A/N: I'm glad that some of you like this idea of mine, even though it is crack.
"Alright Russia and Prussia, you two have letters today." England said as he handed the two countries their letters.
"Why would anyone write to me, da?" Russia said as he opened his letter and grabbed paper.
Dear Russia,
Where did you get your pipe from?
~gintama200
"Why would you want to know something like that?" Russia said as he started writing on the paper in front of everyone.
Dearest gintama200,
Well I guess you could say that I have my ways of getting what I want. Anyways my pipe comes from my houses bathroom sink.(the bathroom that I don't use of course.) now I have a question for you, will you become one with Mother Russia?
~Russia
"There I think that should do it, yes?" Russia said, handing England his letter.
"THE AWESOME PRUSSIA HAS ALSO GOT A LETTER!" Prussia said, opening it and reading the letter while scribbling on a piece of paper.
Dear Prussia,
Why do you always annoy Hungary and Austria so much?
~gintama200
'KESESESE~ that's an easy question!'
To the awesome gintama200,
Well that was a very east question. The reason why I want to annoy those two is because I like to see Hungary get angry at other people and me. Now with Austria, well that is just to fun! Kesesese~ he is so easy to get angry and I like to see him play that stupid piano he has when he is angry!
~The Awesome Prussia
"Here take my awesome letter!" Prussia said loudly and left the room to go drink his beer.
"Alright so I have both of the letters and will send them soon. Hopefully we keep getting letters from the people out there." England said as he sat in his seat and waited for Germany to start the meeting.
