'Oh my god... This is such a bore…' I thought as old man Hokage was giving this big long speech about…

About…

Um…

OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT IT WAS ABOUT, I'M GOD I KNEW WHAT HE WANTED TO SAY BEFORE HE SAID IT!

HA!

Hahaha.

Ha.

Yeah, I had no idea.

And frankly, I was too busy being proud of myself. I had gotten my team through the Anko's stupid exam and did it in the most bad ass way possible.

"The first fight will be…" the proctor said.

I snapped my head up and looked at the electronic board.

Sasuke Uchiha

VS

Daiki Hyuga

I out right laughed. I got some weird looks from some of the others, but I knew how this would end.

Sasuke would knock Daiki right on his smug prick ass. And I planned on laughing.

I felt an elbow go into my ribs.

'Stop laughing. We are supposed to be serious and respectful as we support our teammate.' Makoto's voice said.

"You know, psychopath, anytime to you talk, I hear, 'Punch me, Umeko, great god! Man, I really look like a girl.'" I said mockingly to my blond haired, blue eyed teammate.

We walked upstairs and the fight began.

"Daiki Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha… You two have been selected to compete in the first bout. Any objections?" the proctor asked.

"Oh I'm exstatic about how things worked out. I get to finally prove just how better our eyes are than the lowly Uchiha clan." Daiki said confidently as he turned on the Byakugan.

Sasuke gave a glare.

"I'm ready when you are, Hyuga." Sasuke said almost sneering at Daiki's last name.

Sasuke looked like he was in pain.

"Oh look at the little Uchiha. You seem to be in pain. Want me to go easy on you?" Daiki asked.

The proctor awkwardly interrupted the insults.

"Uhhh… I didn't really say start yet… So, it's time for the first round to commence… All right?" he said.

Kakashi passed by and whispered something in Sasuke's ear before going to the top with the remainder of Team 7.

"All right… Please begin!" the proctor said before jumping back.

"Let's go!" Daiki yelled.

His hands lit up in the light blue and you could hear the buzzing of the lightning chakra in his special lightning Gentle Fist.

Daiki ran with his quick speed up to

Sasuke hitting a bunch of his chakra points, forcing lightning chakra into his body, shocking his very being. Sasuke fell on the ground.

"HA! Face down with another man beating your ass! Is it Wednesday already, Sasuke?" Daiki said mockingly.

Sasuke growled and threw three kunai at Daiki who dodged two of them.

The last one nicked his face.

"I am going to start beating you now. And I don't know when I'll stop." Daiki growled.

"Go ahead and try, weakling." Sasuke said, getting up from the ground.

Daiki gave a battle cry as he ran forward towards Sasuke with his hands lit up brightly.

Suddenly, Sasuke bent down, right when Daiki got over to him and kicked his chin straight up.

"Lost." Makoto said simply.

As Daiki flew up, Sasuke hopped up behind him.

"After this, I'll limit myself to my own special skills, but for now… It's over." Sasuke said. He poked Daiki's back.

"Dancing Leaf Shadow." Sasuke said.

Suddenly, Sasuke's eyes widened and he coughed up blood.

"Hm. Maybe Daiki's got a chance after all. Since Sasuke's kind of coughing up blood and stuff." I said.

"Affirmative." Makoto said.

The mark on Sasuke's neck got bigger and it covered half of his face, before it went away, and he kicked Daiki. But Daiki blocked it with his arm.

"Ha!" Daiki said.

Sasuke turned around in the air and kicked him again making him go straight down. Right before Daiki hit the ground, Sasuke kicked him AGAIN making a dent in the ground.

"I am halting this match before it goes any further. In other words… Sasuke Uchiha is the champion of the first battle and he advances past the preliminaries to the next level!" the proctor said.

"HEY SASUKE! YOU WON IN SUCH AN UNCOOL WAY AND YOU CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT BEAT UP!" Naruto yelled.

"And there it is." I said.

"The next fighters will be…" the proctor said as Daiki was taken to the Medic-Nin's and Sasuke went with Kakashi.

Makoto Yamanaka

VS

Shino Aburame

Makoto sighed.

"AnAburame. IWillHaveToUseOneOfMySeldomUsedStrategies." Makoto said before jumping down.

"Hm. Did Shino win this fight in canon? I have no idea. Who the hell did he even fight?" I said softly talking to myself.

"Hey, Umeko." I heard a voice said.

I looked over and saw Sakura glaring at me.

"Oh. What is it?" I asked.

"Why did you steal Kabuto's scroll? He was helping us and he didn't deserve that! Naruto is mad at you too for that, you know!" Sakura said.

"Oh your mad about that?" I asked.

Then, I laughed.

Laughed a big hardy one.

"He had two scrolls, I needed two scrolls. It was quite easy taking. He should have kept his guard up." I said.

"You… You!" Sakura was just full on glaring.

"You and Naruto don't need to get all butt hurt about it. That is how your supposed to get through the exams. Don't be such a hypocrite. You guys stole a scroll to get through the exam, we all did. So why don't you shut up, and let me watch my teammate's fight! Kay? KAY!" I said.

I looked back and saw Shino with his hand up, and Makoto was on the ground.

"I. Give. Up." Shino said quickly.

I saw an army of bugs quickly marching towards Makoto's body.

"Shino Aburame has given up and forfeited the match!" the proctor yelled.

Makoto hurried up and got out of Shino's body.

Shino fell to the ground, and his teammates we're instantly at his side.

Shino went with the medics as his team went back upstairs. Makoto took his place right next to me.

"So. Uh. Good job, I guess?" I said awkwardly.

"Indeed." Makoto said.

"IT'S CALLED THANK YOU!" I yelled.

We all heard the ding of the next contestants that'll fight.

Umeko Haruno

VS

Kankuro

My smirking face fell.

'No…'

"I forfeit!" Kankuro's voice said.

He was glaring at Mari who was hugging Gaara. And giving me a sly smirk.

She then gave me a wink.

"Then Umeko Haruno wins by forfeit!" the proctor said.

'What…'

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?"

Umeko Haruno

VS

Kankuro

"Yes! Some weak little girl. This'll be an easy win." Kankuro said.

"No! Kuroki! You have to forfeit! Umekoki will lose! I wanna fight Umekoki!" Mari said in her whining little voice.

"No way! I'm not gonna forfeit!" Kankuro said.

"B-But Kuroki!" Mari said tearing up and looking at her brother with her puppy dog eyes.

"Do it..." Gaara said glaring at Kankuro.

Kankuro stepped back and nodded nervously.

"I forfeit!" Kankuro called out.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?"

Mari gave a big smile.

She ran and hugged her Gaara.

"Thank you Gaara-ki!" she said hugging him tightly.

Gaara patted her head.

But they didn't see the evil smirk and wink she had directed towards the pink haired Haruno from across the room.

Sakura Haruno

VS

Ino Yamanaka

"Oh god this is gonna be totally dull…" I said sitting down.

'Shouldn't you be… I don't know… Cheering on your sister?' Makoto asked.

"I don't know if you've noticed or not, but we kinda don't like each other." I said.

'You obviously care about her.' Makoto said.

"In her dreams. I don't care about anybody. I care about myself, and how things turn out for me. I couldn't care less about what happens to you losers." I said.

Makoto lightly hit the side of my head.

'Keep telling yourself that, Umeko.' Makoto said.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?" I yelled at the blond boy.

He just laughed at me.

"I'm ignoring you now." I grumbled.

Both Ino and Sakura had their forehead protectors on their foreheads. And they looked stupid. JUST SAYING! Just Saiyan… HAHAHahahaha… Anyway…

"CHA!" Sakura yelled as she ran forward giving Ino a good uppercut with her chakra infused punch. It wasn't a Cherry Blossom Punch of course, because she didn't wanna kill her something. But it was still at least a half powered punch.

"I may have been a crybaby back in the day… But who's crying now? Come on, Ino, stop holding back!" Sakura said.

"If that's the way you want it, fine by me. The gloves are off!" Ino said.

"Hey, Makoto. You know what's funny? Sakura claims to not be a crybaby anymore. But last week when she fell while we were training, she totally was crying. It was hilarious." I said.

'Ino cried a few weeks ago when I beat her in sparring. Apparently the genjutsu I used on her was too harsh…' Makoto said.

Both girls ran forward trying to over power each other.

Sakura got the upper hand and punched Ino. Ino flew back, throwing some shuriken, which Sakura countered with her own shuriken.

"CHA! CHERRY BLOSSOM CLASH!" Sakura yelled running forward and punching the very ground Ino was standing on.

Ino fell back and Sakura just let her skid on the ground.

"Look at that, Ino. You obsession with your long flowing hair and superficial appearance has made you weak. And I'm about to prove that by using my full power!" Sakura said.

Ino got up and glared at Sakura.

"A-Are you making fun of me?! You've gone too far, Sakura!" Ino yelled, cutting her long ponytail.

'I never thought I'd see the day that Ino would cut her hair. She's been growing it out for years.' Makoto said.

"THIS ENDS NOW! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIPS SAY, 'I GIVE UP!'" Ino yelled.

Sakura jumped up and towards Ino.

"GOOD LUCK WITH THAT PIG! CHA!" She yelled.

While Ino was looking up and had her handsign pointed at Sakura.

She failed to see what was really happening.

The Sakura that was jumping didn't have a shadow. It was nothing but a clone.

The real Sakura was rushing forward and delivering multiple blows to Ino's stomach. As Ino flew back, Sakura jumped forward delivering more punches, causing Ino to fly back faster and faster.

Then, Ino was in the wall, she made a dent in it, and was unconscious.

"The winner of this round is Sakura Haruno!" the proctor said.

The medic-nins rushed to Ino's aid.

Sakura calmly walked up and was immediately hugged by Naruto and complimented by Kakashi.

I sighed and got up. I walked over towards Sakura. I could tell that Naruto was still pissed at me.

"So, I see you did learn something from me. You did okay, Sakura. You did okay…" I said before walking over to where Makoto was standing.

"Where are you going?" I asked.

"Ino." He said.

"Oh yeah you guys are cousins! Yeah, have fun with that…" I said.

He quickly walked away towards the medic-nin station.

I faced forward and I saw the next match.

TenTen

VS

Mari

"Finally get to see what I'm going up against." I said with a smirk.

"Better watch very closely." I whispered.

"…Begin!" the proctor said.

Mari just stood there smiling at Tenten.

Tenten looked a little creeped out by the red headed girl's smiling face.

She immediately seemed to get more focused as she jumped back throwing a couple of kunai at her. Mari smiled and didn't even move an inch. Her sand flew up from the very ground she stood on. It was a gold color with bits of black and white in it.

"Oh, Tenchi, do go ahead! Give it your best shot! I love to give the losers a fighting chance!" she said cheerfully.

"Hmph. Little Mary-Sue faker." I grumbled as I glared at her.

Tenten took out two scrolls and ran forward towards Mari. She opened the scrolls pushing them out making them go around Mari.

Shuriken and kunai flew out of the scrolls at a quick speed right towards Mari.

Her sand flew up, and it caught every single weapon that had been thrown at it.

"Tenchi~ I'm getting bored! Please do hurry up and use everything you've got! I wanna get to my part of the fight!" Mari whined.

"You brat!" Tenten said. She opened a scroll that had a katana in it.

She ran forward slicing Mari left and right, but not hitting her. She was just hitting her sand.

"Hm... Maybe you should try your nunchucks! Or your mace! Or a really big hammer! Whatever you want!" Mari said.

"DON'T MOCK ME!" Tenten yelled stabbing at Mari.

It went right into the sand. For a moment, it looked like she had stabbed Mari, but then she laughed.

Tenten pulled the sword out of the sand, the blade was bent to where it could never be used again.

"What?" Tenten whispered, looking at Mari in horror.

"Oh, Tenchi. I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to start beating you now. Okay? Hopefully we can be friends after this!" Mari said cheerfully.

Mari's sand rushed forward going right towards Tenten.

It hit her, but she didn't fly back. The sand just went right to her, and passed her.

But Tenten screamed in pain. When Mari's sand went back to her, Tenten had red scratches and slashes all over her body.

"Oh, forgive me! I forgot to tell you! My sand is special. The white in my sand is small bits of fused quartz, which is used in making glass. Very hard and it leaves a nice scratch. And the black, it's poison that will take effect in a few minutes. So the white gives you scratches making your body bleed and be vulnerable to this blood poison. It's quite the little trick huh? So, if I were you, and I actually would forfeit now so you'll have time to get treated." Mari said.

"No! I won't give up! I'm gonna make it to Chunin! OR I'LL DIE TRYING!" Tenten yelled.

"WAY TO SHOW YOUR YOUTH, TENTEN!" Lee yelled.

"Okay, very well then!" Mari said.

Mari put her hands in a very familiar position.

"Ka-"

"What the hell is she doing?" I whispered.

"Me-"

"Oh my god…"

"HA-ME-HAA!" she yelled.

A huge cylinder-like shape of sand, resembling the Kamehameha went towards Tenten. Tenten's eyes widened in fear.

Suddenly, the sand was slapped away by the hand of her sensei.

"I will not let you hurt my student!" Gai said.

Tenten was on the ground trembling.

Mari just smiled, and gave me a glance.

I saw Makoto down there, seeming to have just come out of the medic-nin station. He was staring at Mari in horror. And I could have sworn I saw his lips say, "Dragon Ball Z."

"What the fuck?" I exclaimed.

Well, that was fun. And I finally incorporated the plot twist into the main story! YES! Oh yeah... Go BakaChan GoGoGo BakaChan!

Anyway, you guys know what I'm excited about! The next filler! I got an awesome mission prepared using one of my old OC's from an old account from like I think two years ago. I once had a Mary-Sue character named Moriko Daichi, she will changed and incorporated into the next filler. And I recommend you don't look her up. Really, you'll regret ever looking it up. Beware of 12-13 year old BakaChan!

Counting Sinful Stars: Hey, I'm having a fun time PMing you... So, yeah... Hi... XD

Kyid: I'm glad your liking it so far! Or laughing about it...

Umeko: Why hello there, Kyid... Would you be interested in joining Umekoism?

NoIdea135: Your questions shall be answered... Next chapter! WAKA WAKA!

Makoto: AreYouHavingAGoodDay? *feeling ignored*

Gueststar: Did this chapter make you hate Mari even more? Mwahaha I'm an expert at making hateable characters! BWUHAHA *cough* *cough*

Umeko: Author woman, just leave the evil laughter to me, okay? And Gueststar, don't worry... As god I SHALL PUNISH HER! DIE! KILL! MURDER! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

The Awesome Me Alix: Cool, we're the same religion! Hiya sister! LOL, and sadly, I've never seen Bleach. Actually, I'm trying to get into One Piece, since Naruto's over and all... TT^TT

Umeko: Your stubborn... And I can respect that... Not really. Tolerate, but slight respect...

Hello there heathens and Umekoists! Thanks for reading. And leave a review, will ya?! Umeko OUT!

Heh heh...

Sorry about her, she's a little bit crazy... But please leave a review, and the next chapter will be out soon, kay? And don't forget to check out the new Mari VS Umeko art! And Thanks for reading! Bye!~