And with that the cat masked ANBU was gone.

One minute and one second later Hatake Kakashi, copy cat ninja came running through the door at a speed that could quite possibly give him the title of the silver flash.

"Hokage-Sama!"

"Your late Kakashi." Hiruzen saw Kakashi's one eye widen. "You were one second over a minute, so no limited edition of Icha Icha for you."

Kakashi then mumbled many word that would be inappropriate for young children, good thing Kakashi isn't an academy teacher!

The Hokage had finally gone insane from all of the paperwork, that much Kakashi was sure of. Why else would the elderly man order him to come to his office in under one minute? Unless Gai had given the Hokage some lessons on 'the springtime of youth'... Kakashi shivered and resisted the sudden urge to jump out the closest -closed- window.

"Hokage-Sama, may I ask what is so important that you would have me rush here?"

"Kakashi, we are going to a Ramen Bar." Yup, the old man had most definitely lost it, most likely due to all the paperwork.

Kakashi sighed 'Its best just to go a long with it...'

Kakashi's one visible eye twitched as he looked at the Ramen Bar's entrance. It looked a lot like a traditional shop of some kind, but the name of the bar was... strange.

Ryokō no Tamashī - Traveling Souls, a strange name for a ramen bar although... Kakashi was starting to get an idea on how the rumours about the place started.

But there was one thing that was frustrating him, there was a 'closed' sign on the door. This had been a waist of time...

Kakashi pulled out his precious orange book and started to read it while walking away but was stopped by the hand of an old man placed on his shoulder.

Kakashi shivered, maybe the Hokage had really lost it? A lot of things had happened in the old mans life, varying from Orochimaru's betrayal to the Uchiha clan massacre.

"Kakashi, there is a reason that I bought you here. Someone reported that Naruto had been seen in there, we need to investigate."

Kakashi's face was mostly hidden but anyone could tell that there was a dark expression on it. Was someone disguising themselves as his Sensei's dead son? If they were then they wouldn't be alive for much longer.

Even though the Ramen Bar was closed Kakashi went up and opened the traditional sliding doors and what he saw made him feel a kind of rage like no other.

A woman seemed to be setting up the bar for the day, this woman looked to be around the age of twenty, had short brown hair, brown eyes and one purple mark on each cheek. Someone was pretending to be his dead teammate, Rin.

Kakashi moved quickly and the next thing the Rin 'imposter' would feel would be a Kunai in her throat, or at least that was how it went in Kakashi's mind. The copy ninja hadn't expected his Kunai to be stopped by the hand of the 'imposter' at the last second. Blood dripped down the 'fake' Rin's hand and the next thing Kakashi knew he was sent flying into a wall and a male voice shouted.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO RIN YOU BASTARD!?"

Earlier that Day

Naruto never -ever- liked to wake up early, that was one if the reasons he never wanted to become a captain -captains always got up early-and so, when he had been woken up at seven that morning by a 'young' girl with pink hair who was most definitely not supposed to be there he wanted to kill someone.

Naruto groaned as he sat up to face the one who had awoken him from his peaceful slumber.

"Yachiru-chan, why are you here?"

The girl giggled and replied

"Ken-chan is here as well Naru-chan!" Naruto paled, today was going to be a bad day, he just knew it.

"I finally found you Naruto." Naruto didn't like the way the deep male voice coming from the other side of the room had said that and when he saw Kenpachi with that insane grin on his face the blond haired shinigami glared.

"Why are you here anyway? Yama-Jiji finally decided to ask for a report?" The only answer he got was a large -very large- box -more like coffin- thrown at him, there was a crash and then the two disappeared through a Senkaimon.

"What the hell was that all about...?"

Naruto mumbled as he pushed the box off of him. 'Whats in this thing anyway? And how the hell did they get in here? Did... Did they just use a Senkaimon?!' Naruto sighed, he would ask questions later, there was something urging him to open the box and so he did and what he found almost made him cry tears of joy.

The box contained two specially made gigai and a big scroll. Well, that explains why it looked more like a coffin then a box...

The scroll made one Naruto's eyes twitch in annoyance, was Yama-Jiji purposely trying to piss him off? Instead of sending a hell butterfly he sent a scroll... 'Might as well find out what's in it...'

Uzumaki Naruto & Nohara Rin

The department of research and development has discovered some information about what is happening with the Elemental Nations.

It would seem that the Elemental Nations are somehow connecting to the other four worlds, including the world of the living.

We have discovered that over time this was supposed to happen anyway but it should not be occurring at the current time, it also shouldn't be happening so quickly. When you first got there you could not go back to the Soul Society because at that time a secure connection between the Elemental Nations, Hueco Mundo, Hell and the world of the living was being made.

To put it (even more) simply it means that the Elemental Nations are now connected to all other worlds.

You've only been there for three months and only three months have passed in every other world as well. That should be more then enough to prove what's happened.

You are to stay in the Elemental Nations to investigate the cause of the process speeding up and to also protect the souls that reside there from Hollows.

- The Head Captain

Yamamoto Genryuusai

P.S

Mayuri is quite curious on how you two managed to create a Ramen Bar in the middle of what connects all the worlds. He seems more motivated to get permission for Uzumaki to become his test subject then usual.

P.P.S

Why is there a rubber duck stuck to my head? Uzumaki, I know your the one responsible!

As Naruto read the last part he had the creepiest grin on his face that could ever exist. The blond haired Shinigami started to laugh like an idiot. So Yama-Jiji finally set off that 'trap' huh? He wasn't the prankster king for nothing!

The insane laughing stopped and a serious expression appeared on his face when he sensed two alive people enter his Ramen Bar that he was currently sleeping in a storage room of.

Getting up Naruto walked into the room just in time to see Rin block a Kunai that was directed at her neck with her one of her hands. Rage suddenly came to the surface as he ran up and punched the attacker in the face, sending whoever it was flying into a wall.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO RIN YOU BASTARD!?"

Yup, this was definitely going to be a bad day.

Omake - Hatake Kakashi, the Silver Flasher

Kakashi was enjoying his nice, relaxing time in his bathtub when a cat masked ANBU appeared in front of him.

"Hatake Kakashi, Hokage-Sama has ordered you to be in his office within one minute, Hokage-Sama said that if you make it he will give you the complete limited edition of the Icha Icha series."

Kakashi's one eye widened a considerable amount and, without bothering to get dressed he ran as fast as he could towards the Hokage tower.

He came running into the Hokage's office at a speed that could rival the Hirashin and he said

"Hokage-Sama!"

"Your late Kaka-" Hiruzen pinched the bridge of his nose. "Kakashi, why aren't you wearing any clothes?"

Kakashi blinked and he said

"Well you see, Hokage-Sama-"

Little did anyone know that there had been a ninja from Iwagakure spying on the Hokage at the time.

Later on Kakashi would wonder how his name in the bingo book changed from 'Sharingan no Kakashi' to 'the Silver Flasher'.

Finished!

I have no idea where the idea for the Omake came from... Well anyway! The second chapter is finished! Thank you to everyone who followed, favourited and reviewed!

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