Sitting down on the cliff face to wait for the crime scene techs after watching Army EVAC haul his partner's ass off the mountain, Danny seriously contemplated adjusting the settings on his 'weird-shit-o-meter'. What had started out as jaunt down McGarrett memory lane became a dead guy on a cliff, a partner falling off a cliff and a mid-air medical rescue. Nope, not even a blip.

Processing took very little time despite the fact that it was on the side of a mountain. Everyone there knew it wasn't the primary crime scene so they made quick work of gathering the scant amount of evidence and securing the victim for transport to the morgue. Danny chose to hike back down to his car rather than fly out with the body. He told himself it was because he didn't want to leave the Camaro at the trailhead.

When Danny called Chin to check on Steve, the older man was just leaving the hospital. Chin's update didn't surprise him, cause he knew his partner was a few bricks shy of a full load. For most men, falling off a cliff and shattering your forearm would warrant taking the rest of the day off. Not Steve, no never Steve. He'd sent Chin away, telling him not to worry that he'd call Kamekona for a ride and be back at HQ when he was released. Danny didn't even bother to shake his head as he hung up. Well, if Steve was going to come back to the office, Danny was going to go home and changed clothes, if only to piss Steve off.

Back in the office, Danny and Chin updated Kono on Steve's condition before they dug into the case. Kono had already identified their vic, Jack Leung, from HPD's database and they soon had a suspect. The three teammates headed for the harbor. Danny dispatched Kono to speak to the victim's family (she was the rookie after all) while he and Chin went to find their suspect.

Standing on the dock, scanning the water, Danny catches sight of their perp, "There's our boy."

Chin holds up his badge, "Sal Groves, Five-0. Cut your engines."

The thrum of motors, barely proceeds Danny, "He's runnin'. Come on, man." As he and Chin gage the distance to the boat, he can't but wonder why do the perps always run. What in holy hell is misfiring in their brains that makes them think they are going to get away, the idiots. Landing on the deck jolts Danny back to focus. Too bad the creep didn't do it. At least they get to book Groves on drug charges, having to ice his knee tonight won't be in vain.

After watching HPD and the U.S. Marshals take Jonathan Rutheford into custody the partners headed back to the office. Danny sat quietly pondering the case when he remembered the comments of the flight owner. "Huh," he said to himself.

"Huh, what, Danno?" Steve asked, his stupid bat hearing picking up the almost silent statement.

Danny sighed. Now he'd have to explain his somewhat silly pondering. "I just thinking about the what the owner of the airline service said."

"About what?" Steve shot him a quick glance.

"About how the employees are interested in the celebrities that come through and how there isn't too many of them that I would cross the street for. You ever met a celebrity?" Danny was really curious.

Steve passed a slower moving car before he responded, "I've sat through a couple of USO shows but as for meeting a celeb up close and personal, no I haven't. Have you?"

"Yeah, I have," Danny replied, "I met Bruce Willis."

"You met Bruce Willis? You, Danny Williams, met Bruce Willis?" Steve couldn't keep the incredulity from his voice.

"Didn't I just say I did? Why would I lie about something like that, Steven?"

"Sorry, man," Steve apologized. "Just seems a little farfetched. I mean he's a big celebrity. Tell me about it."

Danny took a minute to formulate his answer. "It was an undercover case about theft and mistaken identity. He thought one of my coworkers was someone he knew. Came right up and started talking to her. Blew our covers and the case."

"Jeez, thought the guy would be more astute than that. What was he like?"

"Nice enough guy, just not observant. Has a close acquaintance with Julia Roberts," Danny laughed at the memory.

Steve didn't understand what was funny, but he let it go, "Isn't she married?"

"Not sure about now, but she was at the time. Pregnant even, I think. It was comical is all."

The look on Steve's face said he finally caught on, "He thought your coworker was Julia Roberts."

"Ding, ding, we have a winner! Yeah and it caused a whole boat load of problems."

"Did you ever solve the case?" Steve wondered.

"Who are you talking to, of course we did. It just took a slightly different route than expected," Danny gloated.

"Score one for good guys then," Steve replied.

"Yeah, score one."

They'd been back to the offices for a while and were just getting ready to leave when Steve cornered him at the tech table, "So did she even resemble her?"

While Danny took a moment to savor the fact he knew Steve well enough that he didn't have to ask for clarification, Kono interrupted, "Did who resemble who?"

Steve answered for him, "Danny was telling me about how he met Bruce Willis when the guy mistook a coworker for Julia Roberts."

"You met Bruce Willis? I'm jealous, brah," Kono gushed like a school girl.

Danny smiled, "It's not like we're on a first name basis or anything, but we're cordial. Yes, she does look a little like Julia, but you'd better not tell her you think that. You'll end up with your balls on a platter."

Kono laughed and Steve looked perplexed. "You'd think it would be a compliment, not grounds for castration."

"Yeah, well, Tess isn't known for her sense of humor."

"Besides, boss, no woman wants to be told she looks like someone else, especially if that person is famous. A woman wants to be one of a kind or told someone looks like her," Kono commented with all the certainty of youth and beauty.

"Women!" the partners exclaimed, shaking their heads. Kono giggled and bailed on them.

Steve and Danny took a moment to make sure everything was locked down and shut off, then headed out the doors themselves.

Danny fell into bed that night with a sense of satisfaction. They brought Donald and Jonathan Rutheford to justice. Steve survived the fall with just a busted arm. The victim's family would have some closure. Not getting on the track, having to ice his knee and not being able to call to his brother yet, all worth it.