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Genryusai Yamamoto was not impressed, definitely not impressed. His 'Uzumaki Naruto Pranking' sensor was going wild. Of course the head captain knew that Uzumaki would listen to at least a few of the soul societies laws, but only the ones that didn't go against the blonds own code and it had been a surprise in enough itself that Naruto had actually listened to the head captain when he had made the law of no 'Uzumaki' level pranks to be done in the soul society, world of the living and –for safety measures- Hueco Mundo.

It had made the head captain extremely cautious and, due to the fact that the blond haired Uzumaki had seemingly vanished with Kisuke Urahara claiming that he was going to see his newborn child didn't make matters any better, if anything that claim had made Yamamoto paranoid, extremely so.

The newborn child thing had obviously been a lie that much he was sure of. Uzumaki wasn't the type of person who would be able to keep the fact that he was going to be a father a secret, if anything he would have shouted it out so that all five worlds could hear him.

And so, with all that in mind Genryusai came to a rather scary conclusion. Uzumaki Naruto was most likely doing something that could either doom the soul society or save it. Why? Because that was the type of thing that tended to happen when there was an Uzumaki in the Shinigami ranks.

Naruto frowned, he didn't know how long he had been in hell pranking every sinner that was in his sight but he had to guess that it had been more than two days, maybe three? But that wasn't what he was frowning at, it was the person who was in front of him who was chained to a wall that he was frowning at.

Blue eyes were staring into a pair of eyes that were almost an exact replica, he knew who this person was and he was at a loss at what to do in such a situation. While a part of him wanted to free this parson, a part of him wanted to hate him, but couldn't. This was the man his mother had told him stories about before she had been killed by Madara, this was the person she had said had been just as happy as she had been when she had found out that they were having a son. This was Kushina's husband, this was Namkikaze Minato, the Fourth Hokage and the Yellow Flash of Konoha but, most importantly, this was Uzumaki Naruto's father and he looked exactly like he had when he had been alive.

Naruto knew what he needed to do, the laws of both Hell and the Soul Society could go fuck themselves.

Naruto chuckled and the man in chains looked at him in confusion and then suddenly realisation dawned on the man.

"Naruto?" The long haired blond had stopped his chuckling and sighed in relief.

"That's good, you know who I am. Just to clarify, you haven't lost it or anything have you? I saw a lot of sinners who had gone insane on my way down here." Minato blinked, he didn't think he had gone insane. Although there were sometimes that he felt like he was losing it, but at those times he just reminded himself of his son and wife. The memories of both Kushina and Naruto –although their time together had been short- had kept him strong through the worst of times. Even through the torture sessions that he had with what he had thought was the one and only Shinigami.

"Well, well, well. What have we here? I had heard that a Shinigami had snuck into hell and had tortured the sinners in the worst ways possible so I thought that I should come and check it out myself and what did I find? Such a precious reunion between father and son." The former yellow flash paled as the leader of hell, or the Shinigami –as Minato believed him to be- appeared behind Naruto while said blond turned around and shouted something that made Minato want to face-palm –if only he could move his arms-.

"HEY! It wasn't torture! They were just harmless pranks!"

Naruto had no idea who this guy was but he knew that he didn't like him. He had called his pranks torture for kami's sake! The strange purple-skinned man started to laugh.

"NARUTO! YOU NEED TO RUN! THAT GUY IS THE SHINIGAMI" The blond haired Shinigami frowned in confusion at his father's comment and while still looking at the whatever it was that was in front of him he said to Minato

"What are you talking about? This guy doesn't look like a Shinigami, let alone feel like one." Minato blinked in confusion. The supposed Shinigami's laughter died down and he smirked.

"To true, I am not a Shinigami. I am, however, the ruler of hell and you" the ruler of hell pointed at Naruto "intriguing Shinigami should not be permitted to be here, however you have gained my interests with your torture methods and as such I would like to request that you inform me as to how you could make sinners break in such ways that they would not break even after hundreds of years of my torture methods."

Naruto grinned as a thought came to mind, if he could use this to his advantage then he could not only teach the ruler of hell how to prank but also bring a present back for Rin and Kakashi, if that wasn't all then there was also the possibility that he could befriend the purple-skinned being infront of him….. It would be like killing three Bijuu with one Hokage Tower.

"I would love to, however as you may or may not know there is going to be a war soon and I will need to participate in it."

"Ah yes, Aizen Sosuke and Uchiha Madara, such troublesome men. It would cause problems for hell if they were to win this war."

"Exactly! And the soul society is facing a lot of other troubles as well at the moment and I have my role to play so that I can protect those who are precious to me!" All Minato could do was be chained up to a wall while watching as his son and the ruler of hell seemingly struck up a deal.

"I believe that I understand where this conversation is going, Uzumaki and as such I will permit you to choose one sinner that can leave hell without worry until this war is won and I will also make sure that when they are weak enough I will chain both Madara and Aizen. However in exchange I will require that you take up what humans call a 'part-time job' here in hell while also teaching me and the hells guardians your methods of torture."

"It's a deal, Jigoku-Ji-San! But can the sinner of my choice be my father?" The former fourth hokage could feel the chains that were holding him to the wall detach themselves from said wall while still staying connected to his wrists and ankles. His body fell as it was not used to standing and it hit the floor.

It appeared that Naruto saw what had happened out of the corner of his eye and put on a fox like grin as he summoned a box with 'Ramen Bar Of Traveling Souls' written on it and opened up a portal to send them to the Ramen Bar. The blond Shinigami picked up his father started to walk towards the portal only to stop in front of the ruler of hell.

"Thanks Jigoku-Ji-San, I promise that I'll come by in a couple of days!" And with that the blond jumped through the portal while carrying his father over his shoulder.

"Uzumaki Naruto, you truly are an interesting Shinigami…."

"Why did you do it?"

Naruto paused halfway through the portal that was connecting hell to the world of the living.

"What?" The blond Shinigami asked his father.

"Why did you give me a chance of freedom after what I did to you?" Naruto sighed.

"I'm dead, you know." Minato's eyes widened in horror.

"Wha-?"

"I was killed by a mob on my fifth birthday, the people of Konoha only saw me as the Kyuubi in human form, nothing else." The sinner grit his teeth as tears threatened to escape, ignoring this Naruto continued "I didn't hate the villagers, heck! I still don't! If those events didn't happen then I wouldn't be who I am today, the past is the past, the present is the present and the future is the future. You should try to make the most out of any situation, no matter what! I don't hate you, you know." Naruto started to walk again. "After all, you gave me this life. How could I hate you?"

The two blonds made their way out of the portal and found themselves in front of a very pissed of Nohara Rin, as soon as the portal closed behind them a frying pan was smashed into Naruto's face, sending both Naruto and Minato flying through the Ramen Bar. From what Naruto saw before the frying pan he could tell that there were four customers in the Bar. Two that the blond Shinigami could recognise as Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Sasuke but the last two he couldn't seem to remember meeting. One was an old man with long white hair while the other was a young girl with pink hair, all of them had been looking at the two blonde's grand entry.

And it would appear that every person in the room recognised Minato if the shouts of

"MINATO-SENSEI!?" - Kakashi

"ERO-SENSEI!?" – Rin

"MINATO!?" – The guy with the white hair

"THE FOURTH HOKAGE!?" – Sasuke and the pink haired girl.

Naruto groaned, there was going to be a lot of explaining to do, why couldn't Maiyuri have accidently blown the Ramen Bar up when he had been left in charge? Oh wait…. That probably wouldn't have ended well either!

Finished!

So, what do you think about bringing Minato into this? I had a hard time deciding if I was going to do it or not and I ended up doing it! There will be Father-Son bonding in this but it won't just go 'I wove you daddy!'.

If anyone wants to point anything out, recommend anything, give an idea or just share your thoughts then feel free to do so!