Ok so! Long time no posts, sorry about that but it's been a weird few weeks. I've finally got the PC back so I just need money and red bull for there to be a massive update.

But until then I had an idea.

Frozen AU, where Elsa is a bad guy. Anyone up for that? I even have pictures of various scenes I've drawn.

Also: castle AU where Jack's the billionaire, playboy philanthropist (I think that's how you spell it)

Also; 20 points to the one who gets that :3

So speak to me people! I can't carry on talking to my personal little plot bunnies! I need people with shotguns to determine the weakest and destroy it! (Wow that was dark...)

But without further ado,

Thanks to MeltingAngels who beta'd this (and gave me the ending to this one) so this story is actually for her now :)

I own nothing but my boobs. They're real. I grew them myself yanno. Oh and the plot idea... Though I'm sure my pillow owns the rights...

oh and thanks to thecrazyLaDiDa and MeltingAngels who pointed out that my spaces had gone AWOL.

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When Hiccup spotted the flash of blonde in the mirror opposite him, the brunette swore he had a heart attack. Then again, he had an obviously pissed off Hofferson after him and he had nothing but a glass of whisky and a beer to save himself with.

What a day to leave Toothless at home.

The Auburn haired male swallowed his beer and slipped his phone into his jeans, looking into the lights with unfocused eyes, his mind racing with possible outcomes. His oh-so-helpful mind was halted when Astrid flopped into the bar stool next to him, her hand signalling to the bar tender. Hiccup blinked and refocused before noticing the racer beside him.

"Astr-" He started but stopped when the blonde held up her hand, effectively cutting him off as a mug of mead was set in front of her.

"Hiccup, Don't." Long fingers gripped at the mug, the golden liquid slipping between her lips and the mug hit the table again. The customers of the bar were few for now, the building being reserved for qualifying racers. Mechanics mingled with the other members of their teams, talking amongst themselves and creating a low hum of noise. "Where /were/ you? I spoke to the team and they said you up and left." Grey eyes were staring at the mug and Hiccup's emerald eyes stared at the glass of whisky in his hand.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean"

"But I'm gonna overlook it."

"to just le- I.. uh... what?" Hiccup's head flicked to her, eyes wide. Astrid nodded, seemingly in a world of her own, before she took another swig of her drink.

"I need your help." Hiccup's eyes rolled and he took a swig from the amber liquid, frowning as it left the familiar gentle burn in his throat.

"And this is?" It was Astrid's turn to pause as a flash of white was spotted beside the door before smiling, the action seeming forced.

"I need you to persuade Jack to leave the race. I overheard someone the other day say they were gonna hurt him if he continues. I just.. don't want anyone getting hurt." Hiccup's eyes widened slightly and he stared at Astrid. Her eyes were fixated on her mug and she seemed intent on not meeting is gaze. The Mechanic sighed and turned slightly so he could look around the room.

"Well when he gets here, we'll just tell him that he's in danger."

"No!" Hiccup jumped slightly with the loudness of Astrid's voice and his emerald eyes stared at her pale face. "I mean... what if the person I heard talking is here? Jack would be in more danger because they know he knows." Hiccup deflated a little.

"So what are you suggesting?" He had a feeling he wasn't going to like this-

"Get close to him and convince him not to race."

-Part. Of course. Nothing was ever simple for Henrick Haddock the third was it.

The little person in his head was groaning and banging it's head on the walls of his skull, begging him not to go through with whatever crazy scheme the blonde had in store but, with one look at the defeated posture of his friend, every counter argument he had just disappeared.

"Ugh. Fine. But you owe me! Big time got it?" Hiccup said and Astrid smiled, jumping up and hugging him tightly.

"Naturally." She turned to the bar and shouted another order to the barman before pulling Hiccup closer, her arm slung around his shoulders, and grinned at him. "Thanks Henrick. I really appreciate it."

"Don't mention it." the glass of whisky was placed in front of him and he picked it up. "To a successful and safe racing tournament."

"And to the best and most awesome best friend ever." Astrid added, raising her second mug and tapping it against Hiccup's.

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When Astrid was sure that Hiccup was safely inside his dingy apartment, she let her head fall forward and hit the top of her steering wheel. Her head pounded with a lingering headache. Hiccup was drunk, her fault mainly (she should of remembered that after the 8th shot, even the best of vikings struggle to stay up. Though Hiccup had managed 15 doubles before slurring his words and a further 5 before he couldn't stand still.) and even though she felt guilty for lying to him, she did manage to drag out that the white haired male really wasn't that bad looking.

Grey eyes closed and she sighed, head pressing into the wheel and she let the tension melt from her shoulders. Silence was draped around her like a cloak, the car long since turned off and the seat belt removed.

A sudden knock on the passenger window caused her to jump and look around wildly, tired eyes landing on the silhouette of Pitch. She breathed out a sigh of relief and unlocked the doors, allowing the male to slip into the BMW.

"And how are you this fine evening Miss Hofferson?" Astrid's eyes rolled and she looked at him.

"Why do you bother? We both know we hate the pleasantries." She muttered, picking at her nail as the golden eyed man smirked.

"Not spooked are you?" Astrid glared at the man and shook her head. "Good, that would be bad. Now! Down to order of business yes?" He clasped his hands together and smiled at the blonde woman, his teeth seeming sharp and dangerous, causing a shiver of discomfort to run up the woman's spine.

"I've asked my friend to seduce and convince Frost to leave. He's said he'll do it, some silly story I cooked up about overhearing a sinister conversation." Astrid gestured to the building to her side and Pitch grinned wickedly.

"Well I propose an alliance. You keep me informed of your friend's progress and i'll do the rest." Astrid froze at the sinister glint in the male's eye.

"Um.. yeah sure. You promise no-one will figure out what's going on right?" the grey eyed woman bit her lip as she finished and watched as pitch climbed out the car, poking his head back into it before flashing his teeth at her.

"Oh I swear on my soul Miss Hofferson. Now, Good night." the door slammed shut and Astrid sat there in silence once more, her breathing the only sound in the space before her head swung around to face Hiccup's apartment building.

"I've come too far to go back from here. I have no choice." Her eyes hardened and, as the sky opened up with rain, the blonde started her car and sped off down the street, street lamps illuminating her seemingly pale face. "He wont get the best of me this time."

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The revving of the engine was the last thing that Hiccup wanted to hear this early in the morning (I mean really! Who's up at 7 AM on a saturday?) but he had a promise to keep. So after checking over Astrid's car, the emerald eyed male found himself walking along the pits toward the NSPA section and leant against the wall as he watched someone tinker with the engine.

"Hey Bite-size!" Hiccup jumped, as did the person in the engine compartment and Hiccup snorted as he heard muttered curses as a cap covered head hit the open bonnet. Hiccup looked around and spotted Bunny walking toward him, a smile on his face.

"Aster! Hey!" Hiccup smiled back as he shook the australian's hand before standing awkwardly.

"So, what cha doing here?" Hiccup blushed slightly and shrugged.

"Oh you know, just trying to walk off a hangover." Bunny winced and looked at the auburn haired man.

"ah'd heard yer drank a fair few last night. Are yer sure yer should be here?" Hiccup smiled before wincing as the car behind him started up and backfired, sending a sharp throbbing pain through his head.

"Yeah i'll be fine. What's up with this thing?" He turned to look at the car and saw black smoke pouring out the back.

"Ah yer, she's nearly had her day's worth. It's Frost's car." Hiccup frowned at that. This navy blue rusting Fiesta looked nothing like the Light Blue 'Baby' that raced.

"Like.. his actual car?" Bunny nodded and hiccup's eyebrow shot up. "Wow.. and I thought I was lame."

"Hey! I heard that! Don't listen to him BT. He's just jealous." A voice came from inside the car and suddenly a head popped up, a grey and red cap covering white hair, blue eyes sparkling at him from the pale face.

"Oh great, you named the car after a phone company? Is it so you know what to use when it doesn't work?" Hiccup folded his arms as he spoke, an amused smile on his face as he watched Jack's jaw dropped.

"Hey it's Frecks!" Bunny moved beside Hiccup and the brunette turned to see him walk away.

"Woahwoahwoah, where are you going?" Bunny turned to face the Auburn haired man.

"Yer brought that on yerself. I agreed to yer driver, not you." Hiccup's face dropped and he glared at the grey haired man.

"Thank you for nothing, you useless man." Bunny grinned and waved behind him as he walked off, closing off a curtained section so the two men were left alone.

"So eh.. what cha dooin?" Hiccup jumped as he heard Jack beside him.

"Did you just actually quote Phineas and Ferb?". The white haired male grinned sheepishly at him as Hiccup winced, pain lancing through his head.

"hey you ok?" worry laced the racer's voice and the medic looked up at him. "you look a bit pale dude." Jack gently took Hiccup's arm and lead him over to a couch that was hidden behind a small curtain. "wait here" Hiccup was pushed down into the soft cushions before Jack darted off. The pounding in his head escalated and the auburn haired man let out a small moan of pain before holding his head in his hands.

Worst. Decision. Ever.

Never was Henrick'Hiccup'Haddock the third letting anyone goad him into a drinking contest again.

"Here, take this. It should help." Hiccup looked up and found a plastic cup filled with water and a small white pill held in the other hand. The auburn haired male took the pill great fully and swallowed it before groaning. "Now you lie here and get some sleep, it should help." Green eyes stared at the white haired male. "What?"

"I just never expected you of all people to help someone other than yourself." Jack blinked before smirking.

"Well you learn something new everyday huh. Get some sleep, I'll make sure someone wakes you before the race." Jack stood up and picked up the glass as Hiccup laid down, pausing as he watched the white haired racer.

"Hey Jack," the blue eyed man turned and looked at the drowsy mechanic. "Thanks." A soft smile graced Jack's face and he nodded to the brunette.

"Don't mention it freckles." Hiccup watched as Jack left, a small smile on his face as he felt drowsiness wash over him. Just as his eyes closed, he swore he saw a man in black sneak into the pit where Jack's racing car was.

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"-cup... Hey hiccup wake up!" Green eyes fluttered open and immediately spotted the tanned face of Bunny above him. Sitting up slightly, the medic turned mechanic looked around in confusion.

"Wha? What's going on?" Emerald eyes locked back onto jade green and Bunny smiled.

"Come on mate, the race is abou' ta start!" Hiccup's eyes widened and he jumped up, stumbling slightly as he made his way to the entrance.

"Thanks Bunny!" He managed before bumping into someone. Gravity took hold and Hiccup braced himself for impact when he felt strong arms wrap around his waist.

"Woah there! Slow down frecks! Leave the speed to the pro's yeah?" Jack smirked at the smaller male before standing him upright again and letting go. "There you go! Be careful yeah?" He shouted to the quickly retreating auburn haired male's back. The white haired male shook his head, laughing slightly as he looked at Bunny who had his arms crossed.

"Well would ya look a that." The australian chuckled.

"What?" Jack's arms flew up, gesturing wildly.

"Someone's gotta crush!" Jack blushed and turned toward his light blue car.

"Shut up kangaroo." His helmet was pulled on as Aster's face lit up.

"You didn't deny it! Ah ha! Ey North!" Jack chuckled as he climbed into the car and began to fasten up the seatbelts. Bunny popped his head through the window to speak to the white haired male. "Ey Frostbite, do me a favour." Jack looked at the Australian, a witty comeback dying at the look on the other man's face. "Be careful yeah? I gotta bad feelin about this." Jack smiled gently and patted aster's face.

"Aw you do care." The seriousness in Bunny's eyes disappeared and amusement filled them.

"Ah rack off ya bloody show pony." He pulled his head out of the car and patted the roof. "Now get out there an show em how ter drive!" Jack laughed as he drove off toward his starting line, his start of race mantra flowing through his head.

Hiccup, however, had just made it to his own team's pit and pulled on his headset when Astrid found him.

"Hiccup! Thank thor! I thought you'd bailed on me! Where have you been? How's your head?" Hiccup gestured for her to calm down and he smiled at her.

"I'm fine astr-"

"Good now did you check the intake valves?" She began rattling on as she walked toward the car, hiccup stumbling into step beside her.

"Wha-? Yeah it's fi-"

"What about the gear box? I noticed it stick last time."

"It's wor-"

"And what about-"

"Astrid!" The auburn haired male shouted, causing the blonde to stop. "Get in the Gods damned car." The grey eyed woman grinned and pulled her helmet on and climbed into the car, Hiccup leaning on the side last the previous race. "Now, I've checked everything, stormfly'srunning perfectly, you just have to show them how it's done ok?" Astrid nodded to him and hiccup stood back, watching as she sped off. Turning back to the tent, the emerald eyed man clasped his hands together.

"Ok gang! Listen up!"

"Welcome back all you racing fans to the second qualifying race! This race will see the list of qualifiers drop from the 10 racers to 5 and then we have the Finals! Here with me today is the lovely Eliza Ambers! Who do you have high hopes for Eliza?"

"Well-"

Jack's blue eyes flicked from the black car in front of him to his rear view mirror. He didn't want to admit it, but he had a bad feeling about this race too. Just as he was about to mention it to Bunny on the mic, his gaze spotted Astrid next to him.

"Ready to loose Frosty?"

The blonde called across to him and a grin formed on Jack's face.

"Are you, princess?"

The glare that Astrid sent his way caused the white haired racer to laugh, and speed off as the flag was dropped. The race was short, only 20 laps instead of the previous 50, and it was smooth sailing really. Jack stayed comfortably in second until lap 15. The white haired male managed to pass Pitch's car on the inside, and put a fair few feet between them.

"Alright Kid! Keep that pace and you're home fr-" Bunny's voice was cut off in Jack's ear as a tyre exploded and Jack swerved, smoke beginning to leak from under the bonnet.

This wasn't right. A quick glance at the Speedo confirmed the 190MPH crash that was about to happen, and Jack braced himself as something beeped.

Hiccup had ran to the front of the pits as Astrid had yelled about Jack's car, and green eyes watched as the blue car swerved, before something exploded under the bonnet. The car flipped completely forward, twisting slightly as Pitch drove underneath the burning vehicle. Hiccup watched, wide eyed before yanking off the headset and grabbing his high visibility jacket that was stuffed into his Medic bag.

"Call an ambulance! Tell them to send the helicopter!" he yelled as he ran out, Fishlegs watching as the brunette ran toward the track.

Pitch's car sped across the line, Astrid's barely making it before Jack's car landed just behind it, the car a mangled wreck, skidding, and overturning once more, before landing on its roof.

Pulling the bright jacket on, Hiccup stumbled to a stop next to the car.

"Jack! Jack, can you hear me?!" the emerald eyed man called, the silence that greeted him causing worry to bubble up.

Tanned hands scramble around the car and a piece of metal is dislodged to reveal a white fireproof suit spotted with red. A weak cough drew Hiccup's attention, and a small sigh of relief escaped as he spotted Jack still strapped into the seat.

A trickle of blood ran down his cheek as Hiccup struggled to un clasp him. He went to say something, but another weak cough interrupted him. Hiccup's heart skipped a beat as he saw the blood dribbling down Jack's chin, and pooling around his lips.

Internal bleeding.

"Hey, it's gonna be ok Jack, just stay awake yeah?" Jack's blue eyes locked hazily onto Hiccup's.

Hiccup could see that the white haired male was losing the battle, and he pleaded with Jack to stay awake, but all his efforts were in vain, for the blue-eyed young man slipped away, eyes closing shut, just as the helicopter touched down in the distance.

Standing several feet away, a particular blonde felt her stomach turn, staring at the once shining blue car, which was now dented, scorched, and covered in flames.