A/N: I'm very very sorry for the long wait guys. I've been busy lately, and my sprained wrist didn't help much either. This is from Love diagonally's request. Not very long, but I guess it's worth of reading. Hey guys, did you noticed that I've almost reached 100 followers? That's freakin' awesome! My new record. For review replies,

trystrike: I'm sorry. I don't mean to deflate your eagerness, but this is an Hiccup x Astrid fanfic. So every chapter will be with those pairing, even though there might be some side ones as well. But it is the main and only one I would base on a story. So, sorry and I hope you're not mad at me. Do enjoy the other chapters.

hiccupfan54: Well, in those times, arranged marriage are a custom of their tradition. And, if he married Astrid to a guy from a different tribe, his family's name would sure be respected for uniting two clans, gaining alliance from two different tribes. So yeah, I guess it benefits more than betrothing her to the chief's son. More so if it was a person like Hiccup. But I'm not saying he's weak though. In fact, it's the other way round.

I still have many things to tell you but I guess I'll put it in the author's note below since it would be very long if I write 'em here. Read and Review!

Summary: Hiccup and Astrid could care less about what's happening around them when they're having a make out session. Still, it becomes annoying as people keep disturbing their little moment of fantasy.

Disclaimer: I do not own How To Train Your Dragon, it respectfully belongs to Cressida Cowell and DreamWorks Animation Studios.

Caught

"So, I'm going to finish on this side, and you on that side. Got it?" Hiccup placed a small scaled map atop a rock. Earlier that day, Stoick had asked them, meaning him and Astrid obviously as she's Hiccup's right hand, to gather some firewood. Winter was closing in and the last thing everybody wanted was a house with lack of warmth. The cold season is very hostile at Berk, mark the twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing death. Yep, it's precisely located at the meridian of misery. Not that anybody complained about the terrible weather, since it snows nine months a year, and hails the other three. But other than that, Berk is just your normal mediocre village. Apart from the dragons and utterly stubborn Vikings of course.

"Yeah, yeah. Don't make it sound like I'm some handicapped child. I know what I'm capable of doing myself thank you very much" Astrid rolled her eyes at the sarcastic comment. Axe gracefully held on her hand and her braid tied loosely between her head and shoulder. A red tunic with a newly made skirt, a soft fur hoodie, a pair of steel shoulder pads and a nicely worn arm bands. Not your typical Viking that's big and bulky, but still the upholder in hand to hand combat.

"Seems like my sarcasm have rubbed off on you milady" Hiccup grinned as he stood up from his stance. He walked over and swiftly grabbed her hands.

"C'mon Hiccup. We're supposed to be gathering tree logs aren't we?" Astrid retorted in a playfully warning tone. They'd experienced a few times when they had got distracted from a task and ended up in each other's embrace with flushed cheeks as someone caught them red handed.

"Sure, you didn't think I would throw my dad's assignment away just because you're flirting with me, right?" He asked with a slight chuckle. Astrid pulled her arms away from his and punched his shoulder.

"Ouch. Violence" He grunted as he rubbed the usual spot when she hit him. The bruise might not be visible, but it's there. Prove that both of their definition of 'light' far different.

"I am not flirting with you Hiccup Haddock the third" She huffed with hands on her hips and the sass in her sentence. Hiccup rolled his eyeballs once again whilst he snorted.

"Keep telling yourself that milady" Astrid kept a stern look before she gave another contusion on his body.

"Owww. Why would you do that?" He whined jovially as he let his arms slump on his sides.

"Stop being a big baby" She snickered at his pouting face which she could never turn down nor deny.

"Don't you dare give me that look Hiccup" Her eyebrows furrowed in annoyance. Hiccup continued to open his eyes as wide as he could and pushed his lower lip forward. Her face turned red and punched him for the umpteenth time.

"I warned you" She smirked devilishly.

"Yeah, yeah. I've noticed" He gave a small smile before returning to the task beforehand.

"'kay then, with that settled let's continue our work" He brushed his leather guard from dirts that clung on him when he sat on the ground and faced his side of the forest. Astrid was about to do the same when a sly mischievous grin appeared on her face. She slowly walked towards Hiccup, careful not to step on a stick to make it snap, and wrapped her arms around his waist from behind. She seductively crashed her body on him and leaned closely to his ear.

"Why don't we enjoy a little fun before we finish the whole thing, hmm Hiccup?" She purred sultrily. Hiccup gulped and picked her hand off him at receiving the hint. Astrid backed up as Hiccup turned around to confront her with a satisfied yet hungry smirk on his face. She could feel his confidence warming her stomach.

"My, aren't you a naughty teenager?" He licked his lips and pressed it into a thin line forming an unmistakable grin. Astrid placed her hands behind his neck and let her body to merge with his.

"A few kisses won't hurt, right Hiccup?" She asked with the same attitude as before. He fought the urge to rip her clothes apart and instead claimed her lips fiercely. She parted her lips and thrust her tongue forwards. Hiccup welcomed the move with the same action and their long tongues were battling against each other for dominance. With their eyes closed in pure bliss, each other's saliva mixing together making one sticky substance. Hands roaming throughout their bodies.

Her fingers entwined on the end of Hiccup's shaggy auburn hair as Hiccup's were caressing her hips, slowly heading downwards to her thighs. She gently pushed Hiccup to sit on a big flat rock and teasingly straddled him. A moan escaped from his mouth, encouraging Astrid to keep pleasuring him without doing anything far too risky. She trailed kisses along his jawline, moving to nimble his earlobe. She reluctantly pulled herself away and ambushed his neck, turning from kissing to rough sucking. Grunts and groans was heard as she put her lips on his pulse. She bit the crook of his neck where his collarbone were positioned and returned to feed his hungry lips.

Hiccup kept fighting against Astrid's competitiveness while giving access to whatever she wanted to do with him. Even with the chilling breeze, the atmosphere around the two was almost as hot as in the forge itself. He explored Astrid's figure, mapping each place where every part of her located.

"A-Astrid…" Was the only murmur that could came out from him when their mouths parted for a slight second.

"Mhmmm… Hiccup" She moaned as his tongue was tasting the cavern inside her mouth. Boundaries forgotten. Hands travelling without a damn care as their finger danced on each other's skin. Their activity was almost close to a far less innocent one if not for the sudden intrusion.

"Astr'd? 'iccup?" A nasally, fluent yet familiar old Norse accent, called loudly from a couple of trees ahead of them. The source of the voice appeared before them, which was obviously Gobber judging from the missing left hand and the severely eaten right foot, and stopped in front of the scene. He awkwardly scratched his chin and spoke.

"Aye, err– Ye know what? Jus' continue wha' ye two were doin' and I'll jus' pretend I'd never saw ye her'" He turned his back to the couple and walked into the forest. Hiccup and Astrid blushed furiously as they were seen in the middle of something not-very-appropriate-to-continue-before-wedlock, and regained composure remembering that they'd always been in a situation like this, no matter where or when. Astrid stood and returned her balance followed by Hiccup who shot up immediately. He fixed himself up with a red splotch on his cheek and rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly.

"Well… That was kinda awkward" He gave a nervous smile that she returned.

"Y-Yeah. But it's a good thing Gobber intervened. Or we might as well be doing that right now" She shyly rubbed her left arm as she tucked her bangs behind her ear. In lieu of the normal skin color, their cheeks turned more scarlet than ever.

"I-I guess we should finish the job. We were assigned to do it after all" He gave a crooked smile as they both turned their back towards each other.

"S-Sure. Let's not think about what happened and complete this task as quick as we can. Then maybe we can return to the village and continue where we surceased, or maybe where we started" Their face burned hotter and turned into a darker shade.

"Y-Yep. Let's do it. I really want to pick up where we left off. But we still need those woods. We don't want to return empty handed and disappoint the village do we?" He stammered, trying hard to steady his breathing.

"Right" She answered quickly.

"True" He replied in haste. Silence fell upon the two before it Hiccup broke it.

"Well… I guess we're doing it" He said without moving even an inch from his position. Fed up with the awkward situation, she instantly tackled him to the ground.

"Shut up and just kiss me" She demanded before their lips and tongues were tangled in a beautiful yet sloppy mess. He surrendered and subsided to her endless method of giving pure ecstasy. No room left for argument as their task was long forgotten. Due to the long wait of the items, Stoick and the other villagers themselves collected what was needed, fortunately without coming across the sight of the two lovers. None of them minded. As their last thought was only giving what the other wanted. And in the end, they didn't stop their little fantasy before they returned home at dusk. Even though many questions were asked about their wellbeing and safety, it was worth it for what they had in the forest.

They had been discovered many times. But ever since the first time, they had lost count of how many times they've been caught in action.

A/N: Thank you all of you loyal reviewers. ZefronsAngel, Cyclone20, HiccupHaddockLover, UnbreakableWarrior, DOOOOOOM Lord of Waffles, and every other peoples I haven't mentioned. You really supported me in making these onshots. My ego were really boosted when you gave encouraging taunts. And I really appreciate those who said the story is nice.

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