BEFORE YOU READ, IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. THERE IS A POLL ON MY PROFILE LETTING YOU DECIDE WHICH FANFICTION OF MINE SHOULD BE MY MAIN FOCUS.

It was finally recess. After our long, boring lecture about the physics of a kunai knife, we were free for an hour.

It gave me a free hour to try to get this terrible feeling in my stomach to go away.

'She was in love with Naruto in canon. Since she was a little kid. So all I have to do is give a nice, bullshit speech about friendship, confidence, and what not. Then, I'm home free.' I thought walking towards the blushing girl.

I gave my famous smirk.

"Hi, I'm Umeko! What's your name?" I said.

"I'm Hinata." she said softly as she twiddled her thumbs.

I kneeled down.

"I noticed that you've been staring at Naruto a lot lately... You gonna go talk to him and try to be his friend?" I asked.

Her face immediately reddened.

"Um-uh-I-um-a-er..."

"Alright, I'll take that as a yes. Now, get up." I said.

She got up and stared at me with curious eyes.

"Alright, now we're gonna work on gettin' some confidence so you can talk to Naruto, kay?" I asked.

She looked down, as if weighing her options, before nodding.

'How dare she weigh her options when her god is offering to help her?!' I thought angrily.

"Now, straighten your back. Nooo... Straighten don't slouch! What do you think you are, a Nara?! Good, good. Now, put your nose up in the air. NOOOOOOOOOO... -The fuck are you doing, Hinata?! Are you looking up in the sky? No, your looking slightly up so everyone knows your royalty, your higher than them. You are better than all of these people. You're from one of the richest clans in Konoha! Act like an awesome, less prickish, version of Sasuke!"

"B-But I don't think that! I-I'm not better than-"

"Don't you dare say that, Hinata! Your not worthless! You are someone! And you only live once, so you might as well be fuckin' awesome while doin' it! The thing is, you may die tomorrow! Do you wanna die never talking and confessing to Naruto?!"

"..."

"WELL DO YA, PUNK?!"

"N-No..."

"I DIDN'T HEAR YOU! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?!"

"NO I DON'T!"

"There you go, Hinata. Now that's what I was looking for. Now that I know it is possible for you to not stutter, your not allowed to do it anymore."

"But, I just met you..."

"ARE YOU BACK TALKING TO THE HEAVENLY UMEKO?!"

"No sir!"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOOOOU!"

"NO SIR!"

"Good, Hinata. You'll go far. So here's a rubber band. Whenever you stutter, snap your wrist with it. That'll make you stop. And you better not snapping it light. I want it to be painful!"

"Painful?"

"Painful."

"Yes, sir!" Hinata said.

"Now, tomorrow, your going to my house and I'm giving you a makeover." I said.

"Y-You can do makeovers?" she asked.

I gave her a slight glare. She immediately snapped the rubber band before muttering a quick, "Ow."

"Hell, you may not believe me, but I am god almighty, and I know my shit!" I said smirking at the girl.

'And a separate life as a teenage girl helps now and then...'

"Oh. Okay. Can we eat now?" she asked.

"Hmph. As if I will eat with a lowly hum-"

I looked at her big eyes and blushing features.

Damn, that sound like a yuri fanfiction.

Creeeeeeepy...

ANYWAY, frankly, she looked like a teddy bear to me.

Like the bear I had at home named, Doug.

WAIT WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE A TEDDY BEAR!

SHUT UP AND STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH FUCKWAD!

"Fine." I grumbled sitting down and unwrapping my pickled plum rice ball.

Hey, that's ironic! My name means plum blossom and... Never mind...

"Alright, Hinata! Your looking cute. Your ready! You have passed the Intro to Confidence. NOW ARE YOU READY?!"

"Um..."

"HINATA! I SAID ARE YOU READY!?"

"YES, SIR-MA'AM! ow."

"Alright, let's go." I said pushing her closer and closer to the blond boy on the swing.

I gave her a final push and she was suddenly in front of the blond boy.

He looked up at her curiously.

"I-uh-ow-I-ow-I..." she took a deep breath.

"M-my, ow, am Hi-ow-Hinata... Its-uh-ow r-r-. Hi, Naruto! Hello, I'm really nice to meet me! W-Wait, ow, No. I mean." she suddenly began to start swaying.

She then hit the ground, red as a tomato.

The confused Naruto suddenly began freaking out, trying to shake her awake.

"Hm. Not gettin' involved. I did all I could. Well, more like wanted to do." I said walking away.

Hey, guys. Sorry for the short chapter. But, I couldn't think of anything after this cuteness! I'm just lovin' this! And Hinata is one of my favorite characters, so that's a thing!

Who knows, maybe she'll be a recurring character, trying to be Umeko's friend?

I like the thought.

bacon of doom: Naruhina, that is my favorite pairing! I swear if NaruSaku happens, I'll just write tons and tons of NaruHina fanfiction! XD

Umeko: Of course I'm the anti-Mary Sue. Wait, wait, WAIT! Are you implying that I, THE GREAT UMEKO-SAMA-SEMPAI-CHAN-KUN-SEMPAI-SAMA-SEMPAI-SAMA IS NOT PERFECT?! I AM PERFECT IN EVERY SHAPE AND FORM! I AM GOD, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! Ahem, anyway. My religion is called... um... Umekoism! Because, I am Umeko. I am god. No, not Haruhi. I'm god of this universe! CHA! YEAH THAT'S ME, UMEKO, GOD OF UMEKOISM!

Don't take her seriously, Umeko is crazy. (Really, sorry if your offended TT^TT)

minhthu12-Present: Thanks! I try to be different. That's why I did bad traits instead of good traits. But, I'm not this mean in real life, I promise! I have about as much fighting spirit as Tohru Honda or Winnie the Pooh XD

Umeko: Glad you love me. I guarantee that you will one day be as awesome as me. That is my godly promise! Because, I am Umeko. And I am awesome as fuck. I love when people compliment me... Even god needs compliments! XD

ImDifferentYukiChan: Thank you so much! I sure will!

Umeko: God allows this new chapter to come out. It was juuuuust for you. *whispers* don't tell the others...

wolfii: I can't believe I got to the level of epic! Now that is an epic win! Huh? Huh?

Umeko: I get it! It still sucked, don't try to be funny, Author woman. Leave it to me. *cough* *cough* Thanks for reviewing Wolfii. Here, this is a godly cookie. Enjoy it. Enjoy the nothingness that I have given you. XD

Himeno Kazehito: *covers Umeko's ears* Shhhhhh... *whispers* spoilers... And... Yes! I have been compared to Black Star. Actually, when roleplaying with my friends for Hetalia and Fruits Basket, I'm Italy and Momiji! Fun Fact about BakaChan! XD

Umeko: -THE FUCK ARE YA DOIN' AUTHOR WOMAN?! GET YOUR HUMAN JUICES OFF MY EARS!

easilyaddictedgirl: Haven't read that fanfiction yet, but I most definitely will! Believe it!

Umeko: *blushes slightly* NO WAY! I don't do matchmaker! Well, wait... I am god of the world, space, time, the land, and everything in between... So it is my job to do matchmaking... But, hell if they get together. Whoopty doo. I don't give a shit if they both fall flat on their faces, or kill themselves because of the Capulets and Montague bullshit. And, NO, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO DOUG-I MEAN HINATA! *stomps off* Damn it I'm gonna need a beer after this.

But that's not legal...

Umeko: SHUT THE FUCK UP AUTHOR WOMAN! THIS IS GOD, YOUR FUCKIN' WITH!

Gueststar: I love Darkpetal! Her stories are just so amazing its CRAZY! Have you read Decaying Bluebells?

Umeko: Love me forever? Does that mean I have another minion-I MEAN-follower?

FEARFLUFFY: Thank you very much! I'm really glad your enjoying it!

Umeko: They are enjoying me, not an it. I am god! I outweigh you, spiritually, mentally, and physically! AND I'M 7!

That's it for today! Thanks for reading, and hopefully you'll review, something for me or Umeko! ^^

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Umeko: I approve of all of you. You all may be fit to be my minions-I MEAN-follower. Anyone volunteer to give their life and limb for Doug? A very, VERY important individual. If he were to die, the world as we know it would end. VERY BADLY.

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