Complete foolish crack, our trio have a "Thor" marathon.

2.

It is another movie night on The Enterprise and Kirk and Bones are already somewhat inebriated, Bones so much so that he is slumped across a table, barely paying attention to the movie, but mostly swinging the remnants of a bottle of Saurian brandy around in a rather dangerous manner. Kirk is only slightly better off –

"Go Thor!" he yells – "Swing that hammer!"

"Hurr hurr!" yells Bones – "HAMMER!"

"I fail to see what is so amusing about the word hammer doctor" sighs Spock.

"That – Spock –o is because you tragically failed to watch Dr. Horrible with us last week." Says Kirk immensely importantly.

"THE HAMMER IS HIS PENIS!" yells Bones.

"Yes thank you Bones" says Kirk. Spock sighs deeply.

"Chill your beans Spock – and why do you keep looking so sad every time something bad happens to Loki?" frowns Kirk.

"I – sympathise somewhat with this character" says Spock.

"Spock you do know he's like the villain right?"

"He suffers from terrible feelings of displacement, a stranger in his own world – neither one thing nor another –" says Spock thoughtfully – "I empathise."

Kirk looks at Spock fondly and a little sadly, wondering if now is the time to say something emotional but struggling through the alcohol induced haze –

"Spock –" he says slowly – "Kinda really wanna hug you right now."

"If you – wish Captain" Spock frowns but a ghost of a smile flickers in his face when Kirk drags him into a drunken hug.

"Get a room!" yells Bones.

"We are – in a room –" starts Spock.

"Not this room!" wails Bones.

They return to their Thor movies marathon, making it through the first and "The Avengers" with no further mishap other than Bones being sick and falling asleep in it halfway through "The Avengers". Eventually they clean him off and he is halfway awake again in time for the second half of "Dark World".

"I have decided" Spock says halfway through the movie, and under the influence, by now of a medium amount of chocolate – "That I understand the human practice of "Shipping" fictional characters"

"Oh yes?" Kirk raises a teasing eyebrow – "Do go on."

"I believe it has been a common practice amongst human fans for some centuries now to avidly follow the relationships of various fictional characters and often to write "Fan fiction" about them – some of it highly graphic" says Spock – "I admit I never quite understood the practice but I believe I have just worked it out. I think I have found as you would say – "My OTP"".

Kirk looks at him delighted (he's been trying to explain the merits of fanfic to him for years) –

"Spock I'm impressed" he beams – "I must say I don't see it myself but I'm glad you finally got there."

"Don't see what Captain?"

"Meh Spock, not to shit on your ship but Thor and Jane just don't really do it for me" Spock makes an actual expression of horror at him –

"Captain! I am frankly appalled – I was referring to the pairing of Thor and Loki!"

"EWWWW!" yodels Bones, who does not respect other people's ships – at least not when inebriated – "Tha's disgushting! They're brothers!"

Spock beams at him, heavily chocolate intoxicated by now –

"HE'S ADOPTED!" he whoops, disproportionately delighted by this fact and the chance to impart it to others. Kirk smiles goldenly and pats Spock on the shoulder –

"I love you Spock" he sighs, shaking his head.

"You ship this ship too?"

"I ship it. In fact – THIS SHIP SAILS ITSELF!"

Bones rolls his eyes –

"You two sicken me" he sighs and passes out again.

_x_

I should probably explain a little – a little while ago I woke up in the middle of the night with the random realisation that came with utter delight – that Loki was adopted and therefor it was okay to ship Thorki. Hence this fic – also I love the idea of them being Spock's OTP. I bashed that fourth wall. Bashed it good.

This is probably also the time to admit that I may shortly dabble in a little Thorki….but fear not it will not touch this my OTP, I have so many more Spirk ideas to go!