"The answer is... Obviously, teamwork." Makoto said slowly and louder than usual.

"So you ARE capable of not sounding insane while talking. Who would of thought? Your such a-"

"FinishThatSentenceAndI'llTurnYourPreciousEyesIntoASoupyConsistancy." Makoto said glaring at the Hyuga.

"You guys are some bitches... But I guess we're a team now. But, just know this, I'm the leader of this team! I! UMEKO HARUNO! GOD OF THE WORLD, AND YOU ASSHOLES! PECKING ORDER! YOU TWO ARE AT THE BOTTOM, I AM AT THE TOP! ALONG WITH DOUG! YOU WILL NOW BE MY MINIONS! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"The hell is wrong with her?" Daiki whispered.

"WeShouldJustLetTheGirlThinkShe'sInChargeForNow,CouldBeInteresting." Makoto said quickly.

"What?" Daiki asked.

I quickly pulled out my ultimate weapon.

My trusty whip!

Don't judge me.

I, fast as lightning, snapped the wig towards Daiki's ankle pulling before he had a chance to react. Gravity pulled him down, making him fall RIGHT ON HIS ASS!

"THE HELL, WOMAN?!" Daiki yelled.

"DON'T TALK WHILE I'M TALKIN'!" I yelled back at him.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU GET MAKOTO?! HE WAS TALKING TOO!"

"I DIDN'T HEAR HIM SAY A WORD!"

"WHAT A BLOODY SUPRISE!"

Suddenly, I felt a fist on top of my head, followed by pain.

"MOTHER FUCKER!" I yelled glaring up at Anko.

"You two, ignore this one. I am your commander, boss, alpha dog, whatever. My apprentice over here is just being an idiot as usual."

"HURTFUL!"

"Anyway, we will go and do that Team Bonding thing, then tomorrow we will meet at the Forest of Death once again for early morning training. I won't go easy on you, and if you don't do good, I'll leave your ass in the Forest of Death to fend for yourselves. And I bet none of you would last."

"ACCEPT ME!"

"Did you two hear something? Makoto? Daiki?" Anko asked looking at the two males.

"Nothing at all." the boys said, giving amused smiles.

"YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLES!" I yelled.

"Ready to start your early morning training?!" a grinning Anko asked at 6:00.

We all groaned, accept for Makoto who just stared forward looking exhausted.

"Today, we will be running." Anko said.

I groaned.

"Umeko, darling-"

"Don't call me that, Anko."

"Anko-sensei! And, will you please let me borrow your whip?" Anko asked sweetly.

"Nope." I said popping with the puh sound.

"WHIP. HAND. NOW. PLEASE!"

I groaned and threw her the whip.

She gave me a smile.

She did a group of handsigns and slammed her hand on the ground.

A giant snake appeared.

"Oh shit baskets..." I said looking up in awe of this snake.

"The hell is that?!" Daiki exclaimed.

"ObviouslyASnakeYouStupidIdiotWhoGotLostTryingToGetOutOfTheBirthCanal." Makoto said quietly.

"What?" Daiki and I both asked looking at the blond boy.

Anko jumped on the head of the snake and asked it to get closer to us.

"This exercise is simple. Run fast, and don't let the snake eat you. Zuruzuru over here is starving." Anko said.

I for one took off running. But the two boys were frozen in shock and terror.

Anko leaned forward towards them, giving them her most sadistic grin before performing a slight genjutsu on them making the sky behind her red as blood.

"Run" she whispered.

The two boys wasted no time speeding off.

"COME ON ZURUZURU! DON'T THESE HUMANS LOOK DELICIOUS!? SPEED UP, GIRL!" Anko yelled before cackling maliciously.

I turned back seeing Daiki in way in front of Makoto, paler than usual. Obviously, snakes were Daiki's mortal fear.

And of course I would remember that one, since it would most likely benefit me later.

Makoto on the other hand has a total poker face on. He has no fear in his face, actually he looked quite bored despite the fact that he was in the back, he was the slowest, and the snakes large jaws were about 7 inches from his head!

"GOD DAMN IT MAKOTO, SPEED UP YOU PSYCHOPATH ASSHOLE!" I yelled.

Makoto was silent, and didn't even seem to glance my way.

"DAIKI, GRAB HIS WRIST AND MAKE HIM SPEED UP!" I yelled behind me.

Daiki also ignored me obviously only thinking about getting his own self away from the snake.

"OH GOD DAMN IT!" I yelled slowing down. Daiki didn't give me the slightest glance as he flashed past me.

I was getting closer and closer to Makoto but the snake was so close to him. I sure as hell didn't want to die.

'You stupid idiot! Just use your whip, and pull him towards you and literally drag him the hell out of there! Turn into the forest itself, and get yourself out of sight!' my mind shouted.

I put my hand to my hip and noticed my whip wasn't there.

"DAMN IT, ANKO!" I yelled.

"Any better ideas, brain?!" I asked.

I heard nothing.

"Apparently not." I whispered.

Suddenly, I remembered our conversations.

Anko asked us about our fears.

She knew Daiki was deathly afraid of snakes.

She knew that he would run forward leaving us behind.

'My god. This woman is testing me and what I will sacrifice for my team. Wow, well played, Anko.' I thought.

"OH MY GOD, MAKOTO! THERE'S A BIG FUCKING CAT BACK THERE CHASING US!" I yelled slightly slowing down getting close to him.

I hoped that this would speed him up.

But, his eyes widened and he paled to an even whiter white than Daiki's pansy self.

Then, he stopped. And the jaws of the snake were right behind him.

I grabbed his hand pulling him roughly.

"LET'S GO YOU FUCKING FUCKNUGGET ASS BITCH!" I yelled running faster and faster leaving Anko and Zuruzuru in the dust.

Suddenly, we found Daiki staring upwards at a tall stone wall. There was no climbing up this rocky wall, and there was no going around it.

We stared forward at Anko and her snake buddy.

She jumped off the snake.

"Nice job, Zuruzuru, way to scare the living shit out of them." Anko said, petting its head.

"It'ssssss what I do..." the girl snake said before disappearing with a poof.

"So! You two did well with your first exercise. So, Makoto, Umeko. You two get to on taijutsu with me. Daiki over here, for abandoning your teammates on the field, you get extreme running exercises with my shadow clone. And there will be many, many snakes involved." Anko said.

"Wha-What?" Daiki asked fearfully.

"Byeeeeee~" Anko said waving.

Suddenly, Daiki slumped over.

I gave him a bored look, while Makoto looked plain worried.

"Don't worry about him, he's just in one hell of a genjutsu. A Dream of A Thousand Fears, good one to know." Anko said with a grin.

"Now let's roll, shall we?" Anko asked.

"Bitchin'!"

"Let'sRollNow,SnakePedophileWomanAndPinkHairedChild." Makoto said.

"What?" Anko and I both asked.

Makoto looked to the ground obviously not wanting to repeat himself.

Team Four Star was officially in session.

Feel happy I updated. I just downloaded the Clannad visual novel. But I told myself I'd update before I played. T^T

BaconOfDoom: Of course, but it's kinda been decided that Makoto and Daiki are staying. And I'm glad you like Makoto! He's a cutie! ^^

Makoto: IDoNotKnowWhatToSay,I'mNotExactlyUsedToBeingLiked.

Umeko: Get used to it, psychopath, they seem to love me for some weird reason too. But, their reasons ARE COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE! I'M AN AMAZING GOD! And, feel free to claim to THE ENTIRE WORLD OF HEATHENS, that you worship the almighty Umeko!

NoIdea135: I hope so! And if I'm lucky, maybe I can characterize Daiki to where he's some what likable! I doubt it, but it could happen!

Makoto: ThankYouForTheCompliment,IGuess. ThisWillTakeSomeGettingUsedTo.

Legendz25: Well, she has the balls to call Ino a pig, so I figured, "EEEEh, why not. Could be funny!"

Umeko: FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY SHIP! DougXMomo all the way!

Himeno Kazehito: XD Servants!

Umeko: Those two aren't servants. Their useless maggots that are at my disposal as meat shields and cannon fodder! ^-^. And th-thhhhh-aaaaaaaaaaaaank yoooooo. Okay, you know what I'm trying to say. And Doug appreciates the food.

SatsuUzumaki: Those two are keepers!

Umeko: Meat shields people, meat shields.

GuestStar: I had to use Team 4, in honor of TEAMFOURSTAR! Sorry, references... XD

Umeko: Actually, she forces prisoners or her Genin team to make her signs... She doesn't have an artistic bone in her body. One time she drew dango, and I could have she drew Pikachu's face.

CaptorBlood: OOOOOooooooh, me likey! Actually, I planned on having Neji in this chapter, but Clannad calls my name! Sorry, I'm lazy! XD

Umeko: Hmph. He's a bitch too.

WHOA! 80 reviews!?

I knew I was awesome, but Me damn it!

This awesome!

I don't know how to thank a person, it's not in my vocabulary.

But, I will ask, what's your ship for this fanfiction? Since we do have more shippable characters with my bitch of a team.

Thanks for reading the script, Umeko-sama-senpai-dono-chan-chama-senpai-sama-senpai-sama.

Piss off.

But anyway, if your still for Neji and Umeko, or someone else... Tell me, please! It helps a lot with planning for the future. There won't be immediate romance, since Umeko is kind of uncapable of feeling love, and she's kind of a high functioning sociopath. With a god complex.

So, yeah, off to play Clannad now! Bye!