"Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, 'millions of voices all silenced like mouses, 'watching the cowards bow toward their new QUEEN, 'these are a few of my favourite things!"I sang eerily as I trudged to the T&I building.
It was so early, I was singing. That's how bad it was.
I finally got to the building about five minutes early, and went to the front desk.
The woman sitting there without even looking up said, "Room 7, brat. And good luck."
"-The fuck, lady?! Why the hell did you call me, god herself, brat, you dirty dick suckin' skank?!" I said.
"Room 7, and you may want to hurry, brat." she said still not even glancing up.
"Why the hell don't you care, ya bitch? Care damn you!" I yelled.
She only answered with silence.
I growled, and stomped off to Room 7.
"Dirty bitch doesn't know god when she see's her. I'm god, god damn it!" I grumbled.
I opened the door to see a purple haired jonin eating dango.
She looked up at me with a glare.
"Why the hell didn't you knock, brat?!" Anko yelled.
"I didn't want to waste the energy." I said giving her a look of defiance.
"LEARN SOME RESPECT!" she yelled instantly behind me, giving me a slap on the back of the head.
"HOW DARE YOU HIT MY HEAD, WOMAN! YOU SURE HAVE BALLS TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO GOD HERSELF, BITCH!" I yelled back at her.
She was instantly behind me with a kunai to the side of my neck, it slightly scratched me making blood fall down onto my shirt.
"Where's your god now, brat?" she said.
I was silent with slight fear and shock.
No adult had dared to hit me, or scratch me.
She had balls, and frankly, she made me think of myself, and I...
Sure as hell hated that.
"That's what I thought." she said putting her kunai up.
I rubbed my sore neck.
"So, here's a stack of papers. Use this stamp, and stamp all of them. I'll be in the other room doing some torture, and fuckin' with minds." Anko said throwing the stamp to me.
I grumbled as I stamped every paper in the stack. It was dull, and not a job that suited me.
"Here I am, a superior being. And I'm stamping boring papers about who's been interrogated, and what they've said." I grumbled.
Hour after hour went by in a slow motion.
Tick.
Tock.
Tick.
Tock.
Each tick was making me get closer to deliver mass genocide.
Tick.
"Oh my me."
Tock.
"Damn it."
Tick.
"Damn IT!"
Tock.
"GOD DAMN IT, I'M HUNGRY, TIRED, AND I AM BORED! THIS IS SO FUCKIN' DULL, I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE MY DAMN LIFE! WHEN THE FUCK IS LUNCH, IT'S FUCKIN' 4:OO AND I SWEAR IF I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE BEFORE GETTING FOOD, SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE IN A HORRIBLE WAY! I SWEAR TO THE ALMIGHTY DOUG THAT IT WILL INVOLVE FEATHERS, KNIVES, FRUITS, AND A GOD DAMN PIG!" I yelled.
"You know, Umeko, the walls are soundproof. No one was able to here your screaming. The Stamp Ass Incident happened a year ago, and ever since, the walls of this room have been soundproof. So no one but me heard your screaming." Anko said.
I looked up and saw her sitting above me on the ceiling.
"-The fuck?! When the fuck did you get here?!" I exclaimed.
"Been up here for a few hours, had a nap. It was pretty relaxing." Anko said.
"When. Is. Lunch?" I literally growled at Jonin.
"Oh, it was about, 3 hours ago. I came in here and saw you heard at work and well, I waited for you to notice me, but I fell asleep." Anko said.
I dropped the stamp looking at here in pure bewilderment.
I instantly got up and began to stomp out of the room to get food.
"I'M GETTING FOOD!" I yelled about to leave, but then she was instantly behind me, a kunai up to my neck. Again.
"Will you ever get tired of doing that?" I asked.
"You missed your lunch break. Your not going anywhere until 7:00." Anko whispered in my ear.
I glared at her.
"Buuuuuut, I just happen to have some extra dango that I'm not eating. So you can have the leftovers." she said handing me a plastic bag that had a box in it.
I opened it to see a large abundance of different kind of dango.
I gave a happy smirk before sitting down and eating happily.
"DANGO! DANGO! DANGO! DANGO! DANGO, DAIKAZOKU!" I sang loudly and happily.
"OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S TORTURING A CAT!" Anko yelled crouching down with her hands over a mouth.
"Hey! I'm an amazing singer. You don't know whaaaaaaat your talking about! I'm the god of music and arts! Umeko rules you!" I said confidently.
Anko gave a grin.
"Wanna get out of this office and doing paperwork?" Anko asked.
"What?"
"Like doing some torture and interrogation." Anko clarified.
"Bitchin'! What do I do?" I asked as we walked towards another room.
"Sing a song that will easily get annoying to a S-Ranked criminal. Sing until he tells me what I wanna know, that's it." Anko said.
"Bitchin' me likey. I'm always looking for a reason to sing! Wait, do you mean that it's torture?" I asked.
"Nooooooooooooo, No way! Just he said he'll tell me what I want to know if he hears a good singer!" Anko said.
"Your lying... But, as a god, and possibly a sociopath, me likey!" I said.
We walked in a dark room that had a window showing inside of another room. There was a man that sat, tied to a chair. Anko handed me a microphone.
"When I tell you to do it, belt out a loud annoying song. That's all you have to do." Anko said.
"Yeah, kay." I said.
She walked in with cotton in her ears.
"MIRACHI! TELL ME I WANT TO KNOW!" Anko yelled more loud than she had to.
"What form of torture do you have for me now? No matter what, I won't tell you where his lab is." The man said.
"Do it, Umeko."
"BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOH! BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHH! CALL ME MAYBE! HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS CRAZY! SO CALL ME MAYBE! WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?! I'M FANCY FROM LA TO TOKYO!" I yelled mashing up the most annoying songs I remember, ending with Friday.
"STOP IT! I'LL TALK! JUST STOP TORTURING THAT CAT! TEN MILES NORTH OF THE HIDDEN MIST! TEN MILES! "
"Alright, Umeko. Your done. Go home." Anko said looking at me through the window
"Don't tell me what to do." I said as I walked away, trying to hide the smile on my face.
"Then, Ino told them to shut up! Isn't Ino cool?!" Sakura said.
"Not really..." I grumbled.
"And, I saw Sasuke again today!"
"You see Sasuke everyday..."
"AND, people actually talked to me without being mean! Ino is really helping me out! She's awesome!"
"Sakura, don't let that girl change you. Though I doubt saying this will have much affect, but she isn't a good influence. She just pities you, and eventually she will throw you away. Or you might do the deed yourself. She likes Sasuke also, if it comes to the two of you fighting over him, won't it hurt? To be rivals with your so called savior? You might as well break it off now, before it gets painful." I said.
"U-Ume... Why..." she said with her head looking down.
"What?"
"Why do you not want me to be happy? Why do you not want me to have friends? WHY! SO MANY PEOPLE WERE EITHER MEAN TO ME, OR IGNORED ME JUST TO STAY AWAY FROM YOUR STUPID WRATH! WHY DON'T YOU LET ME LIVE MY OWN LIFE! I DON'T WANT TO BE PROTECTED BY YOU ANYMORE! INO IS TEACHING ME TO BE STRONG! I CAN BE STRONG, BUT NOT IF YOU ALWAYS PROTECT ME!" Sakura yelled.
I gave her a glare.
"Sakura... She really did it." I said.
"Did what?" Sakura asked.
"She changed you... I failed. But it wasn't my fault. You... YOU... DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOUR SAYING, MUCH LESS WHO YOUR SAYING IT TO? YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR A WEEK, AND NOW YOUR GOING TO ABANDON YOUR OWN SISTER, YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD, FOR A BLOND GIRL WHO PITIES YOU! I've protected you, and I was prepared to be a sword and shield for you until you blossomed, become the person you could be. But, it appears that YOU DON'T CARE FOR ALL THAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU! CONVINCED YOU TO JOIN THE ACADEMY! FOUGHT OFF BULLY AFTER BULLY AFTER BULLY THAT CAME FOR YOU, JUST BECAUSE YOUR A WEAK LITTLE COWARD! I WANTED TO CHANGE YOU FOR THE BETTER! MAKE THE FUTURE LESS ANNOYING! NOT FOR YOUR SAKE, BUT MY OWN. Actually, really, just don't speak to me, Sakura. I disown you, we're no longer sisters. Actually we never were sisters, since I could never be related to such a weak coward." I said.
I gave a smirk as I went outside and began to train my heart out.
"UMEKO! HOW COULD YOU MAKE YOUR SISTER CRY LIKE THAT?!" Mother yelled at me.
"She did it first." I said in a deadpan.
"Honey, she's been crying since you left to train." Dad said.
'That was four hours ago...' I thought
"Oh, well isn't that a pity. Maybe that scum shouldn't have abandoned me." I said.
"Where did you get the idea she abandoned you?" Mother asked.
"It's none of your concern, Mother. She's scum to me, now. She can cry all she wants. She can die for all I care." I said.
I felt a slap across my face.
I looked at the angry face of my Mother.
"YOU PSYCHOPATH! DON'T YOU HAVE FEELINGS?!" Mother yelled.
"That's cute. You think I'm a psychopath? The term is sociopath, which I believe fits me well. I don't have many feelings. Pride, most definitely. Anger, yes, that too. But all the other feelings, happiness and sadness, I've thrown those away. Went cold turkey. Frankly, I was about to try to care about people again. I think I was even starting to think of Anko as an older sister. But, Sakura's abandonment made me remember that relationships don't mean a thing. People die, after they live. That's just what they do... And that little voice, that tells me to do good things, be good to people. That's gone too. No feelings, Mother, Father. All I want is to have a high place in life. Have it guaranteed. That's all I care for." I said getting up and leaving the table.
"Umeko, don't walk away from us!" Mother said.
"I need to be alone." I said, walking upstairs to my room.
I got on my bed.
"No feelings... No feelings... N-No feelings..." I muttered as tears ran down my face.
'Damn you, Sakura... But, your simply replaceable. And your replacements will be even better than you... You dirty bitch...'
Himeno Kazehito: She's met him. They just ignore each of like Sasuke and Hinata.
Umeko: Sasuke? He's kind of a prick... But he's good at what he does... being a prick.
minthu12- Present: Me too!
Umeko: I look fabulous no matter what. Beautiful!
Gueststar: I'm glad you've decided to join Umekoism. I'm deciding about whether I should convert or not! XD
Umeko: My faithful worshipper, I give you your... own... Higurashi Face! Have fun!
NoIdea135: I'm glad that you like it! I love rebel OC's. Not like fake rebel. Like, 'I'm acting mean but I'm actually nice and I loooove everybody! Summoning Jutsu! King Unicorn!'. *Ahem* Sorry, got carried away XD
Umeko: *spits* Renegade for Life
Easilyaddictedgirl: NARUHINA! SASUSAKU (Since Sasuke and Sakura soooooooo enjoy each other) ShikaIno/ShikaTema (I go both ways... THATS WHAT SHE SAID!) KakaAnko! JiraiyaxTsunade, UtakataXHotaru
Umeko: Wow, that's a trip back into years and years ago... I'd say, Sasuke and Naruto and Sakura having three way sex with Maito Gai watching. Enjoy that picture in your. Now to be for real, NaruHina, I was hardcore for them. Sasuke and Sakura, cause I hate them both, so they can have each other. But just to spite Sakura, I wrote some Sakura X Rock Lee fanfiction, with Ino and Sasuke being an item. If I still had that, I would give it to Sakura in a few years.
TFK-Fan118: JOLLY FUCKIN' RANCHERS! YOU READ THIS! I BOW TO YOU MULTIPLE TIMES! *on floor bowing* Sorry about that fangirl moment, but I love your My Life As series of FanFiction! They are so awesome! Anyway, to your review. YES! You make me think your cooler and cooler! People always say they like Umeko, but she's not supposed to be likable. She's supposed to be that bitch that no one likes just because she's a total sociopath. So, thank you so much for that review!
Umeko: Hmph. I don't like you either. I like your FanFiction. But your just mean!
(PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED! I'M SO SORRY! TT^TT I'LL FEEL TERRIBLE IF YOU HATE ME FOR THAT! *BOWS CONTINUOUSLY FOR INFINITY*
Then BakaChan dies in a bowing position. The End...
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Rose from Dead!
mass-defect: I like your name. I like your review. Thanks for reviewing! It means a lot, friend!
Umeko: Does this mean you'll join the religion of Umekoism?
Tough Chick: I made sure to make a longer chapter! Please don't beat me up! *waves white flag*
Umeko: Of course you want a longer chapter! More ME! GOD! UMEKO, THE GOD OF UMEKOISM! OUR SIGN IS A TEDDY BEAR NAMED DOUG! AND HE IS GREAT!
Okay, I have two legit reasons for not updating.
1. Homework/School in general.
And two, now this one's a biggie.
Sherlock.
If you've seen the show, you know what I'm talking about.
So, yeah...
Okay, I'm hungry! I'm gonna go eat some ravioli.
-Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~
Umeko: What is your opinion on the infamous Harry Potter FanFiction, My Immortal? If you have not read it, look it up on Google.