YO!

so...

there's not really an excuse for how long this has taken.. especially since this shouldnt be the update it should be

but hey

Here's one i will probably elaborate with

Welcome back to the Crazy train guys! We're back in town!

The Cab - Angel with a shotgun (version 1)

Emerald green eyes flicked from the globe to light green eyes.

"I'm sorry! I.. I didn't think-"

"You get that right! Yer didn't think. Yer never think. Yer jus a disgrace ter everyone. Yer tribe, yer friends, yer dad-" the 6 foot Pooka had been advancing slowly toward the smaller male, a glare sprayed across his face as a pale hand touched the black leather on Hiccup's shoulder.

"Don't you dare talk to Hiccup like that. One more word Aster, I swear..." Frost danced across the darkened leather armour, and barely concealed rage danced in ice blue eyes as the lagomorph redirected his gaze to the frost spirit.

"Yer only sticking up fer 'im 'cos yer know I'm ri-"

*Smack*

Jack's fist flew out, and connected with furred flesh, Bunny stumbling backward and ending up on the floor. Toothiana fluttered forward, her small hands over her mouth in horror.

"Jack!" A pale appendage was jabbed at the downed rabbit, and a fire danced in Jack's eyes.

"I warned you. Back the hell off fur ball or a black eye will be the least of your problems." A tanned hand grabbed at Jack's blue hoodie, before recoiling slightly, Hiccup's eyes glassy as he spoke.

"Jack stop! Just stop. I... I need to go. Don't... Don't follow me."

Hiccup turned, and all but jumped through window as Toothless transformed from the harmless black cat that had been perched on the windowsill.

"Hic!" Jack ran forward, cursing how he hadn't picked up his staff to chase the autumn spirit immediately. He flinched as a large hand came to a rest on his shoulder, gently pulling him back.

"Tis alright Jack. Let him blow steam. He'll come when he is ready." North's voice did little to soothe the seething teen as he stared after the other.

Bunny shifted on the floor, sitting up slightly and cupping a bleeding nose as he glared daggers at the frost teen.

"The hell is wrong with you frost?"

When Jack faced the Pooka, Bunny felt a jolt of fear flash through him with the look of pure and utter disgust directed at him.

"No. The fuck is wrong with you?!" Aster's eyebrow rose slightly. Well. That was new. Tooth frowned and admonished him.

"Jackson!"

Bunny, however, paid no attention to the fairy queen, feeling very much like a prey in the eyes of a predator with the way Jack was staring at him, each step calculated and every movement jolted, as if he were refraining himself from just running at him. When Jack spoke again, it started off level and cold, emotionless almost, with only anger identifiable.

"You just love to dig the knife in don't you! You just love to make people feel like shit! Well enough is enough!" Jack's hand sliced through the air as he stopped, his foot flicking his staff to his hand, before pointing it angrily at the surprised rabbit.

Blue energy crackled over it but none leapt out at him.

"You just hurt the most important person in my life and I don't care what your damn Pooka pride says! You will not speak to him like that! When I find him," Jack leaned forward, balancing on the tips of his toes to get even closer, pure fury in his eyes, though his voice had taken a frighteningly calm tone to it. "And I will, you'll fucking apologise and mean it, or else I'll skin you alive and personally hang you on the wall!"

Bunny shivered as the room temperature dropped slightly, and ice began to form on the floor around the winter prince. North stepped forward and gently took Jack's arm, pulling him up, though the frozen glare directed at the Pooka did not waver or shift.

"Jack! Calm down."

The winter spirit nearly growled as he wrenched his arm from the older guardian, the icy glare directed at the guardian of wonder now, though not as intense. Jack knew what the main attraction for his rage was and it wasn't North.

"No! He's no better than Pitch! Hell, Pitch has said nicer things to Hiccup than him!"

North paused, choosing his next words carefully, his interest piqued by the comment.

"Ve understand you are angry, but threatening team mate-" North was cut off by a scoff from the youngest team mate, as his staff cut through the air, blue energy dancing over the wood, yet still not flying out at a target.

"I'm not part of this team until he apologises. It's for his good, not mine." The cold edge to Jack's voice had returned and Tooth flitted forward.

This Jack was not their Jack. There had to be a reason for this reaction. She wanted to move closer to him, but his eyes darted to her, and she nearly fell from the air. His gaze terrorised her.

It certainly made her aware winter was not all fun and games.

"Please, sweet tooth, you don't really-" Jack cut her off as he moved suddenly, turning to face her fully, his staff pointing behind him to the floor, knuckles white with the grip he had on his one possession.

"Yes Toothiana I do fucking mean that. Now if you don't mind, I have a spirit to find. Contact me when this..." Jack's hand gestured to the guardian of hope before a disgusted look covered his features and he snarled out the rest of his sentence. "This creature has decided to apologise to my boyfriend!"

The spirit of fun turned to the window as the Guardian of hope sat up properly, his hand moving from his aching face and he paled slightly, Tooth gasping, while North remained silent.

"Your b-"

*Slam*

The window slammed shut as the youngest guardian shot out into the icy tundra, a blizzard picking up around him, and the three guardians looked to each other before Bunny spoke up.

"Bloody hell."

Hiccup let the tears flow as soon as he was sure he was far enough from the great winter structure, his hands gripping the saddle as his body shook, Toothless warbling in worry as he glanced back at his rider. The autumn spirit didn't reply, and just continued to let the tears fall, and the snow batter his hair. Sobs continued to tear from the boy when the black dragon swerved violently to the side, before dropping suddenly. Hiccup's head flew up, cheeks flushed, with tear stains marking his flushed skin.

"Toothless!" The spirit choked out, only just to look around and see a raging storm around them, snow battering at them from the sides, when suddenly something rammed into their side and the dragon plummeted, the tension from the fin suddenly gone causing Toothless to screech for his rider, before everything went black. A flash of green and black was spotted, before the great Night Fury passed out.

When he woke, Toothless immediately noticed he could hear someone. Which didn't make sense,since Hiccup had told everyone not to follow him (a terrible idea he had to admit), but it seemed as if someone had disobeyed. For once in his incredibly long life, Toothless was happy to spot the flash of blue and brown that made up his rider's mate. The dragon made to get up, before warbling in pain as flashes of agony shot up his side. His movement seemed to have alerted the Frost prince to his whereabouts, as the blue eyed boy was by his side almost immediately.

"Toothless! Whoa! Stay still dude you're ble-" the winter spirit stopped before blinking at something in his hands.

The Night Fury blinked, shifting to get a better look, as there was a sudden calmness around them. The snow that had been falling heavily just stopped and any resemblance of wind dissipated.

Toothless nearly roared when he saw the green fabric spattered with blood in the frost spirit's pale hands, and time suddenly seemed to speed up. The wind whipped around them in fury, and snow suddenly pelted their sides, the ice and snow helping to sooth Toothless' burning side. The Dragon watched as the winter spirit seemed to lose any and all emotion from glacier blue eyes, when he turned it to spot black sand caught on the fabric.

"Son of a bitch."

Toothless' ears shot up at the words and Jack looked at the Night Fury.

"Pitch has him. I… I'm sending you back to the pole and I'm getting Hic." Toothless shook his head.

"The more who go, the better chance we have of getting him back."

Jack blinked as the dragon's words drifted through his head, before looking at the wound on Toothless' side, then to the fabric in his hands.

"If Hiccup saw you injured he'd blame himself. Then he'd punch me for letting you come for him when you're clearly hurt. I'm always told I don't think things through, but here I am. No Toothless. You're going to the Pole, and you're going to take this with you," His hand held up the green fabric in front of the stunned dragon. "And you're going to tell the others that they are to wait one day. After that they go to Jamie who'll know where the entrance to Pitch's lair is. Only then can they come after us. That is, if we're not back by then."

Toothless blinked before looking at the fabric in Jack's hands.

"If you or he doesn't make it back, I'll kill the other myself. He cares about you Jack."

Jack himself blinked, the Night Fury had never used his actual name before.

"Much more than he lets on. And I know you do too. Do not make me kill you because he's not coming back."

Jack smirked slightly and looked down.

"I promise Toothless. Hiccup will be coming home." A hand slipped into his blue hoodie, and Jack pulled out a snow globe, which swirled with different colours, and held a scene of the pole.

"See ya soon bud." Jack handed the fabric to Toothless, who held it gently in his paw, the dragon crooning at him before disappearing in a flash of white, and Jack was stood by himself. The calmness seeped from his face, and was replaced by complete and utter rage.

"Pitch wants a fight? He'll get one." Ice crept along jack's arms to create armour of some sorts, before he shot up into the air, faster than he'd ever flown before, and headed toward Burgess. "Either he or I won't see the end of the week."

Cerulean eyes glanced up to the moon.

"I swear it."

So yeah! Not the longest... or most interesting..

But! on the other hand, there should be another update for the Game AU pretty soon

(AKA when i get to 10,000 words [im at just over 8,000 now so not long!)

This one is beta'd

Thanks to Melting Angels

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