Hi Papa,

What did you put in those pancakes?! Moscow ate them and now she is all cuddle-y. It's not right! Moscow is not supposed to be cuddle-y! She is supposed to be imposing! One of the world's greatest powers!

What did you do?

Emily

Dear Oncle sud de I'Italie,

It is I, your nephew Paris. Do you think you could talk to Rome? He and London have been fighting this past week and I fear it will lead to war, and no one wants that. A letter will also be sent to England concerning London.

Thank you,

Paris

Hey Iggy!

Can you like talk to London? She has been fighting with Rome and that's going to turn to a war that we really don't want!

Thank you,

D.C.

Dear Emily,

I put some love in there but it will wear off. I used it to hide the extra supplements I put in to get her on her feet. Please don't worry I will go away. This happened to America right after he ate them and now he is fine!

I'm really sorry Emily,

Canada

Dear Paris,

Yeah I can talk to him. if he is being a little piss head again so help me… anyway what did the Brat start this time? Or who started this little fucking fight? Yes Feliciano can't handle this matter and gave me the letter. Well the Limey bastard can talk to his own kid, that's fine by me.

With great annoyance,

Romano

Dear Mickey,

Who the bloody hell told you to call me Iggy? Yes I can talk to London for you I suppose. Tell her I want a full letter with how this whole thing started, and tell your father to stop telling people the call me Iggy!

With great concerns,

England