Dear Alfred of Awesomeness,

Pssshhh, insanity is awesome! It's the best. ;) I NOW BESTOW UPON YOU MY BLESSING! YOU CAN GO INSANE WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IT! :D Can you say hi to big momma Mexico for me? I'm sending some enchiladas in this. Do with them what you like. You should really read the Harry Potter books. Or watch the movies. They're the best thing since, well, the 90's.

Aww, you're welcome! :) You, Italy, and Iggy are my favorites (don't tell him, though.)

With insanity and Mexican food,

Goddess of Unicorns, Insanity, and Nutella AKA ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling

Dear England of Magical Bunnies,

:P I was calling Ireland dorky, if ya didn't get it. AND IT WAS A COMPLIMENT! I ONLY CALL A SELECT FEW DORKY!

HEY! It's not like I do it willingly! I just sorta see the pairing on accident, search some more on tumblr, and BOOM! I ship it. :/ OTP means "One True Pairing" Iggy. I still think USUK dominates all, though. It gives me the most feels. DID YA LOOK AT THE TUMBLR!? HUH, HUH, DID YA, DID YA!?

Flying Mint Bunny is awesome. She helped me and Flying Tabby Cat prank my bestie, Rachel.

Anyway, do you know who Dan Howell and Phil Lester are? If so, could you tell give 'em some bad puns from me? ARIGOTO!

Here, I'll send you some nice Mexican dessert. Will you like me now?

With love and fond eyerolls,

Goddes of Unicorns, Insanity, and Nutella AKA ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling

PS: Are you a brony? I bet you are. ;)

Dear France of The Creepy Perverts,

If you could pair anyone with anyone, EXCEPT USUK, PRUCAN, OR ANY POPULAR PAIRS, who would it be? Do you happen to know a certain Sebastian Michaeles, or J Micheal Tatum? ;P

STAY PERVY!

With curiosity and ships,

Goddess of Unicorns, Insanity, and Nutella AKA ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling

Dear ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling,

Yeah you got that right dude! Insanity can be used for good and evil, but mostly evil. Sure I can say hi to Mexico for ya! He will be happy to hear from some fans for once! There is no way I will watch or read Harry Potter, well unless Iggy forced me to.

Thanks for the Mexican food! I will give it to Mexico and then tell him it's from you. Don't worry about not telling Iggy about liking him for you! He won't get it anyways, he's a really bad guesser.

With hamburgers, cola and insane thoughts,

Alfred F. Jones A.K.A United States Of Awesome things!

Dear ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling,

Well of course I didn't get it you twat. I guess if it was a compliment I can let it slide, since you seem nice and all. Well you must have good taste if you pair me and America all the time or us being yur One True Pairing.

Do not call me IGGY! I don't like that nickname or anyone to call me by it! Yes I looked at Tumblr… those were….interesting I should say. But why the BLOODY HELL IS AMERICA INSANE?! Who gave you those ideas!? AMERICA IS KIND NOT A COMPLETE AND UTTER TERRORIST!

Sure I can give those guys some bad puns, that is for a respectable pay. I do not make fun of myself to those two, for it would be a bad reputation for me, although is you fork some serious amounts of cash then sure!

I hate to inform you but I don't like Mexican desserts, those are more of Alfred's liking.

With pirates, Flying Mint Bunny, and scones,

Arthur Kirkland (YES YOU CAN CALL ME BY MY NAME NOW, OT ENGLAND OR IGGY!)

Dear ThatGirlInTheCornerFangirling,

Hononononon~ so you have found my secret non? Well if I could pair any two I would have to pair Italy with Canada. And for your second question yes I know Sebastian Michaeles. He walks around London all the time. I heard that he is a demon, but England doesn't believe me. The second person I know as well~ he I can ship with England in my crossover fictions. Hononononon~

I am a pervert yes and I plan on staying like that for all my country's life non?

With roses, love, and French perfume,

France