Don't Mess With The Froyo!
"Are we almost there yet?" the twins asked/complained.
They had been complaining ever since they had left the school grounds. An irk mark appeared on Brianna's forehead as she tried to keep her emotions in check.
"Just wait three more minutes," she muttered.
"But we don't wanna walk anymore!"
"THEN CALL YOUR FREAKIN DRIVER AND TELL HIM TO PICK YOU UP! NO ONE IS FORCING YOU TO COME ALONG ANYWAYS!" Brianna snapped, turning around and glaring at them.
Everyone shrunk back from her in fear. Sighing, Brianna turned around and stalked off. Everyone slowly followed behind her. When they finally reached the two girls apartment, Brianna unlocked the door, slammed it open, kicked off her shoe's, and sat down to start her homework. Carissa followed her and skipped over to her to start her homework.
"Can I use your phone so I can call my Dad and let him know where I am at?" Haruhi asked, walking into the house.
"Yeah, sure, it's over there." Brianna said, not looking up from her work and pointing towards a little table next to the couch.
Haruhi nodded, took the phone, and walked away into a different room. The host club stayed in the doorway as they stared at everything inside the apartment.
"Are you just gonna stand there all day like idiots or come in?" Brianna asked.
Everyone walked inside. Tamaki started saying things like: "Men be strong!" and "We are in unfamiliar territory! We have to be careful,"
The twins and Honey nodded with serious expressions on their faces.
"What a bunch of idiots." Brianna thought, rolling her eyes.
Haruhi came back into the room and set the phone back on it's charger. She then sat next to Brianna and started on her homework.
"Aren't you guys gonna call your parents too?" Carissa asked, motioning to the phone.
"Already did," they answered.
"When did they do that?" the three girls thought.
"Why are you guys doing your homework now?" the twins asked.
"To get it out the way," Haruhi and Brianna answered.
"Cuz Bri will kick my ass if I wait till the last minute," Carissa replied.
Everyone sweat dropped at Carissa's answer. They then decided to sit down and do their homework as well. When they were finished, Carissa clicked the TV on and began flip through the channels aimlessly, while the twins, Tamaki, and Honey ogled all the 'western commoner' items.
"Bri did you buy it?" Carissa asked.
"Buy what? The thing from that place or the other thingy from that other place." Brianna responded, an eyebrow raised.
"The other thingy from that other place,"
"Oh! That thingy. Yea I got it, it's in the usual place,"
"Yeah!" Carissa squealed, jumping up onto the couch and hopping over the hosts who were sitting on the couch and the ones who were laid out on the floor.
Everyone got up and followed her into the room she had disappeared in, when they walked in, the hosts saw that it was a kitchen. Carissa was rummaging through the freezer until she pulled out two jars of what looked like either ice cream or yogurt.
"My froyo!" Carissa squealed, hugging the jars to her chest.
"Pass me one." Brianna said, holding her hand up.
Carissa looked at each jar before throwing the third jar at her, she then threw a spoon. Brianna caught both items with ease and proceeded to open the jar and eat it's contents.
"What's froyo?" Haruhi asked, eyeing the two girls as they ate their frozen treat. The other hosts nodded in agreement.
Brianna and Carissa stopped eating and stared wide-eyed and opened mouthed at the hosts.
"You don't know what froyo is?" Carissa cried, a spoon of it hanging in mid-air completely forgotten as she placed it back into the jar.
The host's nodded, staring quizzically at the two girls horrified expressions.
"Froyo is an abbreviation for what it's really called-frozen yogurt," Brianna clarified, finally being able to shake off her shock.
"Oooooh…" was their only reply.
"Vanna py?" Carissa asked through a mouthful of it.
"What?" the hosts asked.
"You wanna try some," Brianna clarified, pointing at the other jars left out on the counter.
"Can we?" the twins asked eagerly.
"Yeah but it's gonna cost you," Brianna said.
"Why is that?" Kyoya asked.
"Cuz froyo cost's money so you gonna have to pay me back or take off more from the debt."
"I already took three percent off, I will have to put it back on seeing as you are being rude."
"No, your exact word were: 'I will take off three percent of your debt if you let us in your house.' You never mentioned anything about me feeding you or allowing you to stay seeing, as I already let you into my apartment."
Kyoya stared at Brianna, trying to find a fault in her explanation and make a comeback, but found he couldn't so he sighed and closed his mouth in defeat. The hosts stared wide-eyed and open-mouthed at Kyoya and Brianna.
"She defeated Kyoya!" they yelled, shocked beyond belief.
Kyoya's eye twitched and he sent them a death glare that shut them up. Brianna smirked and walked up to him, patting his cheek she said: "Sorry babe, but it's check and mate. Don't feel bad, I always defeat people when it comes to verbal fights like these."
"Oooh! You got dissed! She owned you!" Carissa laughed, clutching the counter for support.
Kyoya sent her a glare and Carissa shut up instantly. He then sent Brianna a glare seeing as her hand was still on his cheek. Brianna's smirk grew wider and she took her hand off his face but still locked eyes with him, meeting his icy glare with her own heated stare. They remained like that for a few minutes before Carissa cleared her throat and said: "Uh…the froyo's gonna melt…"
Breaking eye contact, Brianna turned around and said: "Another six percent taken off would be good."
Kyoya glared at her before opening his black book and scribbling in it.
"So which one should we take?" Haruhi asked as she examined the jars.
"Any, it all depends on which flavor you like," Carissa answered.
"Ooooh it comes in flavors!" Tamaki asked.
"No shit Sherlock," Brianna retorted, taking spoons out.
"Waaaaah! Mommy! My daughter is being mean to me!" Tamaki cried.
"Mommy?" Carissa and Brianna asked, an eyebrow raised.
"That would be me," Kyoya muttered irritably.
"Whoooa…ok then, didn't think you two would go that route, I mean, I knew Hikaru and Karou were but you two…okaaaaay I have nothing to say to this…" Brianna said, eyes widened and both eyebrows raised.
"Nooooo! I can't believe this! First I find out Haruhi is a girl now this! Whhhyyy?" Carissa cried.
"What's your problem? I thought you loved this type of stuff?" Brianna asked.
"I do but…I didn't want these two to be like that! It's cool with Hikaru and Karou because of their twinleyness but not with those two!"
"What in the world are you two talking about?" Kyoya asked.
Hikaru and Karou (who had finally caught on) were laughing while the rest just watched the scene in both amusement and wonder.
"Don't play dumb, you know exactly what we're talkin 'bout," Brianna answered.
"But…we don't," Tamaki said, finally getting over his 'sadness'.
"That you two are gay!" Carissa sobbed as she curled up into a ball on the floor and cried.
Both Tamaki and Kyoya's eyebrows shot up. Tamaki turned a heavy shade of red while Kyoya turned an unnoticeable pale pink.
"N-no where're not!" Tamaki cried.
"Oh yeah what she meant was that you two are gay for each other. Not that there's anything wrong with that but you two just seem a little…oh who am I kidding? 'Opposites attract,' right? Well then you two are made for each other seeing as you two are polar opposites." Brianna said, shaking her head.
"We are not gay and we certainly are not gay for each other." Kyoya stated.
"You positive 'bout that?" Brianna asked.
"Yes."
"Yay!" Carissa cried, jumping up from her fetal position on the floor.
"She recovered quickly." The hosts thought.
"Anyways, choose the flavor you want," Brianna said, motioning to the jars.
Tamaki, the twins, and Honey rushed over to see which flavors they wanted while the others hung back and waited for them to decide and leave. When everyone finally got some froyo they all went back to the living room to watch TV.
"Wow! That was good!" Tamaki said, eating the last of his froyo. Everyone nodded their head in agreement.
"Hey boss! We want some of yours!" the twins said.
"Wha- no way! Besides I'm already finished!"
"Liar! Let us try!"
"No! Get away from me you little devils!"
Tamaki, who wasn't paying attention, had bumped into Brianna causing her to drop her froyo on the floor. Brianna's bangs shadowed her eyes as she muttered lowly: "My froyo…my clean floors…"
Tamaki and the twins were oblivious to the girl's new attitude and how the temperature in the room dropped to below zero degrees. However everyone else noticed and backed away from the girl.
"Tamaki…Hikaru…Karou…" Brianna muttered icily, her voice stopped the boys bickering in it's tracks and they shivered as they turned to face her.
A look of pure horror crossed their faces as they stared at Brianna. She had stood up on the couch, a crazy evil aura surrounding her as her hair was whipped around by an imaginary wind.
"What's that on the floor?" she asked, pointing to the mess.
The three boys gulped, looked to where she pointed, and answered: "Froyo…"
"Yes, it is. And was there any froyo to begin with on my clean floors?"
"N-no…"
"Exactly…now then…who would like the beating first? Hmmm?" she asked, cracking her knuckles and her neck.
"Carissa! Help us!" the boys cried as they stumbled over each other as they tried to move backwards away from the know advancing and very pissed off girl.
Carissa began to quickly flip through the channels until she landed on the one she had been searching for.
"Look Bri! Puppies!" Carissa yelled, pointing at the TV.
Brianna stopped advancing on the poor boys and turned to face the TV. When she saw the puppies on the TV screen, she instantly lost her evil aura and ran towards the screen cooing at the puppies. As the room returned to it's normal temperature, the hosts all sighed.
BOOM!
"Kyaaaa!" Haruhi cried as the thunder sounded.
"Hey Haruhi you 'ight?" Carissa asked.
"Y-yeah. The thunder just startled me a bit," Haruhi replied.
"Hey Haruhi you look a little tired, come with me I'll get you situated," Brianna said, quickly grabbing Haruhi's hand before she could protest.
Brianna led Haruhi into her room and started shuffling around some stuff as Haruhi watched quietly.
"Here, take my IPod and listen to my playlist labeled 'sleep' and if you listen to it, it'll block out the thunder 'kay?" Brianna said/asked.
Haruhi's eyes widened as she stuttered out: "H-how did-?"
Brianna cracked a small apologetic smile as she replied: "It was kinda obvious,"
Haruhi smiled and took the IPod. Muttering a 'thanks' she found the playlist labeled sleep, put the earphones in, crawled into Brianna's bed, and pressed the play button and slowly drifted off to sleep. Brianna watched her for a few seconds before taking off and heading back downstairs.
"Okay you guys time for ya'll to get out!" Brianna said as she came out of her bedroom.
"Awww! Why Bri-chan?" Honey whined.
"Sorry Honey-senpai but you gota go home. Besides I don't have any clothes for you guys to stay here," Brianna answered.
Honey frowned but nodded his head in understanding. Brianna walked to the door and opened it.
"Sorry Honey-senpai, maybe some other time, okay?" Brianna said sympathetically, patting his head as he exited the apartment last.
"Okay Bri-chan! We'll all stay over next weekend!" Honey replied cheerily.
"Wait what!"
"Yay! See you next weekend then toy," the twins replied, smirking sadistically.
Brianna twitched and took a step forward, a menacing look in her eyes. The twins noticed the look and quickly ran away towards the stairs. Brianna shook her head and sighed. She waved good-bye to the others and watched as they left down the stairs to an awaiting limousine.
"When did they call for a ride?" Brianna thought as she watched them drive away.
Closing the door she leaned against it and sighed tiredly. She looked over at the couch and saw that Carissa was sleeping. Smiling, she went over to the couch and picked Carissa up. Placing Carissa in her room and on her bed, Brianna walked into her room and moved Haruhi over, crawled into bed, and fell asleep thinking: "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"
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