Last filler of this arc! Enjoy!
"Chunin Exams will be starting in two weeks. I'll be one of the proctors and very, very busy. And I won't be able to train with you. I could get you a trainer, but if you can't even train on your own, your not Chunin level. So, work on your teamwork, jutsu, summoning, and individual strengths. Here's your papers, have fun~" Anko said before poofing away leaving Team 4 dumbstruck.
"Wait… Chunin exams? Become Chunin… Make money… HELL YEAH!" I yelled happily, punching the air out of sheer excitement.
"You got that right, Ume. We're gonna beat this exam so easily. Then be big bad Chunin!" Daiki said.
"Fun." Makoto deadpanned.
"You don't seem very, well enthusiastic." Daiki said.
"I'mEcstatic. Yay." He said once again in a deadpan.
"Well, we should meet like tomorrow and train together!" Daiki said excitedly.
"Whatever…" Makoto said.
"Y'all bitches can make out together if you want. But I'm doing some hardcore, unadulterated training on my own. It will be so gruesome, anyone who see's me train will be traumatized because it will be so brutal!" I said walking away.
When I got home, I sat down on my bed and stared at Doug.
"Hm…" I said.
I heard loudness from downstairs. Hearing a 'Believe it' and a 'Loser' and a screech 'NARUTO!' Makes it kind of obvious who is downstairs.
'So, it's almost Chunin Exams… I don't want Sakura to get hurt. But I kind of don't like her… But, how will maybe training with her affect my plan? I'll still get what I'm after, and secure my rich fate. Hm…' I thought.
'I shouldn't help her. What has she done for me? Abandoned me? Then abandoned the friend she abandoned me for. She doesn't deserve the right to even breathe the same air.' I thought.
"Damn it…" I muttered, knowing I was going to do the paragon thing.
"Naruto, Sasuke. Get out." I said.
All of Team 7 looked at me with noodles hanging from their mouths.
"SHUT UP, UMEKO! DON'T TELL SASUKE TO GET OUT!" Sakura yelled.
"Oh shut it with the defensive fan girl bull shit. You all should be training and getting stronger. Chunin exams is coming up and you'll be entered." I said.
"Chunin exams? You mean a test to level up to like super ninja? Like Iruka-sensei?!" Naruto said excitedly.
"Precisely. Now get out. Sakura here has some work to do." I said looking down at Sakura before giving a sadistic smirk.
Sasuke was already gone by the time I finished that sentence, and Naruto also rushed out to get ready.
"What the hell was that?!" Sakura said furiously.
"That was me helping you. So far, all you've done is a whole lot of nothing for your team. Your not strong physically, but your mentally strong. I'm gonna teach you some moves that might help you be useful in the future. You can take my offer that will most likely impress Sasuke, because honestly he'd be the fuckin' type to like a girl for her strength rather than her personality or looks. So, take it or leave it." I said.
Sakura gave me a suspicious glare.
"Fine." She said.
"Can you include me too, Ume?" a quiet voice said from outside the open window.
I looked over from our kitchen table and saw none other than Hinata standing there.
"How long have you been there?" I asked.
"Since you came down here…" she said blushing and looking down.
"The award for the best at stalking and not getting noticed is the Hyuga princess herself." I said sarcastically.
"So you two, meet me at Training Ground 4 in about 3 minutes exactly. If your late, I'll go even harder on the both of you." I said.
"A wise man once said that in order to become a great fighter, you must be swift as a corsing river, have all the force of a great typhoon, with all strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon. I can teach you to be swift, have force, and a lot of strength. So, I'll be teaching you a move that incorporates all these, and you get to come up with a name. Because Plum Blossom Punch is mine." I said.
"Oh my god. Your teaching us that one?!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Nah, I just said I was teaching you that, why the hell would I, the great Umeko fuckin' Haruno, god of the world herself, lie?" I asked.
"You lie all the time." Sakura deadpanned.
"SHUT UP AND LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THIS SHIT. Wait… Hinata, have you done the tree exercise?" I asked.
She nodded.
"Good, then this'll be fun." I said.
The two weeks went by fast.
Hinata soon had to stop training with us because her father wanted her to focus on her Byakugan training and Gentle Fist training. And sadly, it was before she mastered it.
On the other hand, Sakura got it within a week and a half. She hadn't unveiled her new found strength to her team yet, because she wanted to be a big surprise for her Sasuke.
And oddly, I enjoyed spending time with her. Up until then we hadn't really connected after we went separate ways. While we still taunt and put down each other. I could tell that we were closer.
"No! I refuse to wear anything but my dress and shorts! And I WILL NOT CUT MY HAIR!" she said.
"Okay, seriously. Mesh armor doesn't even have to go on top of your clothes. You can just wear it under. And your red dress and green shorts is not cute. You look like a backwards Christmas tree with a pink fucking star like Patrick. If anything, this will make you look better." I said.
"Y-You really think so? M-Maybe it is about time to change my look. I've been wearing this for like months…" Sakura said looking down at her outfit.
"I'll help you find something that I can actually claim you in." I said.
Sakura gave me a glare while muttering.
"EShapasha… claim you in… shefashalkfda…"
"Bitchin'! Totally found it." I exclaimed holding up an outfit. It was a dark red 3/4th sleeve t-shirt that had black at the bottom of the sleeves, a white short fighting skirt majig (yeah I don't know the terminology, get over it), and black shorts under it. I also quickly grabbed some knee and ankle protectors and literally shoved it all at her.
"Now, put these on, your welcome." I said.
She walked into the dressing room and came out surprised.
"Wow, you picked out something that doesn't make me look stupid!" she exclaimed.
"Yeah… Go figure…" I said dryly.
My eyes now fell on some gloves that went perfectly with her current outfit.
"Now put these on, and bam, I'm a fuckin' genius!" I said admiring my work.
"Yeah, I do look pretty cool. Now let's pay for this shall we…" Sakura said.
"We? Bitch, please… I ain't payin' for shit." I said.
"Umeko…" Sakura said warningly.
"You see, the way my bank account is set up I got a checking and a savings. But all the money is in my savings, so I gotta switch it to my checking but it's gonna take three business days, I don't think it's gonna go through." I said before body flickering away.
At the house, about right when I appeared I heard from somewhere in the distance, "UMEKO YOU BITCH!"
"Huh. Well that just happened…" I said.
bacon of doom: We will see in the Chunin Exams...
Umeko: YOU GOT THE REFERENCE! Your awesome. Not as awesome as me. But awesome.
Counting Sinful Stars: It will be a unicorns and sunshine! JKJK, we will see in Chunin Exams! XD
Suntan140: She summoned a... not telling yet XD
Umeko: I ain't coming together with them bitches. Man, this ain't no Beatles song.
The Awesome Me: I love your review! XD Who knows, I may do it!
Umeko: Your not as awesome as me, Awesome Me. You wanna do an awesome off? I'll go first. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... ToT
Kathrine Yang: I tainted her! Bwuhahahahahaha!
NoIdea135: Oh, I doubt it's gonna hatch a Yoshi like Piccolo. OH TEAMFOURSTAR REFERENCE!
Umeko: I sure as hell hope it's something bad ass like that!
Tough Chick: Thanks! It means a lot!
Makoto: IPaidThemBack, Tremendously... GenjutsuIsAGreatThing... TheyStartScreaming, AndNoOneKnow'sWhat'sWrongWithThem. Beautiful, AndItBringsTearsToMyEyes...
Himeno Kazehito: Yeah! Go Umeko's Dad!
Umeko: Hmph. He's cool I guess *looking away and blushing*
Sorry I didn't do the answers last chapter, but I won't skip it again, well anytime soon. So, remember to review because Chunin Exams are starting next chapter along with a long awaited rival (Long awaited by me at least)...
And Spoiler Alert, she's like Umeko in a way... Have fun guessing! ^-^
Almost forgot! Check the BakaAndTensaiArt DeviantArt Page (link in Profile) for new pictures of Sakura and Umeko. I also made a super, super crappy trailer for this fanfiction (link also on profile) so, check it out if you want. But it kinda sucks... Just Saiyan...