"Can I kindly ask why we are back here at this dump?" Wario complained as he picked his nose, using his left hand.
Toadette gasped as she puffed her cheeks, moving her arms about as she felt insulted. "Wario! This place is a wondrous place of fantasy! There's nothing that signifies this place as a dump!"
Wario scratched his butt with his right hand as he yawned, rolling his eyes as he approached the giant brown cannon. "Wah, whatever. If I had the motivation to do it, I would pulverize all the trees here and put up one of my taco stands."
"First of all, that's mean and nasty!" Toadette exclaimed as she tugged on Wario, shaking her head as she continued, correcting him, "And second of all, the taco business was Waluigi's idea!"
"Does it look like I care?" Wario commented as he flung a booger onto a nearby maple oak tree.
The tree then fell right on him, crushing the oafish fat man as Toadette folded her arms, nodding her head.
"That's what you get for threatening to tear down this beautiful forest!" Toadette commented as she went blasting through the cannon, leaving Wario to be stuck underneath the giant tree.