"Wow. My team is a couple of bitches." I commented looking at the nameless faces of my two teammates.
Okay, scratch that. One's name was Makoto and the other was Daiki.
Both males.
Both total idiots.
They were from a totally different class, Mizuki's class, I might add. And the two males of Team Four were...
"YOU FUCKERS ARE BORING!" I yelled as I waited on our new sensei.
"Oh. Is that so?" the confident Daiki said with a smirk.
"Uh. Yeah. You're a boring prick, and Makoto over here is just staying silent glaring at a window! That's not cute! THAT. IS. CREEPY!" I said thinking about a prick named Sasuke.
"SilenceorI'llkilleverythingyoulove." Makoto said quietly and quickly.
"What?" Daiki asked.
"Hmph. Jokes on you." I muttered.
Suddenly we heard a trumpet as if it was someone was announcing their arrival.
"I AM HERE!" a familiar voice sang.
"Oh, no way..." I said.
Anko jumped out with a sign behind her that said, "Your Lovely Sensei"
"Hi, Anko..." I said looking obviously bored.
"It's SENSEI! Anko-SENSEI!" Anko said angrily.
The two boys looked overly confused.
"I'm Anko Mitarashi, and we'll be seeing if I'll be your sensei, my possible Genin." Anko said.
"Anko, didn't we already become Genin?" Daiki asked.
"Nope, your little test was easy compared to what we're gonna do. Since, it's up to me if you'll be Genin or not. Frankly, your whole career is decided by me. Shall I be your sensei? Shall I send you back to the Academy? Shall I send you to the Genin Corps? Shall... That's a fun word... But your whole life right now, is all about me, and the sweet word, shall. Let's see how you'll do on this test." Anko growled.
"Let's do your stupid test. I don't know about these two morons, but I'm ready!" Daiki exclaimed.
'So this is the retarded cousin of Naruto, personality wise,'
"I'dliketoheartherulesbeforeweproceedsnakepossiblepediphile,sociopathwoman." Makoto said in his normal low, quick, and quiet voice.
'Whatever I choose to say now, might as well be my catchphrase! Nothing stupid like believe it, cause hell why do I need to believe in anything if I semi-know what's gonna happen. Nothing prick-like hn, cause who wants to sound like that damn Sasuke. CHA! Hell, I said it once, and I DO NOT wanna sound like that twig bitch Sakura. Soooo...'
"Bitchin'!" I exclaimed.
"Haha, nice to see you three all excited and all, buuuut we're not doing your test today. Tomorrow at the Forest of Death at 5:00 a.m. sharp. If one of you shows up late, heads will be rolling, and Genin will be heading to the Academy. And don't eat, you'll just throw up on yourself tomorrow." Anko said before disappearing.
'This all sounds familiar... Hm... Didn't Kakashi do something like this? What was it? Something about friendship... Right? No... Teamwork? The teamwork test thingy! I forgot what the test was, I'm god, I'm bound to forget something now and then... But, hell, it's teamwork. That's how I'll pass this measly test!'
I looked at the two retarded teammates of mine.
"I have no idea how these two will graduate... Just better pray to myself tonight. For their definite demise and failure, I mean." I said with a smirk as I walked away from them.
"PLUM BLOSSOM PUNCH!" I yelled as I punched the ground, making the earth slightly shake beneath my feet.
Oh, what? Did you think I gave up on Tsunade's move.
HA!
As if I'd let some measly awesome super power move escape my grasp.
Plus, since I figured it out ALL ON MY OWN!
I thought I might as well rename it.
I REFUSED to use Cherry Blossom Clash in honor of our resident pink haired weakling.
"Umek-k-k. MOOOOM! UMEKO DESTROYED THE BACKYARD AGAIN WITH HER STUPID TRAINING!" Sakura yelled in her annoying high screech.
"Sakura, shut up. You'll lower the IQ of the whole street." I said.
"Oh, how long did take you come up with that one, dumb ass?" Sakura asked.
"Oh it took me about as long as it took me for me to plough through Sasuke..." I said with a smirk.
Sakura's face got red, "Y-Y-Y-YOU WHAT?!"
"Just. Kidding!" I sang.
"YOU BITCH!" Sakura yelled.
"SAKURA! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT CUSSING!" Mom yelled as she ran outside.
"UMEKO WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FLOWERS!" Mom screeched.
I walked inside ignoring her angry cries.
"Well, Dad, I think I got your side of the genes." I said, as I went upstairs to my room.
"Alright, the rules are simply. Take the bells from me, you get lunch and you become my student. Don't take the bells, you go back to the Academy. Simple as that. And be prepared to come at me with the intent to kill. Because anything else will be useless. Your pretty eyes, your genjutsu, and superior godliness, won't help your asses at all." Anko said mockingly.
"I won't be mocked!" I exclaimed waving my fist at Anko.
"Mygenjutsuisperfection." Makoto said.
"HA! YOU WILL HAVE TO PROVE IT!" Anko said with a laugh.
"Bitchin'! Let's go!" I said confidently.
"Well, Makoto. Your genjutsu, was good. For an Academy student. Daiki, your Byakugan. Hm... You need to practice more, because oh my god, IT SUUUUUUCKED! Umeko, well, your fire jutsu is getting a lot better, your taijutsu is really good, those punches really stung. All in all you three did okay. But, you forgot something. Umeko, you tried to use it, surprisingly but these two idiots refused. So you two, Makoto and Daiki. You two will decide if you'll be Genin. You both have one guess each to see what you forgot. One of you get it right, you both become members of Team 4. No helping them, Umeko." Anko said.
I yawned, "Suuuuure, whatever..." I said.
"Daiki?" Anko asked.
"Errrrrrrrr..."
"Nope, err is not the answer. Makoto?" Anko asked.
"WHAT? THIS IS STUPID!" Daiki yelled. Makoto glared coldly at Daiki.
"The answer is..."
Alright guys, this chapter was testing the waters with Makoto and Daiki.
I'm undecided about these two if they'll stay on Team 4, but hell, I'm gonna include you guys, which is what I enjoy. So, I'll describe the two a little bit, and let you tell me in the reviews if they should stay or should they go.
Makoto Yamanaka is the slightly psychotic younger cousin of Ino. He has many social phobias and just phobias in general. He tries to act like a psychopath so nobody will talk to him, and he won't have to show his extreme social phobia. He's afraid of needles and sharp objects, imperfection, being touched, being alone, thunder, pretty women, crowds, and cats. I plan on just portraying him as a character with a lot of internal conflict and seeing if maybe he'll eventually be able to conquer his fears and be himself.
He's also very good at genjutsu. Him being afraid of sharp objects makes him unable to use kunai, shuriken, and any other weapon. He mostly focused on genjutsu because it didn't require for you to be close to someone, and he hoped that with genjutsu and his clan's hidden jutsu, he could avoid most human contact. He's average at the Yamanaka family jutsu, no better or worse at genjutsu. He's physically strong, slightly muscular in build. But, he's terrible in taijutsu because of his phobias.
Daiki Hyuga is going to be a smug, confident, Hyuga. He is a distant cousin of Neji and has the Curse Mark. He was never a prodigy or anything, but he's still an okay fighter. Unlike most Hyuga he is better at Ninjutsu than he is at Taijutsu. He isn't naturally talented in the Gentle First, but he can at least hit someone at Umeko's level of awesomeness. So, really he's just an arrogant jerk.
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Umeko: The dolphin man has always been a heathen! I just choose now to call him that!
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Umeko: In a few years, when the final stage of my plan is complete. And Doug, oh he's in the middle of a small harem. He's choosing between Momo the bunny and Saiyan the monkey. I totally ship him and Momo though.
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Umeko: Apparently it is... We have quite a few shippers. And then there's the Umeko/Doug ship... And then there's that one...
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Umeko: That girl is crazy behind closed doors, let me just tell you! Last time we had a sleepover, she had the idea to put purple in Sakura's shampoo. Naruto's been a bad influence on her too. Yeah, but that prank backfired because it got in Mom's shampoo bottle. Man, that shit was crazy. Mom got pissed, and shit hit the fan.
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Umeko: A psychopath and a Hyuga. Just, peachy, huh?
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Umeko: Hell yeah! I'll never change!
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Yo! Umeko here! I wanna thank my faithful followers for worshipping me!
BakaChan: *ahem* Umeko...
Okay, for 70 reviews! You guys are almost half as awesome as my godly self!
Unlike my psych job teammates and sensei.
And Iruka.
And Sakura.
And Mom...
But, I'd say your right under Doug! XD