Dr. Scratchansniff waited for the arrival of the Warners, sweating profusely since he heard that they got a new addition to their zany group. He looked at his watch to see that they were 20 minutes late. "Vere could dhey be?" he mumbled to himself. He wasn't thrilled having to meet a fourth Warner, but he couldn't help feeling curious about meeting him/her. He opened a drawer in his desk to get his pencil and notepad, only to have the Warners, minus one, jump out in short song.
"~Hellooo." Yakko sang.
"~Doctorrrrr." Dot sang.
"~Scratchansniiiiif." Wakko sang. They all ended and gave the Doc and big smooch.
"EYUCK." the poor doctor yelled as he shoved them off. "Ztop dat at vonce." he said as he wiped his face and tried to compose himself. He then looked around and saw that the supposed fourth Warner was missing. "Vere is ze other Varner?"
The door then burst open to said Warner in question. "ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE." he bellowed as he walked closer to the group. "How's my entrance?" he asked. The trio held up score cards of 9, 10, and 8.5. He began bowing with a few thanks you's in the mix.
'I havez a bad feeling about zhis already.' Scratchansniff thought as he rubbed head in annoyance. "Vell, zince your here, you might as vell jump up onto ze couch."
The trio then began jumping on his couch, yelling in unison. "Boingy boingy boingy boingy."
Before the Doc could protest, Ricky chimed in. "Room for one more?" he said as he joined them in their fun. "Boingy boingy boingy boingy." he said in time with them.
"ZTOP DAT. DAT IS NOT VHAT I MEANT." Scratchy screamed at the quartret. "NOW QUIT BOUNCING ON ZE COUCH!"
All but Ricky froze in mid bounce, leaving the new Warner to sit down and look at them in wonder. "How do you do that?" he asked becoming more excited with all that they seem to be able to do.
"We'll show you later." said Wakko as they joined him on the couch. They then looked at the Doctor, who shook his head in disbelief, as if to say 'Why?'
"Vell," the doctor said as he tried to regain a bit of his sanity. "Let's ztart vith introductions. I am Dr. Otto Von Scratchansniff." He reached his hand towards the new Warner.
"I'm Ricky Archer Torrent apparently." Ricky shook the doctor's hand.
"Good. Now, vhere are you from Ricky?"
"Don't know. Except for the past few hours, my life is a total blank."
"You have amnesia?" the said with a bit of a shocked tone.
"Guess so. Don't know the who, what, where, when, or why of my life. All I have are the clothes on my back and this bump on my head." Ricky then felt for the bump that was still under all his hair. "See? Right here." The doctor felt the bump, earning a "YEOWCH" from the new Warner.
"Oh my. Zhis could be zerious." he said with a bit of worry. "Vell after zhis session, I vant you to go to ze hozpital und have them exzamine you, ya?"
"Ok." the four said in unison with smiles on their faces.
The session continued on as the Warners continued to drive the poor Doctor up the walls with their crazy antics. Finally, the Doctor gladly said that the session was over. "Now don't forget." he said with a serious tone. "Go to ze hozpital und have your head exzamined. I called zhem and told zhem to expect your arrival."
"I thought you were supposed to examine my head." Ricky said immediately afterwards.
"I mean for Phyzical damage." he piped up annoyed.
"No sweat Doc." Yakko said. "We'll get him there, then show him the ropes."
"The ropes?" Ricky said confusingly.
"Yeah. Like this one." Wakko said giving Ricky a rope that went to the ceiling. "Best kind in town." Ricky then began pulling on the rope, lifting the four of them and the couch into the air, suspended on the ceiling. "See? Best rope in town."
"PUT MEIN CHAIR BACK DOWN, RIGHT NOW!" screamed Scratchansniff as he pointed his finger to the ground, gesturing them to listen to his order.
Ricky looked at the others, smiled, and said "Whatever you say Doc." as he let go of the rope, releasing the couch back to the floor, right onto the poor Doctor's head. "Well that was fun. Hospital, here we come." With that, the four sped out of the room, leaving the doctor under his broken couch in pain.
"Vhy me?" was all he mumbled before passing out.
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The four toons were waiting patiently so that the doctor could examine Ricky's head. As the original trio were off chasing nurses and annoying doctors, Ricky just sat there watching in amusement as the others had fun running amok. He looked around until his eye caught what looked like two small white and pink figures running towards a medical room. Curiosity getting the better of him, he snuck into the room the mysterious little figures ran into just moments ago. He looked around and saw two little white and pink mice near a few chemicals. One was short with a huge head. The other was tall with buck teeth. He hid and listened to them.
"Now pay attention Pinky." the short one said to his taller cohort. "We need to get the right chemicals for our plan of world domination to succeed.
'World domination?' Ricky shrieked in his head. 'And they say the Warners are nuts.'
"Right Brain." the tall one said with a smile. "Ehhh, what plan would that be again?" he finished with a goofy smile, earning a head bashing from Brain. "NARF!" he yelped
"As I said before Pinky," Brain said with an exaggerated sigh. "We must obtain the chemicals on this list and mix them properly. Once done, we will have completed our first step into hypnotizing the masses into believing we are god like deities. Then, the world will bow to us, or rather, me."
'If that happens, then I'll never get my answers.' Ricky thought to himself. He looked around to see if there was something he could do to stop them. He stopped at the sight of a lab coat hanging nearby and quickly got an idea. While he was putting the lab coat on, the two mice split up to gather separate chemicals. As Pinky walked toward him, Ricky walked towards the tall mouse, disguised as a doctor. "Looking for something?"
"Oh yes." Pinky said looking at the 'doctor.' "I'm looking for these ingredients." The tall mouse handed the list over.
"Ah, a simple task." said the disguised Ricky. "I'll retrieve them for you." With that, Ricky grabbed some random beaker with unknown substances in them. 'Ain't got a clue what these are, but this is too good to pass up.' he thought happily as he handed the vials to the mouse. "Use them well." As the mouse walked away, Ricky shed the lab coat and walked back out to waiting area.
"Mr. Torrent?" the receptionist called. "The doctor is ready to see you now."
"Thank you." Ricky said as she lead him to an examination room.
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After a few tests, CAT scans, (and an unexplainable explosion) the four toons left the hospital.
"So how'd it go in there?" Yakko said waiting to hear the results.
"Nothing broken." Ricky said with a smile. "Thank God. As for my memory, that's different. Guess I'll have to find that on my own."
"You mean on OUR own." Dot said with a smile.
"We're not gonna leave our friend in a time of need." Wakko said with his tongue hanging out the side of his mouth.
Ricky looked at them in confusion. "You'd help me find myself?"
"Of course." Yakko chimed in. "In the meantime, how about we show you around. Where you wanna go?" Before anyone could say anything, a plane flew over as the four looked up at it. They all looked at each other and smiled. "I think we have our answer." Yakko said with a smile as they sped off toward the airport.