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Urahara Kisuke stared at the Ramen Bar entrance that was now connected to his shop, as if trying to decide if he should approach it or not.
He would not admit it but he was scared, very scared. Nohara-San was most likely in there and if she was then so was her frying pan... That frying pan wasn't normal, it definitely was not normal! Urahara would most definitely know that much, he had been hit by the frying pan countless times when he had still been taking residence in the Seireitei.
It would be ok, he could do this, Yoruichi was with him, he would be safe!
"Well, see you later Kisuke!"
The former captain turned to the place where Yoruichi had just been standing in cat form, only to see that she was no longer there... Yoruichi left him!?
Kisuke gulped as he slid the door of the Bar open, he would be fine. All he needed to do was go in, tell Rin some stupid reason for Naruto to have a couple of days off and then make a run for it! That was all he had to do...
Naruto frowned.
This wasn't right...
This place was definitely not Hueco Mundo. Hueco Mundo was a sandy wasteland full of hollows, this place was... darker? No... Naruto couldn't explain it but one word instinctively came into his mind.
Jigoku - Hell
He had somehow ended up in Hell instead of Hueco Mundo... The only way that this could have happened would be if he had accidentally mixed up the names on the 'Hell' box and the 'Hueco Mundo' box... Troublesome, very, very troublesome. Oh well, he might as well take a look around before he attempted to go to Hueco Mundo...
Maybe he could prank a few sinners while he was here?
Naruto smirked, what the heck! Maybe he could just spend a couple of days here pranking instead of going to Hueco Mundo, after all the soul society didn't really have any access to this place so he wouldn't get in trouble with the head captain if Yama-Jiji never found out.
And if Urahara gave a believable excuse then no one would even question his leave.
The blond shinigami spotted his first pranking targets and started to crackle like an insane giant nine tailed fox would sometimes.
The said fox felt very proud of his host at that moment. Yes, he was still stuck inside of the damn blond gaki, but what could he say? The kid found a place in the foxes formerly nonexistent heart.
"Excuse me, Nohara-San!" Urahara Kisuke shouted as he entered the ramen bar only to see the person that he was calling looking in his direction while placing a hand in front of a pink haired girl that one might think was related to Yachiru, but Kisuke knew better.
"What do you want, Urahara-San?" Rin asked innocently with a kind -but scaring Unohana-like- smile on her face. Kisuke's eyes widened as the female shinigami started to move closer to him.
Oh crap, the frying pan of doom has decided to show it's self. The green wearing former captain decided that he needed to come up with an excuse and fast.
In panic he said the first completely and utterly stupid thing that came to his mind as Rin was about to hit him on the head.
"Well you see Nohara-s-san, Uzumaki-san told me to inform you that he would be taking a couple of days off work to go visit his..." Crap, now what was he going to say? At least Rin had paused her assault, for the moment that is.
"His what?" Ok, now Rin was obviously getting impatient and so -like the smart idiot he was- he said the first thing that would save him from be hit by the frying pan of doom.
"He went to visit his newly born child." The frying pan fell to the floor and Urahara instantly knew that he was safe, the same couldn't be said for Naruto when he got back though.
All of a sudden Naruto felt like ripping Urahara Kisuke limb from limb but he pushed the feeling aside, that idiot always made him feel that way. Back to catching up on who-knows-how-many-years pranking, after all, he had only been told that he wasn't allowed to prank in the Soul Society, Hueco Mundo and the world of the living.
Wait a second, did that mean that he could prank the Elemental Nations as well?
The blond haired shinigami started to laugh like an insane fox again, the kyuubi was surprised at how much it's host would act like him sometimes.
Finished!
Sorry for the long wait and short chapter! A lot of things have happened recently but I'm still writing! I don't intend on abandoning any of my stories but I might be updating at a slower pace from now on.
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