Fifty Shades of Grey
"Scotty what the hell is this?" Kirk uttered in utter disgust, as he came in for movie night late that week. Scotty did a double take; looking at the film he had put on in horror –
"Woah!" he exclaimed – "That is nae Big Hero Six!"
"I'll say it's not Mr Scott – get that horror off my screen!"
"Going off, right away sir!"
"In fact – throw it out an airlock!"
"Already done Captain!" Uhura announced proudly as Big Hero Six started playing merrily on the ship's cinema screen.
"Phew" Kirk sank into his seat in relief – "We'll have no more of that on my ship damn it!"
"Might I ask what the issue is with the previous movie Captain?"
"No Mr Spock you may not."
Uhura told him. She told him at length.
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50 Shades is the biggest pile of awful ever made. That is all. Such a horrible thing would never be tolerated on The Enterprise I am entirely sure! Seriously, I'm at the point of no longer even wanting to go through all the problems of it to people, ergo, that is all I shall say at this time. Throw all copies ever out the airlock says I. :-)