Dear Father,
Last week I had made scones for Moscow and Rome walked into the kitchen freaked out yelling something about killing everyone in the house and threw my scones into the garden! It was raining!
Hope you understand,
London
Dear London,
Well that surely wasn't very nice of him but that has no reason for a almost war to start. You can always make more scones whenever you feel like it. Rome was freaking out? Well did you even ask him why he wanted to kill everyone in the house?
With great concern,
England
