16-Lies
Gil looked at the menu in disgust, garnering Frasier's attention. "This is appalling!"
"What is?"
"This menu! It says that the pasta dishes are impeccable, but that's absurd! Every word on this menu is nothing but lies! Lies have no place on a menu in a restaurant of this caliber!"
Frasier scoffed. "I agree! Perhaps you should mention that in your next segment of Restaurant Beat."
"I most certainly will! What are you going to have, Frasier?"
Frasier pondered the menu. "The filet mignon. And yourself?"
Gil looked the menu over thoroughly and then smiled. "I'll have the pasta dish."