"HURRY UP, SAKURA!" I yelled as we began to run out the door.
Our mother waved us off yelling, "Have a good day sweeties!"
"Bye, Mommy!" Sakura called.
"Later, Mom!" I said.
"Hey, Ume, are you excited?" Sakura asked with her big grin.
"Yep." I said continuing to walk.
"Do you think the girls will like my outfit? Mommy says that the first thing people see is your outfit and they judge you from it! She said you dress like a boy, so they'll think your a weird cross dresser!" Sakura said in an innocent tone.
I instantly twitched.
"Sakura? You realize that is insulting, right?" I asked, trying not to pounce on the innocent girl.
"Mommy said it first, so I thought it would be okay... I'm sorry, Ume..." Sakura said pouting.
"Your lucky this god is forgiving, or I swear I would SMITE YOU RIGHT NOW!" I said instantly putting my hands back in my pockets.
I looked down at my clothes. I had a white Chinese style long sleeve shirt on and brown baggy capris.
"I don't see what that woman's deal is... Insulting my clothes just cause I refused to where that ugly dress that she had picked out for us making us be all matchy cute wittle twinzies. Give me a fucking break." I grumbled, immediately stopping and looking at Sakura who was looking down at her dress.
"Is it really ugly, Ume?" she asked giving me her big puppy dog eyes.
I happen to hate puppies.
Okay, that was a total lie. But if you asked me if I liked puppies in front of people, I would deny it fiercely right to your face.
"Hmph. Just put your hair up in a pony tail or something. Stop trying to hide your damned forehead. Putting your bangs there equals to putting a sign right there saying 'Tease me please, I'm a weak target!'. And I swear if you start to fan girl over a crush or something, I'm disowning you and never talking to you again. Understand?" I said.
She quickly nodded.
"Here's a rubber band. Put your hair in a ponytail, and walk like you have the least bit of pride, will ya?" I said throwing her the ponytail.
Though she dropped the ponytail when I threw it to her, and put her hair up, she still looked like a total weakling.
"Damn, there's somethings I guess I just can't fix." I muttered.
I looked up at the sun.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT! WE'RE GONNA BE LAAAATE!" I yelled running, pulling a yelling Sakura along with me.
"Introductions, introductions! Any volunteers for introducing themselves first?" Iruka asked.
There was complete silence.
"How about you!"
"I-I am Sakura Haruno... Please t-take care of me." Sakura said with a bright blush on her face.
"Okay, now, how about the dark pink haired g- Umeko?" Iruka said in horror.
"My name's Umeko, I am a higher being than all of you, and I frankly don't like any of you. Not for any specific reasons, just for being alive. Nothing more, nothing less. You all can forever more go fuck yourselves right in the down under!" I said with a mock cheeriness.
"And if I catch any of you teasing my sister over there, I'll end your pathetic lives, since I am god, and I will abuse my superior power maliciously." I said with a total serious look on my face.
Iruka was silent for a moment before yelling, "SIT OUTSIDE, UMEKO!"
"Don't tell me what to do, worm." I said sticking my nose up and walking out of the room.
I stood outside for a few minutes when suddenly, none other than Naruto came outside.
"Your that girl!" he said pointing at me after a few moments of silence.
"Listen, boy. Just because I gave you one act of kindness doesn't mean you can suddenly just talk to me. I don't enjoy wasting my breath on humans." I said.
"Th-Thank you." he whispered.
I finally looked at him.
"If you really want to thank me, become a good and famous ninja. Then, pay me back with much of your fortune and political protection which I know one day you will have to spare." I said.
"What?" he asked tilting his head.
"You owe me, and you will pay me back when your famous. Until then, you don't talk to me or act like you know me. It's nothing personal, I just don't like you or this world." I said.
He then went silent.
I looked over and saw him crying.
'I totally should comfort him, be his friend. But he already owes me, so that much has benefited me. But, being a friend to him won't benefit me. Hm, I won't be his friend myself, but I may pull some strings, and give someone the confidence to talk to him, yes. It won't benefit me but it will make this bad feeling in my stomach go away. Then I won't have to be friends with a lowly being such as a canon character.'
I got a smirk on my face as I began plotting.
'This will work...' I thought.
As we escorted back into the classroom my eyes settled on a girl with light violet eyes and dark midnight blue hair.
I gave her a smirk.
'This will be entertaining...'
Oh! Looks like Umeko is not going to try to befriend Naruto!
She's must be wanting go Shadow King and pull some strings to benefit herself.
Ha! Gotta love you, Umeko! Even if you are kinda mean...
TEEHEE!
Himeno Kazehito: Thanks for the review Himeno-san! Love the song you chose, by the way!
Umeko: YEAH KICKIN' PEOPLE'S ASSES WITH A BASEBALL BAT SOUNDS GREAT! I'd beat everybody! Man! I'm so awesome, I'm gonna bend reality with my god powers TO MAKE DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTERS COME AND I'D KICK THEIR ASSES TOO! FIRST YAMCHA, easy, THEN KRILLEN, THEN I wouldglompVegeta... WHAT I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! BOW TO ME!
They Will all Fall Eventually: You soon will see, my friend... *covers Umeko's ears*
Umeko: -THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' AUTHOR WOMAN?!
Easilyaddictedgirl: I'm glad I made you laugh! Truthfully, I'm not that funny! XD Okay, I am hilarious and you can quote everything I-
Umeko: She was talking to HER GOD, THE GREAT UMEKO-SAMA-SEMPAI-SAN-CHAN-KUUUUN-CHAMA-SEMPAI-SAMA-SEMPAI-SAMA! And, Smile, yes that is a good song. Way back when I was in the real world and my parents were out drinking with their rich friends I'd rock out to some Avril Lavigne!
Gueststar: TEAMGUESTSTAR! sorry, references, references... I'm BakaChan, what do you expect? And thank you for admiring my work! I hope I can continue to give you good chapters-
Umeko: Your welcome since I am, Umeko! The best character in the history of forever in FanFiction!
Well, your not Shikako Nara nor are you Koneko, so...
Umeko: NEITHER ONE OF THEM ARE GOD, ARE THEY! Though, those were some good, good Fanfictions...
So, thanks for reading, and leave a review if you can. It can be to me, or Umeko.
So, I guess time for Umeko's question or whatever
Umeko: What's your all time favorite Naruto FanFiction?