Dear Alfred,
If ya want, I can pin 'em down while you murder hum. *shrug* Thanks, Al! :)
With Insanity and evil grins,
Dani
Dear Arthur,
*pout* Sorry...PLEASE DON'T HATE ME! D: Anyway, tell your other friends to be wary of the tabbies. They can be...odd...sometimes...
Suuuuuure, it was, Arthur...(Be glad I didn't put Artie there, mister)
With love,
Dani
Dear France,
Oh, you cocky little shit. XD Pssshhh, PINKIE PIE IS BEST! SHE CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! THEREFORE, SHE IS BETTER THAN ALL...except Derpy. Derpy is awesome.
With Derpy pride and love,
Dani
Dear Dani,
Na the dickhead will suffer a cruel and slow death. Oh Mexico wants to know if he can have some more of your food. He says that it was really good and he can't stop thinking about it.
You're welcome dude! :3
With more Mexican Burgers and Insanity,
Alfred the hero
Dear Dani,
Sure I can tell them about the tabbies. They aren't causing any trouble now, but I would like to know when you want them back?
I forgive you, but only this once. Here have another scone, I made America time how long I put it in the oven, so it is not burnt.
What the bloody hell is that supposed to mean!? I meant what I said, so suck it up! I will not go insane either, I am a pure bloody gentleman.
With Rage and a scone,
Arthur Kirkland (please inform me on the frogs whereabouts, I have to kick his ass when I find him)
Dear Dani,
*cocky French Accent* Oh the torture you put me in! Twilight Sparkle is much better than those two! I'll have you know that I am going to start shipping more USUK stories based on their behavior towards one another. Honononon~
I am sending you a rose, it is White. I hope you like it.
With roses and beauty,
Francis