Frankly, the rest of the Preliminaries went pretty much according to canon. Orders changed a bit… Hinata was a little bit more bad ass… Then there was the small thing about Rock Lee not getting hurt because Mari stopped Gaara or whatever… But no one cares about that. And the fights they ended up pretty interesting.
Sasuke VS Gaara
Naruto VS Neji
Mari VS Umeko
Sakura VS Makoto
Kin Tsuchi VS Shikamaru
Yeah… NOT! Hell, I didn't really care about the other fights. Sakura was gonna get her ass handed to her by Makoto obviously, and I WOULD TAKE OFF MARI'S HEAD IN THE END RESULTING IN HER ULTIMATE DEMISE!
"Alright brat. Since Makoto is training with Inoichi and Shikaku, you get me." Anko said.
"I'm just waiting for this to be over. I have to talk to Makoto about something." I grumbled.
"Awwwww, is little Umeko getting a crush on Makoto?" Anko said teasingly.
"HELL NO YOU CRAZY BITCH!" I yelled.
Next thing I know I feel a harsh pain across my face and I'm flying backwards into a tree.
"HEY THAT HURT YOU KNOW!" I yelled.
"YOU NEED TO LEARN TO DODGE!" Anko retorted.
"YOU'RE A TOTAL JERK YOU KNOW THAT?!"
"Wanna work on some strength training?" Anko asked.
"Bitchin'." I said.
She threw me some weight bands. They were like wrist bands and ankle bands filled up with chakra making them heavy as fuck.
"DAMN! What level did you put these sons of bitches on?" I asked, as I found myself making kissy face with the ground.
"Level 8." Anko said casually.
"WHY?!" I yelled.
"Oh, I thought you could handle it…" Anko said.
"HELL YEAH I CAN! I WAS JUST CURIOUS! YEAH!" I yelled.
I tried to get up, but I was pretty much pinned down on the ground.
"Okay, your first exercise is to get up off the ground." Anko said as she sat down taking out her to go box filled to the brim with dango.
"Or just flail around angrily… Either or…" Anko said.
"Your lazy ass just wants to sit around eating dango and shit all day!" I yelled.
"Well…" Anko started.
"YOUR NOT GONNA EVEN DENY IT!" I yelled.
"Hey, you may wanna get up soon. Because I'm have to leave soon, and I'm not going to have time to take you home…" Anko said.
I tried to get my body to move, and frankly, I couldn't even lift up my hand.
"Damn it… What am I gonna do… I know!" I said.
I focused my chakra in my right arm, giving it a large increase in strength. I was able to lift it up.
"JUST A LITTLE MORE CHAKRA!" I yelled as I struggled to get up.
Finally, after a few minutes, I found myself standing.
Anko gave one of her cheeky grins as she walked up to me. She poked my forehead, and I found myself falling back.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
"Alright, now you're going to do 500 squat thrusts!" Anko said.
My arms were burning and my legs felt like they were on fire.
"Are you kidding me?" I asked.
"Nope." Anko said, popping the p.
"Why am I working on so much strength stuff?" I asked.
"You have super heavy weights on, and you're doing some grueling exercising, so with it being even more difficult than it would be before, I was thinking we could try to up your speed so that you can challenge that sand girl." Anko said.
"Yeah, I guess I'm gonna have to be really good at dodging to avoid her sand…" I said.
"Hey! You know what would help! We could work on my summoning!" I exclaimed.
"No. That won't help you at all. Speed training will help!" Anko said with a smile.
"Oh shit." I said.
"After your squat thrusts, you will sprint around the village 50 times!" Anko said.
"You're insane!" I said.
"I mean 55." Anko said looking at me as if she was daring me to say something else.
I looked at her.
She looked at me.
I sighed. "1. 2. 3…"
"Pain. So much pain." I grumbled after training. I was lying on the ground just unmoving.
"The world shall know pain. BITCH this is true pain! Pein don't know shit about training with Anko." I said.
I slowly got up, wincing with each move.
'The damn weights are slowing me down too much. But if I take these off, Anko threatened to feed me to her snake…' I thought.
I began walking towards the main part of the village.
"To the Yamanaka Compoun- WHAT THE HELL THEY LIVE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE VILLAGE!" I yelled.
"I live near here while they live at the other side that's like forever away! Forever away! Why?! Why couldn't I have been born with at least one Mary-Sue trait! Like wings… Wings would be super nice to have right now…" I thought, dreaming of flying in the sky, not having to walk everywhere.
"That'd be great…" I whispered.
As I walked to the main road, I saw a flash of blond hair.
It was Makoto Yamanaka himself, walking with groceries in his hands.
"Oi! Psychopath!" I yelled.
He stopped, and turned around. He gave a small smile.
"GoodEvening, PinkHairedWeirdo." He said.
"I-errrr-YOU-errrr-I'm just going to ignore that…" I said.
"Now, I have something to ask you. Do you know where we are?" I asked.
"Konoha." He said.
"NO STUPID! Like where as in a possible fictional world that's found in a manga?" I asked.
He gently put down the grocery bags. He felt my forehead.
"Fever?" he asked.
"NO! AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT ONTO ME!" I yelled.
I got close to him.
"Kamehameha. You said 'Dragon Ball Z' when Mari did that move during Preliminaries. Dragon Ball Z is an anime. It doesn't exist in this world, so I've worked out that you're like me. You know where we are. We're in the anime world of Naruto." I said.
His eyes widened.
"I-uh-I…" he just looked at me with huge eyes.
"Wow… So I was right… Humph. Feels good to be right." I said.
"I am from the real world where all this is a manga. But, I know nothing about Naruto or Shipoden. I just liked One Piece and Dragon Ball Z. And a few girly shows here and there." Makoto said slowly.
"It's Shippuden. And… Seriously? One Piece?" I asked.
"I like One Piece." Makoto said with a blush looking down.
"Wait! Is that how you knew what was going to happen during Chunin Exams?" he asked.
"Yup." I said.
"Oh." Makoto said.
There was an awkward silence.
"Soooo… Yeah… I think I'll be, you know, going home and stuff…" I said.
"Y-Yeah, me too. Aunt Madoka is waiting on some ingredients for dinner so… Yeah, bye." He said.
I began trudging my way home.
"I have an idea!" I said.
I painfully put my hands in the one hand sign for this classic move.
"Shadow clone jutsu!" I said.
Another me poofed next to me.
"Carry me home, other me!" I said.
"I am god! You can't tell me what to do!" she said loudly.
"Are you questioning god?" I asked, glaring at her.
"Are you?" she asked giving me an identical glare.
"Bitch." We both said at the same time.
"Hey, Umeko! Mom said to hurry up and come home!" Sakura yelled form down the street.
"SAKURA! DO YOU HAVE ANY SALVE ON YOU!?" I yelled.
She ran over to me.
"I don't have any on me, sorry Ume." She said.
"Sure as hell better be…" I grumbled.
We both walked home together.
"Hey, Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi-sensei are all coming over for a mandatory team dinner before we all go train." She said.
"Oh great, the whole Potpourri of Pathetic for dinner. Joy…" I said sarcastically.
"You're a really rude person you know that?" she said.
"I prefer truthful and always in the right." I stated.
"So, I'm going to be training with Kurenai-sensei to prepare for fighting your teammate." She said trying to make conversation.
"Perfect. Hopefully she'll make you a bit stronger. Make sure to work on Genjutsu and Taijutsu. It'll help a lot." I said.
"Thanks, Ume!" Sakura said with a smile.
"For what? I didn't do anything." I said looking away.
"Ume! Are you blushing?! Awwwwww!" Sakura said mockingly.
"YOU IDIOT! I AM NOT!"
"Are too…"
"AM NOT!"
"Are tooooo~"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yelled angrily.
As we walked we were silent for a few minutes.
"You know you care about me!" Sakura sang.
"AND THERE IT IS!" I yelled, stomping forward, quickly trying to go ahead of her to get home. I ignored the sharp pain that came with each step.
"I'M HOME!" I yelled.
"We're home!" Sakura called from behind me.
"Dinner's ready!" Mom called from the kitchen.
We both sat at our respective spots at the table. The door almost immediately was beaten on.
"I'll get it!" Sakura exclaimed running to let her team in.
"Can I get my plate now?" I asked Mom.
"Not until our company has gotten their plates!" Mom snapped.
"It's just the potpourri of pathetic. It's not like the Hokage and his grandmother are coming over." I grumbled.
"Hiii~" Naruto said loudly as he walked in. Sasuke came in silently holding the mark on his neck.
"Just get your damn plates!" I exclaimed.
"Umeko!" Mom and Sakura both said.
"Errr…" I growled.
I sat there awkwardly as the Sakura and Naruto did most of the talking. Mom was literally almost pushing Sakura closer to Sasuke. She apparently wanted some Uchiha grandkids. Well, at least she didn't expect them from me. Seriously, imagine what kind of children Sasuke and I would make.
No.
NO!
NO!
"Hey Umeko, who are you training with?" Naruto asked me.
"Anko-sensei…" I said.
"Really? The psycho lady who scratched me?!" Naruto exclaimed.
"She's my sensei. She's been training me since I was a kid." I said.
"Not surprising." Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke all said at the same time.
"Humph." I said turning away from Team 7.
"Sorry I'm late! It got dark and I couldn't see. So I had to feel my whole way here!" Kakashi said.
"Oh hi, Mr. Kakashi sir! Please sit!" Mom exclaimed.
I leaned over to my dad.
"Why is Mom such a schmoozer?" I asked.
He shrugged.
"So, Mr. Kakashi! Would you like some sake?" Dad asked with a smile.
"Oh great, Dad's bringing out the sake. HEY, uh, GOING TO MY ROOM NOW. KAY BYE!" I said wanting nothing more than to avoid Dad's drunken state. Let's just say, he goes party animal. I'm talkin' dancing on tables and trying to teach me how to dougie crazy. And the dougie doesn't even exist here!
Once I rushed up to my room, I jumped onto my bed next to Doug the Bear.
Exhaustion quickly took over, and I found myself facing sleep.
Filler chapter! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay... Next chapter, I'm gonna try to get all of the Invasion of Konoha!
Invasion of Konoha! Now with an epic showdown! Rivals! Heroes! Villains! Ass Kicking! Umeko VS Mari! Tune in next time to Renegade for Life!
I don't know where that was going...
Oh well...
Bacon of Doom: I don't know what's gonna happen. I'm just your loyal authoress that just types what Umeko yells in my ear... Who knows... She may fight Kankuro, one day.
Umeko: I'd kick his ass. And his puppet's.
demi-lion-ninja-scythe-mage: I hope you got what to asked for :) Oh how I love making Dragon Ball Z references... Fun fun fun!
Umeko: I did talk to that psychopath. Maybe I should include him in my ultra secret plan. TO GATHER THE DRAGON BALLS! Just kidding. Those don't even exist here~
Tough chick: Why thank you! Thank you so much, it means so much that you
Umeko: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLS
BakaChan: I'm trying to thank our loyal reviewer!
Umeko: Thanks. There your done. Now shut the fuck up about this sappy shit.
BakaChan: One of these days, I'm going to blow up on you. And there will be blood.
Umeko: Ha! I'll be waiting!
NoIdea135: Uuuuuuuuh... Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyannyannyanynanyan... *looks away guiltily* I-UH-HAVE-UH-NOTHING PLANNED THAT WILL BRING TEARS AND SADNESS-UH-NO-UH-UH!
Umeko: Stop with the stuttering or I'll bring out the rubber bands!
BakaChan: ...
The Awesome Me Alix: I'm having fun roleplaying with you!
Umeko: Hey, you know what? I might just show up while your role playing and kick Author woman's ass! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kashlazy: I don't remember if I mentioned anything about that above. But if I didn't it'll be in The Makoto Chronicles, the side-story for RFL. Thanks for the reviews, newbie! Because I just assume your a new reader (Thanks for reading by the way! Even if your not new!)
NoIdea135 (again): WHY DID YOU HAVE TO READ IT!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~
Umeko: Yeah, hard to believe Author Woman sucked that bad. She sucks now, but god damn. Glad she didn't create me to end up like that chickLegendz25: Who? Mari!? She ain't shit. Hell I'm gonna beat her smug ass! THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO AIR IT ON THE NINJA NEWS! BECAUSE IT WILL BE SO BRUTAL!
GuestStar: I hope you enjoy you being correct! XD
Makoto: IKnowNothingOfNaruto... I. Like. One Piece.
There are some fun facts that I've been wanting to share with you guys about the characters of this story, okay? Hope you like!
Makoto's One Piece obsession is based off of Iruka-sensei from Ninjabridge on Youtube.
Umeko's theme song is officially Honey We're Going Down Swinging by Fall Out Boy (Read the Lyrics)
Mari was made to make fun of all the Mary Sues out there, but I also wanted her to be partially realistic since I'm trying to make some semi-realistic characters.
Daiki is the hardest person for me to write.
I feel awkward when I try to write as Anko.
Mari was at first in an all pink get up (similar to Aome Higurashi off of DeviantArt) with blond and pink hair.
I didn't plan on giving Umeko her massive God Complex.
I find myself becoming more and more like Umeko in my day to day life. It's terrifying.
My friend called Umeko a mix of Vegeta and Frieza (Team Four Star Versions)
Their Team number, Team Four, is in honor of Team Four Star on YouTube!
So guys, thank you so much for reading, and hopefully reviewing. Going for 195 reviews, if possible! 190 at the least. Can you guys help me get me goal please?
One more thing, be sure to read/follow The Makoto Chronicles, the side-story for Renegade for Life! It follows Makoto through his life! Yeah... Shameless self advertisement! Dadadadada~
Thank you guys so much for reading, and may Umeko send you much fortune and happiness!
NONE GOES TO SASUKE OR THAT DAMN MARI! SO CHOKE ON THAT! BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~