"Alright so England, America, and France have letters today." Germany said handing the letters out.
"Awesome!" America cheered as he opened his letter and began to read.
Hey Dad,
Hey it's me Hawaii! Moscow really isn't that bad a person but for some reason I really hate her. She calls us by our State and City names. She doesn't fight with fists but with nasty little tricks. The first day we met she was talking to Alaska about how Russia was doing and something overcame me and I pushed her into the pool, that night (I know it was her despite what everyone else says) she came into my room and opened my bedroom window and that morning my room was covered in bugs!
~Hawaii
"Well this is interesting." America said grabbing paper and writing quickly.
Dear Hawaii,
If Moscow isn't that bad then why do you get angry at her? I'm glad she doesn't hurt people physically, but would like for you to try and work on your friendship with her. I know ever since the cold war Russia and I have been a little tense, but that doesn't mean that you two can't be friends. If I ever hear that you pushed Moscow into a pool again, I will come and visit you, id that clear? I'm trying to be more responsible like England told me to, but I want you to call him Iggy! Also all this fighting is getting on Russia's nerves and he is becoming very tense, he keeps staring at me and asking me to become one with him. (Of course I said no, I don't like him like that, ya' know?)
With love and Hamburgers,
~America
"That should do it, I think?" America said shoving the letter in his pocket to mail later.
"I guess London likes to write her father." England said reading the letter in a whisper.
Dear Father,
D.C. is really nice but serious, and doesn't like slackers. Which makes me wonder why he likes Moscow. Yes I would love to be able to eat some of your scones when I come to visit. The reason why D.C. doesn't eat McDonald's burgers is because Moscow makes the best burgers you will ever taste and they are low in fat, which makes them even better.
Love,
~London
"Oh boy, love problems."
Dearest London,
I am glad that D.C. takes things seriously, but still the burger part bothers me. As of why he likes Russia's child is anyone's guess. I heard that France's child, Paris has the same problem, you know with liking Moscow. I'm glad you'd like some of daddy's scones! I will make as many as you can fit in you!
With love,
~England
"Wow he is telling me something I already knew." France mumbled reading his letter.
Papa,
Was I really that obvious even over a letter? Oui, Moscow can be nasty, she has anger issues like her father, but that is outshined by her kindness and caring heart. Oui D.C. does have a crush on Moscow, but I am worried, it has been tense between those two since the Cold War but she has been warming up to him faster and faster. Also girls don't always hide who they fancy isn't always the case, with Hawaii, well she seems to obsessed with having Dublin marry her. I think he is scared of her.
~Paris
" I will answer with pride!"
Dear Paris,
Yes, you were very obvious in your last letter, which made it kind of fun to write back to you. I have heard that Moscow gets her temper from her Russian father, which scares me a little. If you say that is what masks the dark side, then so be it. I will not be one to tell you differently, unlike England does to America. If they have been tense, then why don't you just swoop her off her feet now? I'm sure that D.C. hasn't tried much to get her attention, mostly because he is American. Yes that can be the case sometimes with women, but please do tell, who is this Dublin guy Hawaii fancies? Tell her to lay off of Moscow for a while, Russia has tried to rape America about seven times already because of these fights Moscow and Hawaii have been having. (That scares me too!)
Love you my son,
~France
"With all letters out of the way, I would like to start the meeting. Russia quit trying to rape America already!" Germany boomed through the meeting room, which signaled the start of the meeting.