A/N: Yay, another chapter! I'm really happy to be able to post today. I love making other people happy with my stories. This one is from klop's request. Pretty nifty I should say. But I don't know what you guys will think. It's mostly Toothless centric. But of course the main plot is Hiccstrid. Okay, for review replies,

digeridont: Is Hiccstrid a female only ship? Because I don't think so. I really think it's a wonderful pairing and not too sappy either. They're perfect for each other. I don't see why boys/males shouldn't read/write/love the pairing. In fact, I thought that boys would loved it more since it taught them that the loser (or useless) can still win from the others, and get a gorgeous girlfriend too. I guess it would've been great if there's some people like them. But this answer doesn't mean I'm a boy. You still need to guess :D

DOOOOOOM Lord of Waffles: You bet it will. 'cause I have Hiccup's dramatic flair. Hahaha... Love your support!

ZefronsAngel: You're right. I'll be really ecstatic if they're really engaged (which I think there's a high chance of that). But it's also possible that Stoick said that to encourage his son marrying her. I like your opinion though! I really wish they'll be married in the triquel. I love those two so much.

Guess that's all. And I'm calling for Cyclone20 again, hehehe... Please give me your review about the story! And can I consider you as my friend? Hahaha, you must think that sounds stupid. Well, Read and Review!


Summary: Hiccup and Astrid goes on a double date with Toothless and Stormfly while they act as their bodyguards, sort of. How will it look like from Toothless's point of view?

Disclaimer: I do not own How To Train Your Dragon, it respectfully belongs to Cressida Cowell and DreamWorks Animation Studios.

Crazy

The sun appeared on the horizon. Gleam of lights entered the room through the small window, coloring the dimly lighted place. The fabulous day started with sounds of Terrible Terrors singing. Note the sarcasm in there.

Ugh- What a terrible noise. Hence their name. I clasped my ears flaps with paws, or whatever you call it. I cocked my head upwards at the voice of my human. Yep. He had awoken alright, just needed a little push. I walked slowly towards his comfy pad which most humans called bed. Once I reached there I nudged my head on his shoulder.

"Mmmfff- Five more minutes, dad!" He groaned. I couldn't entirely understand his, or other human's language but I can interpret his sentence that he doesn't want to be awake yet. I crooked my lips to a frown with slight irritation. The last thing I want is to miss my- our, routine morning flight. I nudged him again. And again. And again. Then I got frustrated and stomped on his stomach. He flinched in pain and shot upwards. Finally.

"Argh- Toothless, why would you do that?" He clutched his middle body part and uncovered the strange lining that was used for sleeping. I frowned again and leaped onto the rafters.

"Oh come on Toothless. I had a rough day yesterday. I need much rest. I promise you'll get an extra basket of fish. But just let me sleep the rest of the day off" He shut his eyes. I grew more bored but I knew he had a really tiring activity the day before, so I let him do his way this time. I cooed deeply and slumped back to my sleeping rock. I was about to drift asleep before a knock on the door woke me, and my rider up.

Knock, knock. My rider didn't respond. The door continued thumping.

Thud, thud. He still haven't budge. In fact, he covered his ears with his soft thing for his head.

THUMP, THUMP.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF THOR- COME IN!" He shouted exasperatedly. The door opened slowly. My human boy looked surprised and immediately fixed himself up and dusted his tunic. With a quick fastening of his metal peg-leg, he looked like he had been awake since hours before.

I expected to see the bulky and gigantic man he called father, or dad. But I was still wondering what my rider can relate to that man. It's like looking at a round mug and a piece of toothpick. Oh who am I kidding, the world is strange. My rider is strange. I chuckled. Okay, back to the door. There stood a beautiful female, blond hair, lithe frame, axe on her back, headband on place, creamy skin, a pair of sapphire blue eyes. Hmmm, reminded me of someone I know.

"Hey Hiccup. Wanna go to the cove?" I wanted to snort at her futile attempt, but my rider's reply made my jaw dropped.

"Sure! Let's go right now" My eyes widened. Really? He rejected my offer for flying, yet agreeing with her to go to our special place? Huh, gotta admire her charm on him. I glared at my rider and swatted the back of his head using my tail. He looked back at me annoyed, then shrugged the matter off.

"Great. I'll go get Stormfly" My head lifted up at the mention of her name. Yes. That blue Deadly Nadder. Stormfly. Her name fits perfectly. When angry can be dangerous like a storm and can fly like a lightning. Well, maybe that's too exaggerated. Flying with top speed is my specialty. But still, I sort of like her, in a way. She maybe likes me back. Hmph, and I thought human love was difficult.

"Okay" My rider simply replied as she went out of the house. He began inspecting himself. Before he could make any comments for himself I decided to do the same as well. I wanted to look good in front of the females too you know.

"Excited aren't you bud?" He asked in a mischievous tone. I partly understand what he said, so I tilted my head slightly to give a confused expression.

"Don't think I don't know. The Nadder Astrid rides surely caught your eyes" He grinned slyly. My cheeks, or nose, began to warm up at the word Nadder. I tried to hide my embarrassment while looking away. He burst out laughing.

"Don't be mad bud. It's not like you're the only one with girl issues" He wiped a tear that escaped his eyes with a slight chuckle. I rolled my eyes. Of course I knew he liked the girl from before. He always told me about her every time she's not around.

"C'mon" He waved at me before rushing downstairs. I frowned again in a bit of amusement. I followed him and walked through the village plaza. Many peoples greeted my human. I probably should call him by his name too. Hiccup. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third. Gods, I never thought a person could have a name that long. I'll just shorten to Hiccup. Even though it doesn't sound very pleasant. But I guess we both can deal with it.

We continued our path across the square. I saw a basket of fish. I tried to mangle one but Hiccup stopped me. Argh- We walked past a few houses. A couple of dragon pens. And finally reached our destination. He looked at the single house with either admiration or farfetched imagination. He shook his head and knocked on the door.

Knock, knock.

"Just a second, Hiccup!" A feminine voice spoke from the second floor. I grumbled in annoyance of not seeing the aforementioned vain dragon and sat down on the tickly grass. A few squawks and footsteps before the door slammed open.

"You ready?" Hiccup asked. Are you stupid? I said inside my head. Of course she's ready. If not then she won't be at the door right now. I passed the topic off with a roll of eyes and searched for the beauty I've been waiting. And there she was. Standing behind her rider, blue scales, with a mix of red and orange, a spike-like crown magnificently placed on her head skull, large beak with sharp teeth. Oh gods, how could I resist her?

"Are you okay with walking?" Astrid, her rider, asked. Hiccup once said to me that her name translated into… What is it, I forgot… Oh yeah, Divine Beauty. For a dragon, I can't judge a human being. But I could say she got nice looks as well as my Stormfly. They did say that a dragon and its rider share the same treats and personality. Can't argue with that.

"No problem. Well, for me anyways" Hiccup smiled sheepishly and chuckled. Astrid followed and scooted next to him. I knew what she's going to do. As odd as it sounds, humans seems to like tasting their mate's skin. Eww- How gross can that be? And as I suspected, she put her lips on his cheek while Hiccup tensed, before relaxing with a lopsided grin.

The first time she did that I thought Hiccup would cry out in pain from getting his flesh bitten. I never thought he would smile dreamily after the small interaction. I sighed. I really don't understand human's display of affection at all.

"C'mon dragon boy. The faster we arrive, the more time we'll have" She smirked and ran away. Hiccup almost didn't realize in his trance like state. He soon noticed and chased after her. I rolled my eyes while tired of counting how much I'd done that that day. Suddenly I heard a squawk from beside me. I turned around and saw the beautiful dragon eyes looking at me softly. Since you nobody could understand, I'm going to transcribe what we said to each other.

"Aren't you going to follow them?" She asked. I smiled and snorted at the same time.

"Yeah. In a minute" I stood up on four legs and started walking towards our riders.

"So Toothless. How are you?" She asked nervously. I wanted to laugh at her but decided to tease her with a calm face.

"I thought the last time we meet was yesterday evening" I held back a chuckle when she looked all over the place except me. A look of embarrassment and slight panic in her gorgeous eyes.

"Well, maybe you got sick the night. Or fell down when going home" I almost burst into fits of laughter.

"Oh really?" I replied sarcastically with a grin. Hiccup's figure of speech was beginning to rub off on me. She stayed silent and I chuckled with a low voice.

"C'mon. Let's catch up with them" Her eyes brightened in a blink and started running off the two human's direction. I swore I heard a sigh of relief before that.

We ran towards the cove. Stormfly had visited there a couple of times but never explored it thoroughly. We reached the said place and saw our riders leaning against a rock. Their shoulder touching each other while Astrid's head was resting on the crook of Hiccup's neck. Their eyes were closed. I could tell from Hiccup's face that he was inhaling her scent, much to Astrid's liking. I shrugged and went over to them.

"Hey Toothless" Hiccup raised his free hand –the one that was not holding her hand –and petted my snout.

"You're free to play with Stormfly if you want" He said with a warm yet ecstatic smile.

"Yeah Toothless. She would be really happy to have your company" Astrid added, also with a smile. My head turned hot again. And my scales got a tint of pinkish color on it. Hiccup and Astrid laughed.

"Go to her, you useless reptile" Hiccup shooed me off playfully and I obliged without a second thought. I approached Stormfly and sat beside her.

"Enjoy watching the scene?" I asked her while glancing at Hiccup and Astrid.

"You can say that" Answered her. "I like seeing my rider with yours. She's always happy around him" She smiled with a squawk. I chuckled, louder this time so she could hear. She turned and looked questioningly at me.

"I guess I could say that too" I replied simply. She gave a puzzled face before returning her attention to the human couple.

"That said, I feel the same towards you" I looked at her from the corner of my eye. I could clearly saw she was surprised. Maybe even shocked. Her jaw dropped and a few minutes passed before she spoke again.

"You mean it?" She asked quietly, gaze on the ground. I shook my head amused by her reaction.

"Why would I say that then if I didn't mean it?" I stated the obvious. She stared at me. Silence fell between the two of us. After that, she suddenly snuggled to me. I smiled and wrapped my wings around her.

"Look at that. The sight of dragons falling in love" Hiccup commented with a laugh. Astrid chuckled and sat on his lap.

"Not only them though" She smirked. Hiccup grinned.

"Why of course milady" He responded while grabbing her waist. She giggled and inched her face closer to his.

"Shall we, my beautiful shield maiden?" He asked cheekily. A loving smile was plastered on both faces. Their nose touched and so did their lips afterwards. Each of their mouths crashed onto the other. It sounded like their tongues was joining the action as well. Her hands sneaked up onto his neck. She closed their space together and continuously sucking his lip. She elicited a moan from him before he fought back with his own mouth. They looked lost in their own worlds. Kiss after kiss without a pause except for air. He claimed her lips again once they parted as well as she captured his like a predator. They both parted after the whole make out session, but still in each other's grasp.

"I love you Astrid, my divine beauty" He smiled and she giggled.

"I love you too, my dorky dragon rider" She leaned on his chest to hear his heartbeat while he embraced her. She earnestly hugged him and snuggled deeper. They continued whispering words of love and showing their emotions. Giving affections towards themselves. They liked doing things like this. What they called kissing and cuddling with each other. They always went to the cove to perform those intimate attachments. No doubt they will soon be mating, or in a human way, married, and after that there will surely be the consummation.

I smiled seeing the two. Always giving a mirror image of me and Stormfly. Being close to each other. I now knew she reciprocated my feelings. Guess we're all going to be family. Though me and her won't be doing the whole face sucking thing. After thinking it over and over, I concluded that human's mating traditions… Are crazy.


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