Letters From The Countries

by Prussialover7851

all of this started on on fine day, the world meeting was boring, so America had decided to tell everybody about his plan on letter writing to us! he also thought it would be a good idea for people to ask questions, that are based on whatever you want to

52. Chapter 52

Dear Alfred F. Jones, AKA The United States of adorable little shits and idiots,

You are my shipping bitch for this fandom. I can and will ship you with anyone and anything with no regrets. So, yeah. USUK!

Okay, so, QUESTIONS! Do you ever have moments of insanity, when you just wanna go on a murder spree? In my head, I see you have many, many, MANY diffrent layers in your personality. You're just so diverse that I can just see you beeing a complete fool at one moment, and a douchy prick the next. You can speak other languages fluently, right? With so many immigrants, you gotta know other languages.

With respect and tacos,

ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling u

Dear England of Dorky Ireland,

If I told you I was willing to pair 'Merica with anyone (yes, ANYONE) and have no regrets, what would you say?

Did you know, of all my pairings, USUK was my original OTP?

I can do magic too, though I mostly use it to drive people insane and stuff. If you see any flying tabby cats, they're visiting their cousin, Flying Mint Bunny.

With Love and magical insanity,

ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling u

PS: Search Demon!Alfred or Devil!Alfred, whatever, on Tumblr. ;)

Dear ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling,

Yes I do have those weird moments! How did you know that? I am going to search that later because you seem like a really cool person! So yeah about the going insane on people's asses, well let's just say the person who triggers this the most is France. I can't stand his cocky ass accent and how he goes around having sex with every girl he lays his eyes on. Also Canada can cause that moment where I have a little insanity streak, with all of his three hour rants. They are so fucking boring!

I do know a lot of languages. It's all the fact that people think I'm too thick in the brain to accept anyone else into my country. I can speak them all fluently as well.

Thanks for the kick ass letter!

Alfred F. Jones! A.K.A United States Of Fucking Awesomeness!

Dear ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling,

Why in the world would you pair America with anyone! He deserves just one person in his life not 200! Therefore I would say go to that bloody place people (including me) call hell. I can't stand America being with anyone else! What does OTP mean anyways? France uses that term a lot when he talks about his private fanfictions. Flying Mint Bunny will be excited to know that her cousins are coming to visit. I guess I should set up extra beds then?

Thanks for the letter,

England (NO I AM NOT A DORK! EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP CALLING ME THAT!)