"Alright, Umeko. It's the day." Anko said.
"The day? The fuck are you talkin' about?" I asked.
"I don't see how you're gonna make it as a genin if you can barely even listen to your instructor..." Anko said shaking her head.
"I'll just make it with my superior awesomeness, and supreme godly power, of course! We've gone over this, Anko..." I said.
"Today you will be doing the test to become Genin." Anko said.
"Well, that's a thing..." I muttered.
"Umeko... Aren't you nervous, or something?" Anko asked.
"Nah... Pretty confident I can do a FREAKIN' CLONE JUTSU!" I said.
"Umeko, you shouldn't let the nervousness I know you have build up. That's how you choke and mess up." Anko said.
"Psssssssssssssh... I am NOT nervous! I'm highly confident that I, Umeko Haruno, can do JUST FINE!" I said.
"Whatever, but if when you mess up and have to go through the ungodly humiliation of screwing up, don't come crying to me!" Anko growled.
"JUST TO SPITE YOU, I'M GONNA FUCKIN' DO THE BEST! AMAZING! I'LL DO SO GOOD, THE HOKAGE WILL BOW TO ME, ANKO!" I yelled.
"It's Anko-sensei..."
"ANKO!" I yelled stomping away.
But what I didn't know at the time was that she gave a grin when she left. Because she knew I would for sure do well, just to spite her.
What can I say? My pride and rage motivates me.
"Alright, Umeko, all you have to do is make a clone, and you'll pass... Do-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Shadow clone jutsu!" I said.
Okay, don't look at me like that.
I've seen the move enough that I knew the one hand sign for it. And who WOULDN'T wanna try Naruto's favorite jutsu (next to the Rasengan or Rasenshuriken).
Three me's appeared smirking.
"Headband. Hand now, heathen." I said.
Iruka slightly twitched before handing me a forehead protector.
"Wow, she's quite talented. Learning the Shadow Clone Jutsu at 12 years old." Mizuki said.
"She's Anko's student. So, it's really not all that suprising." Iruka said.
I walked out with my chest stuck out, my nose in the air, and a confident smirk on my face.
"Umeko! You have your headband?" Hinata asked, since she was right after me.
"Yup, and it was a piece of cake gettin' it." I said.
"Weren't you nervous or something?" she asked.
"Naaaaah... I'm god, if I can't even make a simple clone, I won't even be worth my salt!" I said.
"Well, okay..." she looked down, then looked at up at me. Almost as if she was expecting a speech to get her fired up.
'Man, these people hear speeches too much. Now their expectin' it outta me. This is bullshit.' I thought.
"You'll do fine. And, if you don't graduate you might not be able to see Naruto anymore. Even worse, Sakura might try to take him from you. Worst case scenario, Naruto and Sasuke will fall in love. So, if you graduate, this won't happen." I said.
She had a fire in her eyes.
"I'M LATE!" Naruto yelled running into the waiting room. Most of the kids snickered at him.
"Tell me, do you want that to be with someone else?" I asked.
"No! No, I don't! I can win! I can do it! I CAN DO IT!" she began chanting as she walked towards the door.
I even heard the chants inside the room then I heard a poof. I heard about 30 'I CAN DO IT!'S' within the room.
Naruto walked up to me.
"What happened?" he asked.
"I created a monster." I said.
Sorry, not as long as I wanted it, but it's a short introduction do our new arc, The Genin Arc!
So, that's a thing...
Freddie4153: I did! XD
Umeko: ... (-_-) #WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Potterinu: I like it! I will most definitely think about that one!
Umeko: Neji... Hm. He is no match for I, UMEKO HARUNO! BWUHAHAHAHA!
Himeno Kazehito: Second one for Neji! (Decaying Bluebells is AMAZING!) Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Don't let her hear y-
Umeko: Vegeta ran away from me... Wait, wait, wait... HE'S MARRIED TO MEEEEE! NOT BULMA! T^T
baconofdoom: Anko and Umeko do have a cute relationship, and I really do want to have more sweet moments with them.
Umeko: My most faithful, disciple. You. Are. Forgiven!
NoIdea135: Maaaaan, you had me there for a second! XD
Umeko: You'll give me ice cream?! You are most definitely forgiven! UMEKO IS MERCIFUL! AMAZING! I'm just...
Saiyan.
Legendz25: Thanks!
Umeko: Excuse you, Author Woman! Legend over here was talking to me. Thank you, are you willing to sacrifice your life for the one known as Doug?
CaptorBlood: I was thinking about doing that. Buuuut, we have too many Neji shippers. I may just do it. I kind of like the way it sounds... What do you think?
Umeko: Doug... DOUG?! T^T ANYONE BUT MY TEDDY BEAAAAAAR! *hugs Doug*
irene193: XD Hilarious!
Umeko: Umeko, god of the world, WHILE BEING THE PRINCESS OF ALL SAIYANS! I LOVE IT!
SatsuUzumaki: I'll see if I can fit that in, somehow.
Umeko: Hm... I'll see if this affects my plan...
Tough chick: XD
Umeko: YES! GO ME! ALL HAIL UMEKO! ALL HAIL DOUG! ALL HAIL MEEEEEEE!
Gueststar: I'm glad that you enjoyed the crap chapter! XD I hope you liked the intro to the new arc!
Umeko: HA! UMEKO-SENPAI-SAMA *3 hours later* -SAN-HIME-KAMI-CHAN-SENPAI-SAMA-SENPAI-SAMA WILL NOT DIE! And I will meet Pein. He is a main pawn in my super. Secret. Plan. BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So, who can guess the super secret plan?